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  Basically, she wasn't fully with it & a form of detox was clearly required. She decided to comence a course of self-rehab by

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  bus shelter. How was I to know that the grenade had attached itself to my shoe lace. The scream from a previously disinterested teenager alerted my

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  2011-01-20 08:42:36

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  a lot more scary if they didn't have the ancient tradition of wearing grass skirts. She took the flight anyway and approached with trepadation. Tell me, she said

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  2011-01-20 08:34:51

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  The unmistakable smell of peppermint tea wafted through the building. Unusual for an abatoir, but this was no usual day

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  2011-01-20 08:32:08

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  would he single-handidly drink the conents of his hotel mini bar. He couldn't remember checking in, let alone

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  2011-01-20 07:25:31

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  eye-catching. Turning water into wine isn't the sexiest miracle but it's amazing what you can do with half a dozen bottles of Merlot. She just needed to open the

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  2011-01-19 18:29:11

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  a can of peaches, they always relaxed her. How was she to know that aliens thrive off tinned fruit. Before her eyes it

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  2011-01-19 18:27:16

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  I need a Bodyguard he cried. He had hardly finished his words before Kevin Costner burst through the door. Let's go to

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  2011-01-19 18:25:30

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  Alternately he could do the decent thing & travel on the roof of the vehicle. A windy day hadn't been predicted but

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  2011-01-19 14:19:48

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  a lettuce sandwich is rubbish without them. First he called into his favourite store, the

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  2011-01-19 14:17:32

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  so off he trudged to the wood at the end of the lane, he shook the second branch three times, held his breath and boldly

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  2011-01-19 12:37:58

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  And off they crawled to the local Shell garage happily whistling a catchy tune. The chances of crawling into this type of puddle was remote, but there was a splash with a smell of

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  2011-01-19 08:43:37

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  see this through. He would see the Spice girls in animated format come hell or high water. He would then be able to photoshop in

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  2011-01-19 08:10:44

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  when she was hanging out the washing. A curious but quaint habit that had passed through all female generations of her family. But three there were and the children would have to

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  2011-01-19 08:01:09

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  going to go through with it after all. Not many people would be willing to wear a see through bikini on live tV. What happened as the tap went in was extraordinary

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  2011-01-19 07:56:47

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  gave it a quick wipe with a moist towel. This will teach him he thought as he carved a few slices and incorporated them into a stir fry. I'll serve it with

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  2011-01-19 07:45:43

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  a small testube dropped from the 37th floor of a hotel. Eating was going to be a huge problem now especially as dentistry was hereditry. They would need to

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  2011-01-19 07:28:34

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  Roberta was fed up! The population had exploded & she could no longer grab her favourite seat on the bus. Drastic action had to be taken. She decided to

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  2011-01-19 07:21:00

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  not great luck as you head into battle. The creature decided on a different approach, with his good hand he pulled out an extraordinary weapon that resembled a

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  2011-01-19 07:18:48

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  As the fire breathing dragon sneered down at her with a twinkle in the eye, Roberta thought to herself "Crap, I knew I should have turned right" She

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