Finished Folds (2621—2640)
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3A cup of yogurt with fruits in it. The devil-nun wore a Darth Vader costume year round. This was deliberate. Her meat cleaver always went with her. Escher continued drawing fish.
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3The Meat Cleavers of Texas would be world champions. Lady Gaga was a huge fan of them and vice versa. Their quarterback, a 500 lb. Black Bear named Gus, was unbeaten.
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2Going to be a good barter item later, along with Death's Door vodka and gin. Mad Max was getting ready to hit the road, which everyone dreaded. The doors were always locked.
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0Dreaded it when Mack The Knife was home next door. He brown-nosed them for everything. They always said no and took out their pistols. He got the message, fast!
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3She gets even more of her favourite chocolates, the Brown Bombers. That's when the action really starts! She sneezes 10 times in Fold 5, so loud it wakes her husband up.
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2Play King Tut for visitors to Giza and the Pyramids while I help tourists climb them. They cannot climb pyramids wearing flip flops and short shorts, there is a dress code enforced
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6These were hugely profitable for the reservation residents. Blackjack machines proved extremely popular. Some visitors played Pokemon Go and won bundles of money!
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4Three nuns and a whole lot of chickens, breaking their eggs, on the way to shelter. The chickens came after them with meat cleavers, furious. Pedro was killed by a rooster.
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6The gong because it had not been used in many years. Where was the WD40 which was the right stuff? Did it get stolen? We looked frantically, but couldn't find it. The gong blew up.
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4There was anarchy in Blazzaville. The Sherriff arrested a stray dog for starting the fire, but the dog escaped. It was my fault, I told the police.
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2Took me apart and counted the pieces - all 3,506,468 of them. Each piece had its own name. I was now 3,506,468 people! This made the evening news, which my mum watched.
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4Publicity than he wanted. The tattoo police were looking for me, and I conveniently became the first tattoed mouse in the streets of Hsu City. It was a top Onion story.
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0Forced me to wear a caftan and I was mistaken for a varicene lady who was being shredded like cheddze cheese. I was splattered on top of my own spaghetti. It was the luckiest momen
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2Started to fall apart right before my eyes. It was so Ballardesque that I was longing for my car so I could escape. It was in the car park...
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2Manacle out just as I morphed into a brown mouse. He had the wrong suspect and let me go. I looked at myself in the mirror and noticed I was well tanned.I had grown a tail.
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0Found the spot where his nanoboy was guiding him over the cliff. Nanoboy said the parachutes were coming, and he was correct. They landed in the Electric City.
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2Date took me to the plastoterrium, where the flesh eating tigers laid in wait. The master had a trasidic snake at the door and greeted everyone in Gibberish. A translator was at
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2Charlie Brown switched trains and hopped on the Blue Line, never to return. A French clown was on the seat next to him. The clown waved his magic wand...and poof!
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1Sang about women who played the hunger games and mistook it for real life. He went to the nearest grocery store, only to be caught up in looting.
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3The thirty years war brought down all the monarchies in one felll swoop. They drank the kool aid I made that was laced with narcissism. I played dumb when the karma police