Finished Folds (3661—3680)
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1Did some research at the library. One floor led to another until I found myself not on the 9th floor but on the first. Following the stairs was the way to get what I needed.
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2Were uneducated and still knew what they needed to know, in order to survive. They were not stupid." Brutus went to Starbucks and brought everyone mocha cappuccino. It was overdue.
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1Way to make extra cash these days. You held your nose and did it. Period. No one learned spelling like in the last century, when schools were better. It was bear mush now, my mum
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1Chuckles The Clown hid behind the counter as Alice and the White Rabbit came in, carrying photographs. Piles of them. They took a table and sat down. Then...all hell broke loose.
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2Of unsightly souvenirs of the research. Hypodermic needles, test tubes, gravitars, clavicles, horns, mouse tails and more. You can imagine my disgust when I found it years later.
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3This Autopoint pencil was aptly named. It had a mind of its own. I drew all night using it on the plotter and it made a mandala. It even left me a note written on scrap paper:
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1This was open mike night at the Kat Klub. I had poetry to read, due to be published soon. This was a sneak preview of my.book. I would return here to autograph copies for my fans.
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2Two kosher loaves of cheddar jalapeno bread, her favourite. Plus two tomato spinach loaves. And her choice of six others. This made her day. The food hole was too expensive for her
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2Consequences, but Obama never realised how old he looked after so long in office. My mum was ready to comment on that when the tellie came on by itself for the third time in a year
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4The Onion 's article on Alice Cooper." She was amazed I knew if his imfamous song, "Only Women Bleed" from 1977's "Welcome to my nightmare" album. I hated the song and she did too.
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1Out to buy rat poison and killed them all. He almost was arrested by animal social justice warriors. But the raccoons got killed too, making everyone happy. It was overdue.
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2Edward Bernays staff, who studied the effect of movie posters on innocent women who wished to be someone they were not. It was stunning how the hidden messages worked and caused
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1Whole Foods where Charlie worked and bamboozled the customers into spending more money than they should have, much to their later chagrin. There were no refunds given, either. How
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2He wore the fluorescent suit I had made for him. It made him able to fly! That meant Gregot could buy vodka at age 20, according to the booze police. But not for long...
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0Was what Yertle was found guilty of by Judge Ajgeryyu. He was sentenced to living in the basement of the house at 2206 Rapshot Rd. He lived there until his death in 2916 at age 102
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0Of H.G.Wells was proven true. The Alien liked Van Halen and asked for tickets to their next gig. Problem was, none were scheduled yet. "Please email me, " the Alien asked.
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2An AC /DC tigerman hybrid sang "Highway To Hell" so well he won first prize on "Eurasian Idol" and a recording contract with AxeMan Records. His stripes were unchanged from before.
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8Bought an AR15 and forgot all about it until the burglar entered and I shot him in self defense. I got away with murder. I only told my therapist about it. She understood. I vanish
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2To being symptomatic of antisocial behaviour." "What?", he said. "Wasps have become too much like yellow jackets or golden snow bees since 2014." The latter replaced honey bees.
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4Of nothingness, a landscape filled with anaesthesial remnants of what used to be known as apps. The sordid highway to hell featured motels advertising cheap rates for rooms, but