Finished Folds (3681—3700)
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1Was better than Hilliary. She suggested legalising public fishing so no sheeple starved to death. Sheeple were ubiquitous, especially in Transpennsylvania. It was pitiful that so
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2"Trifles and truffles would make great chocolates, wouldn't they? We could include crunchy frogs and spring surprise among the treats.", Mr. Glouvester chuckled. It was a topseller
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2The year 2394 was one to remember. The banana republic no longer could afford the public debt and defaulted. It was devastatingly beautiful for the gnostics to witness and describe
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3Records indicated this was a common problem. Judge Dread ruled in my favour while Prince Buster sang about Al Capone. Blue Beat was addictive, curing my migraine. Amazing, I was
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2,Sir. Remember the class on slips, trips and falls?", his serpentine boss reminded him. Damn, Deadpool had a but forgotten not to step on banana peel. The famous Indian actor who
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0The 64,000 dollop question was whether or not it was an april fools prank. Unfortunately, the reporter from the Daily Galactic was unable to verify this soon enough before
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1And replaced with reptilian clothes in six colours. Coco Chanel noticed something unique and hired him for the promotional staff. Knievel loved his new job so much that the
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3Theatre so fast that matching bookends followed and all the books tumbled onto the floor and spilled the Scyllic alphabet onto the world map. The reconfigured globules of language.
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1The soy was not organic, unfortunately for the scaffolding in his gut. The wind howled effigies of Pope Fidelio XV which blew the scaffolding down. So called reusable bags filled
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1Had paintings on the wall that anonymously passed on messages the Fairy King and Queen. In pictures, luckily. I was illiterate in heiroglyphics, like my co-spelunker. Fascinating
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1Nona and Squawker were laying four eggs nearby and thought he should learn a lesson. Birdo and Daisy reached their first contract with a school of fish and were delighted with the
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3R at the thought of conglomerating. The soap grew tentacles and became an octopus large enough to patch the hole. I was glad because Aunt Flo was a stickler for cleanliness, minced
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2Was the currency of sloth and paying off student debt. "Want to improve your credit rating? Call Peanut Butter. Get free food and gym memberships too." The ad on the bus read by
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2rituals of magickal effects. On Broadway, I have seen many rehearsals of this and paid dearly for my tickets. Group mind and habits have been transmogrified into strange entities.
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3The tenants of the Bullack Apartments at Belmont and Avondale called the Noise Police. One man threw a grenade made of kitchen grease at us. Ouch!
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2Not a language Gypsies speak. Sorry, we must move on." So spoke Gredovich and Serhopich.
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4Mic telepathy when choosing partners. The Porcine King ruled that they were immune to human interference because humans were too stupid. Louella was roasted by the editor of the
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0He was punctured on the front page of the Enquirer. People picked up that paper while waiting in line at the A&P. They didn't know what to think when they sneezed afterwards.
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4Was closing the Urban Outfitters stores that sold them. Millennials had strange tastes in fashion and needed to be re-educated immediately. The schools were encouraged to declare
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2Of the owner of ABS Alarm. He had recently ripped Fred & Barney off. The flusticene batteries implanted in the doorway exploded. Wilma had a panic attack as result and was well now