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  he immediately ripped the parrot off his captains shoulder & slammed it in his mouth to muffle the sobbing. The first mate used his knot skills to tie a

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  2011-01-28 11:01:21

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  She took a digital photo for evidence & uploaded it to her PC. She was about to Email it to the police when she suddenly remembered why she had gone to the refrigerator.

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  2011-01-28 08:06:33

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  swap her for a younger model - Ooops, did I say that out loud? Leave her be! I tried to pick myself from the floor but was hit again by a sudden

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  2011-01-28 05:22:59

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  Surgery was clearly required and a loophole in his medical insurance was going to be taken advantage of. He decided to hitch-hike to the hospital & was picked up by a

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  2011-01-27 07:17:57

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  This is how the alien virus mutates. Now it had entered into his system, it had the ability to re-produce and even more frighteningly, it could

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  2011-01-26 07:58:17

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  the hamsters mouth and jammed it into the cats behind. That would take its mind off the pepper. The hamster was enraged though and decided to retaliate by biting the

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  2011-01-25 07:20:22

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  the fact that he was also wearing stockings and suspenders. But a single scotch calmed his nerves and he decided to venture outside and tackle the problem face to face. He saw the

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  2011-01-24 08:06:25

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  tour of Canada. Of all the places to go back-packing, what were we thinking? But something about her had looked strangely familiar, it could have been the shape of her

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  2011-01-23 13:14:28

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  demanded a skinny late with a cinnamon topping. She hurried to Starbucks, the thoughtfulness of her boss causing her stomach to knot. So she decided to

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  2011-01-23 08:38:47

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  Brilliant! She'd move the positions of her families toothbrushes. Her sister would freak out if only she knew. Another escapade came to mind

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  2011-01-22 03:28:07

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  remained calm & slipped a pair of sunnies from my top pocket, pushed them up the bridge of my nose and casually left the premises. I only succeeded in walking straight into a

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  2011-01-21 14:18:39

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  of the text message she'd received earlier in the day. Ignoring it wasn't the wisest move but she felt it was the safest. She decided to call

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  2011-01-21 07:13:20

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  Ok you guys, we knew this was going to happen. We're shiny, slippery and not pretty. But there's a job to be done and Gregor would want us to

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  2011-01-20 17:15:08

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  the slimming magazine got a look, the spotted bikini a smile & the blood red lipstick a wink from the checker. I could have sworn he

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  2011-01-20 17:04:47

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  and so is bath time. And that's how we end our story. With me lying in a bath blowing smelly bubbles and thinking of what could have been.

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  2011-01-20 16:55:15

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  was having transport difficulties and needed a stand in. After multiple frantic phone calls, the only available cash giving mythical creature was

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  2011-01-20 16:50:58

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  move an inch. The bearded guy in sunglasses was watching but seemed intent on staying glued to the spot. Her client opened with the words she was dreading

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  2011-01-20 16:39:40

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  The parrot had an extraordinary ability to not only mimic, but also to sing any Barry White number at will. This delighted her & she showed her thanks by

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  2011-01-20 16:05:16

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  were unmistakable. He moved like a feisty gazelle, there was no way they were getting at his nuts. In no time, he found himself in the middle of a dense forest. He

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  2011-01-20 15:03:48

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  more menacing as it came from above. The poodles scattered like a row of fallen skittles and there he stood. A quivering, petrified kennel stud. Only one thing for it

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  2011-01-20 13:34:04