Finished Folds (3421—3440)
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0The whole foods employee who went vegan. "How disgusting!", she said. "Do you know what it really in your food! I don't think so." She grabbed a towel and cleaned up the disgusting
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1The as yet unfinshed folding story started almost four years ago and said it should be finished first. The next line was to be considered the most important line folded. He thought
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2A family of ducks heard the commotion and came to my rescue. The geese honked so loudly, the traffic was disrupted. One man accused the geese of being too noisy and called police.
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3Motorized escape began. On highway 61, I met Bob Dylan, who sang "Highway 61 Revisited" and he asked If he could jump in. I said yes, and so we sped off into the twilight and never
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2Contest?" Fred said, yes. Jo and the Dust Devil turned on the switch and, VROOOOOMM! The tube sucked up everything in one fell swoop. The dust bunnies vowed revenge. They conferred
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5Hers, unless she could read his mind? F. Scott Fitzgerald entered the room, carrying the Great Gatsby. Here it is, he told Zelda. Waldo got wind of this and crashed his car. End of
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2And filmed the whole thing, later posting at his youtube channel. It went viral and had, four years later, an estimated 1,946,638 views. His boss did not take such a kindly view of
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1Onto the counter, where little green men calculated the compoisition of Brad's puke. They took copious notes and gave them to their boss. This was tedious but necessary to know
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5Bloody murder if the garden was not watered by midnight. The water police had just arrived to answer Cactus's 922 call. Plants used 922 for emergency service per a 2015 law. There
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3Megaphone and broadcasted a call for help. Doctor Cytzfuhjbio came running. He knew just what to do, as always. He blasted the tumor with a pin and it made a fart like noise.
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3Her ears. She lifted her right hoof and pointed towards the house, which was on fire. The fire department came to her and thanked the telepathic cow for her diligence. They quickly
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2The war was about to break out, and this wizard used GPS very well. His little gadget was still working after ten years. All others conked out - planned obsolesence. They had no
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0They at least were not running for any political office, no one listened to this kind if drivel anymore. The plastic robots handled them easily, needless to say. It was post-curfew
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4Was discouraged, so passers by used their ipods to stay sane and avoid conversation. The Talkonauts were banned from movie theatres and the library, so customers could concentrate.
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1The giant's feet smelled so bad Jack had to leave. The odour police arrived and wore masks. The giant was snoring so loud the noise police were called. It made the local news.
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2He got even with the washing machine then he had to buy a new one. His mum said it was that or he used the laundromat a few blocks up the street. The noise police arrived and
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3Told him to reread Kafka's famous story. "Then you will understand. You kill me, you will be a cockroach in your next life and end up in a roach motel. Think about it!" So it was
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2"Charlie Starkweather complained of much the same things." It was no fun to spend the nights on Lower Wacker Drive, especially with the police watching, Bob Carlock told me.
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2I accused her of using mud as fake coffee and told her to cut it out. Tea would do fine instead and we had plenty of that. I made tea and it tasted much better. She took the mud to
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3Towards the river, I whooped like tarzan and pretended I was king kong. Crowds watched and held out a trampoline and looked nervously up as I fell. I woke up at home with my cat!