Finished Folds (3661—3680)
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2Two kosher loaves of cheddar jalapeno bread, her favourite. Plus two tomato spinach loaves. And her choice of six others. This made her day. The food hole was too expensive for her
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2Consequences, but Obama never realised how old he looked after so long in office. My mum was ready to comment on that when the tellie came on by itself for the third time in a year
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4The Onion 's article on Alice Cooper." She was amazed I knew if his imfamous song, "Only Women Bleed" from 1977's "Welcome to my nightmare" album. I hated the song and she did too.
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1Out to buy rat poison and killed them all. He almost was arrested by animal social justice warriors. But the raccoons got killed too, making everyone happy. It was overdue.
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2Edward Bernays staff, who studied the effect of movie posters on innocent women who wished to be someone they were not. It was stunning how the hidden messages worked and caused
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1Whole Foods where Charlie worked and bamboozled the customers into spending more money than they should have, much to their later chagrin. There were no refunds given, either. How
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2He wore the fluorescent suit I had made for him. It made him able to fly! That meant Gregot could buy vodka at age 20, according to the booze police. But not for long...
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0Was what Yertle was found guilty of by Judge Ajgeryyu. He was sentenced to living in the basement of the house at 2206 Rapshot Rd. He lived there until his death in 2916 at age 102
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0Of H.G.Wells was proven true. The Alien liked Van Halen and asked for tickets to their next gig. Problem was, none were scheduled yet. "Please email me, " the Alien asked.
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2An AC /DC tigerman hybrid sang "Highway To Hell" so well he won first prize on "Eurasian Idol" and a recording contract with AxeMan Records. His stripes were unchanged from before.
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8Bought an AR15 and forgot all about it until the burglar entered and I shot him in self defense. I got away with murder. I only told my therapist about it. She understood. I vanish
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2To being symptomatic of antisocial behaviour." "What?", he said. "Wasps have become too much like yellow jackets or golden snow bees since 2014." The latter replaced honey bees.
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4Of nothingness, a landscape filled with anaesthesial remnants of what used to be known as apps. The sordid highway to hell featured motels advertising cheap rates for rooms, but
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1Was better than Hilliary. She suggested legalising public fishing so no sheeple starved to death. Sheeple were ubiquitous, especially in Transpennsylvania. It was pitiful that so
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2"Trifles and truffles would make great chocolates, wouldn't they? We could include crunchy frogs and spring surprise among the treats.", Mr. Glouvester chuckled. It was a topseller
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2The year 2394 was one to remember. The banana republic no longer could afford the public debt and defaulted. It was devastatingly beautiful for the gnostics to witness and describe
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3Records indicated this was a common problem. Judge Dread ruled in my favour while Prince Buster sang about Al Capone. Blue Beat was addictive, curing my migraine. Amazing, I was
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2,Sir. Remember the class on slips, trips and falls?", his serpentine boss reminded him. Damn, Deadpool had a but forgotten not to step on banana peel. The famous Indian actor who
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0The 64,000 dollop question was whether or not it was an april fools prank. Unfortunately, the reporter from the Daily Galactic was unable to verify this soon enough before
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1And replaced with reptilian clothes in six colours. Coco Chanel noticed something unique and hired him for the promotional staff. Knievel loved his new job so much that the