Finished Folds (3461—3480)
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4He was surrounded by cats who were watching him. Where was his prozac when he needed it? What the hell was he doing here? So many questions, no answers. The cats sniffed his socks.
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2Gene Simmons walked onstage and joined them. "Way to go, brother!", he said as he picked my guitar pick up of the floor and cleaned it with a special cloth. Then he sat down again.
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4This was nothing tv audiences should see. How unsanitary. The health department arrived and the shoe police told her to put shoes on her feet and then wash her hands 20 seconds
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0The durian awaited in ambush mode for her pursuer, whilst she climbed into the white rabbit's lair and met the Mad Hatter. Scrambled screams of pain were heard for miles around. Al
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2Your meal will be ready in 10 minutes. You are going to like it, sir." Yes, it had portobello mushrooms as well as those shaped like a trumpet. The Paradise Steakhouse was popular.
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1The angry birds gathered to see how they could do better to clean up the pollution from nuclear waste leaks at hanford. Their angry masks fell off and disintegrated when touched.
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4The puppet now had six hands and three heads, because of the water supply being contaminated from agents orange and blue. Doctors slashed their supply budgets because nothing would
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4Mr. Bat and family loved all fresh grapes, seedless or not. My landlord did not see them and this was because they had supernatural powers and disguised themselves as humans.
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1Carefully as Dr. Hdffdddfgooo explains why the North and Clybourn subway stop is so suffocaringly crowded and what one can do if waiting tiers are three layers deeper than thought.
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1The Lorax made coq au vin, using cornish hens with vegetarian stuffing and giblets. The wine was 2014 vintage Red House Chardonnay. Luckily, the guests were sufficiently drunk so
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2The words were poisonous if misspelled and equally toxic if misplaced. The arsenic bottle waited patiently, under the guise of cheap vodka bought by Antonin Artaud, as an unusually
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2Punctured lungs as bonus entries. Reg qualified because he smoked 555 brand cigarettes, from Vietnam. The merchant he went to became Huang The Robot, after lobotomies. What the
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2Mr. Jones from Zufdhhfyokji had such cocktails all his life. He didn't care if they were toxic. After food dyes were banned, how to colour the water? They used paint! Mr. Smith
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1The greedy blackbird, as the patient was nicknamed, grabbed all the worms that fit into his beak and flew off into parts unknown. Moral: The earlybird gets the worms every time!
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2Because she used to stuff her face with jelly bismarcks from the vending machines. Look who is talking, she thought. Moreen gently reminded her daughter to eat better instead of
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3Then it came from japan. The fukushima fallout had mutated everything, so yes it looked like we shouldn't eat it. James had seen photos of gargantuan squashes, two headed carrots,
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2Quit unless she replaces the broken water dispenser. How tacky and cheap can you be? I bought a case of water to be sure I could stay at this job. Eventually, I was fired..so be it
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2And fold this story with a solid ending, great. The art of folding stories is acquired, like drinking green smoothies or prune juice. Practise makes perfect, they say, and I agree.
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6And offered a huge slab of beef. The stoats acted like vultures and ate the whole thing in record time, making the Guinness book of world records. The noise police arrived at ten.
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2"I wish to have one more pair of alligator shoes", I said."why? You already have three!", the genie said, pointing to my closet. Yes, there were three but I noted they were smaller