Finished Folds (3441—3460)
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6Ed her coat and revealed the bulletproof armour the drone vigilante bought her for christmas. It was invisible to everyone but drone vigilantes. Liz told him he saved her life.
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3Back when I was there, I tasted kangaroo meat for the first time. It was a local delicacy and was much better than the ketchup cake recipes back home. How to find kangaroo meat at
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1In the cream filling, mixed with campfire marshmallows. It was topped with jello. This was my idea of reconstructing dreadful recipes from childhood. It was all natural though. Now
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1A sickly green in the dark. The Museum of Unusual Objects wanted it for their exhibit! The curator called his agent that morning. He was slow to wake up, but drank coffee first.
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1That had appropriated his chair was a researcher for the Gallery of Regrettable Foods. It was his only job and he did it so well that Brains on Toast easily found a place there. A
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4Time to take out the ketchup bottle the ghost slash travel agent gave him and see if it was good. Norwegian fish sandwiches didn't need ketchup or mustard, Jen had told him before
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2Book she had written, saying, "This is not a cookbook!" Sir Reggie asked her, "Then what is it?" "These are not recipes you would like me to make, such as Monday Pie." The juniper
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1Towards Wilma and her apple as Mr. Tomatohead entered the room. "Hiya!', he said as he strode towards Bigfoot and Harry and the Hendersons. His feet were huge, as were his eyes.
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3Watching the tellie and seeing a report on it. Haircups were back in style, thanks to some millennial pop star who did it on dare. Or so he bragged. I cannot stand such cretins!
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4He watched jurassic park too many times? His doctor thought so. Propaganda films are popular by design but cause brain rot in children, he wrote in his diagnosis. Not too late for
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2Lemon flavours sold well, as did strawberry. Anxiety was lower if the sweets were homemade. That's what I found out. My mum helped me out and made them even better. Renaming them
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4"Who is at the table, writing? Nobody in the schools learns cursive anymore, so it could be your mum." So my dad told me mum had started writing a book. What a stunning surprise!
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4He was surrounded by cats who were watching him. Where was his prozac when he needed it? What the hell was he doing here? So many questions, no answers. The cats sniffed his socks.
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2Gene Simmons walked onstage and joined them. "Way to go, brother!", he said as he picked my guitar pick up of the floor and cleaned it with a special cloth. Then he sat down again.
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4This was nothing tv audiences should see. How unsanitary. The health department arrived and the shoe police told her to put shoes on her feet and then wash her hands 20 seconds
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0The durian awaited in ambush mode for her pursuer, whilst she climbed into the white rabbit's lair and met the Mad Hatter. Scrambled screams of pain were heard for miles around. Al
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2Your meal will be ready in 10 minutes. You are going to like it, sir." Yes, it had portobello mushrooms as well as those shaped like a trumpet. The Paradise Steakhouse was popular.
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1The angry birds gathered to see how they could do better to clean up the pollution from nuclear waste leaks at hanford. Their angry masks fell off and disintegrated when touched.
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4The puppet now had six hands and three heads, because of the water supply being contaminated from agents orange and blue. Doctors slashed their supply budgets because nothing would
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4Mr. Bat and family loved all fresh grapes, seedless or not. My landlord did not see them and this was because they had supernatural powers and disguised themselves as humans.