Finished Folds (3461—3480)
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1Carefully as Dr. Hdffdddfgooo explains why the North and Clybourn subway stop is so suffocaringly crowded and what one can do if waiting tiers are three layers deeper than thought.
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1The Lorax made coq au vin, using cornish hens with vegetarian stuffing and giblets. The wine was 2014 vintage Red House Chardonnay. Luckily, the guests were sufficiently drunk so
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2The words were poisonous if misspelled and equally toxic if misplaced. The arsenic bottle waited patiently, under the guise of cheap vodka bought by Antonin Artaud, as an unusually
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2Punctured lungs as bonus entries. Reg qualified because he smoked 555 brand cigarettes, from Vietnam. The merchant he went to became Huang The Robot, after lobotomies. What the
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2Mr. Jones from Zufdhhfyokji had such cocktails all his life. He didn't care if they were toxic. After food dyes were banned, how to colour the water? They used paint! Mr. Smith
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1The greedy blackbird, as the patient was nicknamed, grabbed all the worms that fit into his beak and flew off into parts unknown. Moral: The earlybird gets the worms every time!
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2Because she used to stuff her face with jelly bismarcks from the vending machines. Look who is talking, she thought. Moreen gently reminded her daughter to eat better instead of
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3Then it came from japan. The fukushima fallout had mutated everything, so yes it looked like we shouldn't eat it. James had seen photos of gargantuan squashes, two headed carrots,
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2Quit unless she replaces the broken water dispenser. How tacky and cheap can you be? I bought a case of water to be sure I could stay at this job. Eventually, I was fired..so be it
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2And fold this story with a solid ending, great. The art of folding stories is acquired, like drinking green smoothies or prune juice. Practise makes perfect, they say, and I agree.
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6And offered a huge slab of beef. The stoats acted like vultures and ate the whole thing in record time, making the Guinness book of world records. The noise police arrived at ten.
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2"I wish to have one more pair of alligator shoes", I said."why? You already have three!", the genie said, pointing to my closet. Yes, there were three but I noted they were smaller
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2Id, "Stop the thief!" Petrodollars fell from the sky and the sheeple grabbed them, to buy groceries before the looters arrived. The news anchors wanted Valium to relax before going
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4She started to belt out "Killer Queen" and make Freddy Mercury come back to life. Freddy Mercury was rapidly waking up and told her to wait until they could practise the song and
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0Lunged towards the candies. The pitbulls formed a union and demanded better food, without GMO additives. Their owners shadowed the additives and tried unsuccesfully to track them.
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3With broccoli, spinach and artichokes. Nobby, his comrade, ordered half of it with pepperoni and bacon. No vegetarian foods for him, unless his doctor ordered him to do that. A
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8To separate the red and white cells. The Google glasses were ubiquitous and allowed the GPS to grow legs resembling those of the octopus. Fingernails became claws. The ladies on
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1Felt sick. These worms took up the whole blackbirds' mouths. There were 495 of them. That translated into more than enough for an emergency, for all the hatchlings. The agreement
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2Tried to find the renegade GPS by waving the magic wand. The fairies, dressed in yellow lederhosen and green shirts, could masquerade as flowers. This was deliberate. The elves
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0At the bloody wreckage and the creatures crawling out of it. Charlton Heston got the mud off his boots, licked by the creatures from hell. "Stop!", he shouted. The black goo spread