Finished Folds (3641—3660)
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3Vlasic pickles were their favourites, especially kosher dills. The Nonsequitur Eye regretted going to the Super H Mart, now that the wraiths craved chicken for dinner. Argh! No one
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0The nurse was to administer her antidepressants so she would sleep all night after eating a steak. Her craving for red meat was her downfall. Nurse Amy and Dr. Bones entered the
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3T justify staying since the parties were too wild now. Lindsay Lohan and her ilk had no idea what life meant any more! I pondered where to move. How about Chicago, my aunt told me.
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3He began to search for words to express his fear and trepidation. There were not many she would understand. They had too many syllables and too many consonants to pronounce well.
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2There were famous places to visit, such as Hamburger Heaven, which should have been named Hamburger Hell because of the dreadful customer service and equally dreadful food quality.
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0Everyone else doing that, as if it was performance art. There were pairs of shoes everywhere as well, so I had to pay attention and try not to trip over anything. What kind of
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3Added sheepishly. Indeed he had done that, much to his mum's chagrin. It made it hard to entertain guests. That would never be acceptable nowadays, it was politically incorrect.
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1He took out his reading glasses and looked at the history book he had to teach from. It was 500 pages total and weighed three stone. How intimidating that felt at times.He turned
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4I pulled Beaver Cleaver out of retirement. He had a beard now and looked like a professor! He was a painter now, like Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, his musical and artistic idol. Roger
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2Then Hamlet joined them and the evening was splendidly poetic...until the anaesthetis wore off the audience. Hamlet was on stage so he didn't take the yellow pill. It made the
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0It was not politically correct to use these words but Count Tentacles did not give a rat's rump about political correctness. So he told social justice warriors to go to hell. They
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7Hamlet pondered this question after taking Prozac in the morning with breakfast. His black journal had one page entries with margin notes and errand lists. Today he had to go to
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1Everything seemed wakiwawa grey and electron blue, simultaneously. The elephant in the room, Otto, whispered in her ear: "Put the message in the box, put the box into the car,
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2This was life in the post everything world...and it took getting used to. Her grandpa felt it too. It was their karma to have Tootsie reborn as a labradoodle puppy. Life was rather
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2Together they went out as cat people and put out fires with gasoline. Then they went home as if nothing had happened. Suddenly, life was more interesting than ever before.
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2There was a lot of gold there. This was to be top secret, for obvious reasons. No humans or humanoids. Could enter these mines, they were too small. Not even antmen could find them
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3He grew fur, horns and a tail. Suddenly he had four legs. The yellow fairies said, "Welcome to Middle Earth. This is your new home." He wanted to call Mum, but there was no phone.
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3The drain was always clogged as it happened. I learned plumbing, fast, or some basics of it. The humanoid janitor was growing grey fur and a tail. Time was fleeing out the windows.
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1This one was like an octopus and had tentacles. It was global this time, not local. That was not the worst of it. This octopus spoke to me. "Hiya!", it said to me. It knew my name!
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2Arranged the bathroom. Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks started to sing their famous song of the same title. I had no idea there was such a song! It made me feel better after all