Finished Folds (3601—3620)
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5It created a sinkhole so huge it swallowed 804 cars and 2,286 humans fell in it, never to be seen again. This sinkhole went to Burger King and ate 59 Whoppers. It was paid for by
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0And the cheesemen warned, "Be careful with the caerphilly!". This was one delicate cheese which groaned when cut with a sharp knife. They knew from experience. One day a little boy
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3His cousin Rocky Raccoon was to stay out of the saloon as was the doctor who treated him, stinking of gin. It was more than just a scratch. This was serious business, he was told.
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2I'll, he grabbed a crowbar and waited for the Master to fall asleep after taking three sleeping pills. The was his habit since he developed insomnia. That was in 1985! Imagine!
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3Done chewing on his papers and stealing his hidden snacks. He was snoring like never before on a bus yesterday until he was kicked off by the driver. There was no argument.
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2The unsuspecting pedestrians below, none of who had unbrellas or protective gear. Mr. Jones was one of the survivors and filed a class auction lawsuit...against who, though!
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2What happened when the doorbell rang. He jumped out of his chair and asked, "Who is it?" A voice answered "Your uncle!" This was material for the next folding story.
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1See the killer morph into a snake and slither away, laughing. Sherlock was deathly scared of snakes. Watson turned to Detective Rattlesnake to find the killer. The next morning, a
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2Much Old Polecat that I threw up in his car. West Hollywood is a place I would never want to live. Too many useful idiots live there. Some are famous, making matters worse.
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2Tell him our sixth cousin was now prefect of Sommerset. He was well qualified, having taught alchemy for sixty years. We were among his numerous students and were alchemists now.
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2His throat after swallowing a fish bone and pulled it out himself while everyone was busy taking notes. It was quite a supper. The mutton tasted just right, as did the fondue.
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2We actually chose death by chocolate, simultaneously. As Paracelsus wrote, "the dose makes the poison." Unfortunately, he was correct. These chocolates were a fatal attraction.
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1Had no holes, which was fashionable again. The bullock-cart driver wore some with holes, I noticed, and he was taking drunken baseball fans home. There were thousands of them.
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5In the Chili 500.", the driver said. There were 25 vehicles entered in the race, scheduled that afternoon. The fuel used was cooking oil from nearby restaurants, to please the
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5Murder, " she said. He was arrested for the Shoeless murders at Wiener and Still Champion. The newspapers crowed, "Shoeless Lector arrested while disguised as a chef, under alias.
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2Garfield liked sour cream, ham and cheese. Maybe Jon could hide it in the sour cream? He asked his mum as to her opinion, and she did not answer for three minutes. It seemed ages.
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1Norman Bates ran the roach motel, whose slogan was, YOU CHILL EM, WE KILL EM. The astronaut could stay there for free! Roacher arranged the transport to Roach Motel by text message
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1Jimmy Jazz was due to perform with his quartet, featuring The Drummer from Hell. Their latest cd was a huge seller, and Record Store Day included them on vinyl, recorded live. How
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7Who was brewing Ole Polecat Whiffkey, made in the woods. Who would have thought skunks could brew whiskey? Here was proof and it tasted good, per the Liquor Police. Katniss told
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1Mice that had long since lost their fresh catnip smell. It was time to donate those mice to Goodwill and buy a bulk pack of new toy mice, including those that squeaked. There was a