Finished Folds (3601—3620)
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1breakfast buffet on May Day. He used jackfruit, pomegranate, mango and peach for the sangria she loved. The Queen Mum was fond of jackfruit, he learned. It was an acquired taste!
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1Said, "Let 's vamoose,now!" The big cheese was eaten and replaced with a Cordoba yak. The onoons were furious and conspired with the parsnips to infiltrate the stew Mrs. Han made
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3E forgot to have enough subterfuge. The Queen did a fake filM because she liked being an action star. The Crown Prince took her to skyjumping lessons for her 90th birthday, which
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8But how could I ride the subway without being kicked off by the odour police? Nonethelesx, I made a run for the blue line and met Elvis the Siamese cat, who was on his way to the
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3Off with the cash I found abandoned by someone who had long since boarded the A train. Good enough. I was going to count it later at home. Horse-men were parading down the street.
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0He was not yet a humanoid. That took at leat 48 hours, which seemed a long time. ET consulted Dt. Mars and Dr. Neptune, both of whom were well trained in handling cases involving
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6Blue and green algae. They were dining al fresco when the zita virus arrived in its own private jet. The pilot deliberately brought some mutated forms of entertainment for everyone
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5It created a sinkhole so huge it swallowed 804 cars and 2,286 humans fell in it, never to be seen again. This sinkhole went to Burger King and ate 59 Whoppers. It was paid for by
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0And the cheesemen warned, "Be careful with the caerphilly!". This was one delicate cheese which groaned when cut with a sharp knife. They knew from experience. One day a little boy
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3His cousin Rocky Raccoon was to stay out of the saloon as was the doctor who treated him, stinking of gin. It was more than just a scratch. This was serious business, he was told.
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2I'll, he grabbed a crowbar and waited for the Master to fall asleep after taking three sleeping pills. The was his habit since he developed insomnia. That was in 1985! Imagine!
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3Done chewing on his papers and stealing his hidden snacks. He was snoring like never before on a bus yesterday until he was kicked off by the driver. There was no argument.
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2The unsuspecting pedestrians below, none of who had unbrellas or protective gear. Mr. Jones was one of the survivors and filed a class auction lawsuit...against who, though!
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2What happened when the doorbell rang. He jumped out of his chair and asked, "Who is it?" A voice answered "Your uncle!" This was material for the next folding story.
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1See the killer morph into a snake and slither away, laughing. Sherlock was deathly scared of snakes. Watson turned to Detective Rattlesnake to find the killer. The next morning, a
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2Much Old Polecat that I threw up in his car. West Hollywood is a place I would never want to live. Too many useful idiots live there. Some are famous, making matters worse.
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2Tell him our sixth cousin was now prefect of Sommerset. He was well qualified, having taught alchemy for sixty years. We were among his numerous students and were alchemists now.
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2His throat after swallowing a fish bone and pulled it out himself while everyone was busy taking notes. It was quite a supper. The mutton tasted just right, as did the fondue.
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2We actually chose death by chocolate, simultaneously. As Paracelsus wrote, "the dose makes the poison." Unfortunately, he was correct. These chocolates were a fatal attraction.
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1Had no holes, which was fashionable again. The bullock-cart driver wore some with holes, I noticed, and he was taking drunken baseball fans home. There were thousands of them.