Finished Folds (841—860)
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2They lived like monks in Buddhist temples, chanting as they swept away the real fake news so hopefully humanity wouldn't suffer needlessly. Otto the elephant agreed.
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4The goal was impoverish the sheeple, but this won't stop them from folding stories. Encoding words is the forgotten profession in the age of Communalism. How Hegelian!
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3The humourous aspect of textbooks is where I started my adventure. Then I filled in the blanks. Folding stories are the best adventure of all!
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5g. This was his reward for being very adept at finishing folding stories, There was an art to it. Bongs were everywhere, singing "Hallelujah!" It made the news. His mum was proud.
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5through the dumb-waiter and the laundry chute, so we smelled it in the basement, Chicken Wings was blamed for it, since he lived in room 105. Channel Five News escaped blame.
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4theorists could not decode my memoirs. That was so lucky, as they were not politically correct. The snow was up to my knees but I didn't care anymore. It was winter in Chicago.
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1Who by sense of smell pointed to the true stories in the local newspapers and thus ignored the papers Starbucks patrons were reading and pretending to seriously discuss. He won!
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6Were spotted everywhere. You couldn't ride a bus, train or ride your bike without bumping into zombies. This is how 2016 ended and 2017 began. You may as well fold stories!
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3Because United Airlines flight attendants had sneezed to death from new uniforms. They had to let them wear sweat pants while they ordered new ones. It took six months! Passengers
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4Mr. Tree was speaking Treeish, which David couldn't understand without a translator, Mr. Branch. Treeish was a very complex language, with its own alphabet of 479 characters.
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3Big Data and his son, Little Data, stole the show at the Carnival of Links between Chicago and New York. Father and son were both stand-up comedians, doing gigs at the Walmart on
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4His missing out on cellophane's 30th birthday party. He came dressed as a roll of tape. The Scotch folks were testing cellophane for diagnosing pinworms that same evening. The cake
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4Bungalow Bill and his buddy Philippe went out, bringing a wild goose home for dinner. The millennials wept, saying the goose's life mattered more than their dinner. "Shut up!",
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1It was midnight when the lost naughty sheep came home. The cat shared her dinner with the sheep. They were both carnivores. Polly the sheep was a great companion. Who would have
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9Saw one of the naughty lost sheep in her living room. "Hello, William", she said. The sheep spoke Queen's English! "Hello, Sarah!", William replied. They had tea and crumpets.
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3I was protected by my dog, who barked loud enough to scare these thugs off. A lion volunteered to roar on my behalf. I agreed.
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3Brewer Phillips played "Kitchen Sink Boogie" at the coronation. He did warn, "Beware of the dog!'
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4The wrong one because Ms. Vickie had given her wig back to Hound Dog Taylor in 1971. "Give Me Back My Wig" was an instant classic. Vanity spoke to Dykeson about this breach of
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1Was typical of the mainstream news media talking heads. They all had hard boiled heads and soft brains, according to the Bear Mush salesman. Mr. Bear Mush was well respected among
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4Used as to whether or not it was fake news. Mr. Blue Sky grabbed Art and said, "You are brainwashed." Art said, "What? It is cloudy outside." His uncle replied, "That doesn't make