Finished Folds (3621—3640)
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1I left the restaurant just in time see it blow up. I luckily hadn't paid! My uncle said, turn on the channel 9 news. NOW!" So I turned the old tellie on for what was the last ttime
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1I ordered from Lou Malnatis a large deep dish pizza with spinach, mushroom, onion and anchovies on the side. My dog liked anchovies, for some reason. I couldn't stand anchovies.
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4Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy were invisible, except on the radio. That way, they went incognito. The junkies missed them as Charlie hid inside Edgar's rucksack. What a relief!
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2The street, where I took the #36 bus north and the thief took the #78 bus south. My valuables were intact and I just had to shut the window. My uncle was proud of me! It was quite
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1Open to reveal the rainforest he had dreamed of, populated by wild horses. Max took out his paintbrush and created his masterpiece, with Yves Tanguy as a witness. "Voila!", Max
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2A whopper arrived at the table, saying, "Here I am, eat me!". Granny Eunice was surprised and did mot get the joke. Others did, thankfully, as Weird Al Yankovic watched, smiling.
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3Stanley sang "Cold Gin", hoping to attract someone's attention. The Kiss Army arrived, cocked and locked, ready to recover the toy boat. There was cold gin in their rucksacks! Yay!
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3Chug of water. Jerry showed up on time, saying "Hiya!" He had coffee from Starbucks for both of them. This was the best mocha capuccino, ever. And it was the grande size.
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5A passerby knew cpr and admitted he had never thought of doing it with a deer. He had heard hunters telling how bad a buck's breath was. But this man nonetheless took the chance.
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1One day in mid- April, I walked out with my meat cleaver in my bag. It was accidentsl, but it did stop some thug on the red line from stealing my phone! I left it at home afterward
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2Investigate the library like Saramago's main character in All The Names. I spent whole days at the library doing my research. At least I had the keys and could go anytime.
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0Home, I almost had an accident with a wraith, who drove a Zombie car. I sneezed so loud he woke up.he wad not pleased, to say the least. The policeman ticketed him, not me!
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1The patron in the green suit because he complained the soup had a fly in it. Peter Sellers and the rest of The Goonies walked in the room, looking for a table. "Hiya! We're peckish
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3Vlasic pickles were their favourites, especially kosher dills. The Nonsequitur Eye regretted going to the Super H Mart, now that the wraiths craved chicken for dinner. Argh! No one
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0The nurse was to administer her antidepressants so she would sleep all night after eating a steak. Her craving for red meat was her downfall. Nurse Amy and Dr. Bones entered the
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3T justify staying since the parties were too wild now. Lindsay Lohan and her ilk had no idea what life meant any more! I pondered where to move. How about Chicago, my aunt told me.
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3He began to search for words to express his fear and trepidation. There were not many she would understand. They had too many syllables and too many consonants to pronounce well.
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2There were famous places to visit, such as Hamburger Heaven, which should have been named Hamburger Hell because of the dreadful customer service and equally dreadful food quality.
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0Everyone else doing that, as if it was performance art. There were pairs of shoes everywhere as well, so I had to pay attention and try not to trip over anything. What kind of
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3Added sheepishly. Indeed he had done that, much to his mum's chagrin. It made it hard to entertain guests. That would never be acceptable nowadays, it was politically incorrect.