Finished Folds (3441—3460)
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0They at least were not running for any political office, no one listened to this kind if drivel anymore. The plastic robots handled them easily, needless to say. It was post-curfew
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4Was discouraged, so passers by used their ipods to stay sane and avoid conversation. The Talkonauts were banned from movie theatres and the library, so customers could concentrate.
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1The giant's feet smelled so bad Jack had to leave. The odour police arrived and wore masks. The giant was snoring so loud the noise police were called. It made the local news.
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2He got even with the washing machine then he had to buy a new one. His mum said it was that or he used the laundromat a few blocks up the street. The noise police arrived and
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3Told him to reread Kafka's famous story. "Then you will understand. You kill me, you will be a cockroach in your next life and end up in a roach motel. Think about it!" So it was
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2"Charlie Starkweather complained of much the same things." It was no fun to spend the nights on Lower Wacker Drive, especially with the police watching, Bob Carlock told me.
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2I accused her of using mud as fake coffee and told her to cut it out. Tea would do fine instead and we had plenty of that. I made tea and it tasted much better. She took the mud to
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3Towards the river, I whooped like tarzan and pretended I was king kong. Crowds watched and held out a trampoline and looked nervously up as I fell. I woke up at home with my cat!
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6Ed her coat and revealed the bulletproof armour the drone vigilante bought her for christmas. It was invisible to everyone but drone vigilantes. Liz told him he saved her life.
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3Back when I was there, I tasted kangaroo meat for the first time. It was a local delicacy and was much better than the ketchup cake recipes back home. How to find kangaroo meat at
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1In the cream filling, mixed with campfire marshmallows. It was topped with jello. This was my idea of reconstructing dreadful recipes from childhood. It was all natural though. Now
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1A sickly green in the dark. The Museum of Unusual Objects wanted it for their exhibit! The curator called his agent that morning. He was slow to wake up, but drank coffee first.
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1That had appropriated his chair was a researcher for the Gallery of Regrettable Foods. It was his only job and he did it so well that Brains on Toast easily found a place there. A
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4Time to take out the ketchup bottle the ghost slash travel agent gave him and see if it was good. Norwegian fish sandwiches didn't need ketchup or mustard, Jen had told him before
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2Book she had written, saying, "This is not a cookbook!" Sir Reggie asked her, "Then what is it?" "These are not recipes you would like me to make, such as Monday Pie." The juniper
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1Towards Wilma and her apple as Mr. Tomatohead entered the room. "Hiya!', he said as he strode towards Bigfoot and Harry and the Hendersons. His feet were huge, as were his eyes.
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3Watching the tellie and seeing a report on it. Haircups were back in style, thanks to some millennial pop star who did it on dare. Or so he bragged. I cannot stand such cretins!
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4He watched jurassic park too many times? His doctor thought so. Propaganda films are popular by design but cause brain rot in children, he wrote in his diagnosis. Not too late for
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2Lemon flavours sold well, as did strawberry. Anxiety was lower if the sweets were homemade. That's what I found out. My mum helped me out and made them even better. Renaming them
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4"Who is at the table, writing? Nobody in the schools learns cursive anymore, so it could be your mum." So my dad told me mum had started writing a book. What a stunning surprise!