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busy doing whatever Psyche does. Probably solving some truncated mystery of some kind. The pantheon's been getting too weird lately, Aphrodite thought. Arent olives enough? -
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the trouble of that. Instead, he simply gave him a pat on the back. "So," Clive said. "How'd it go?" Bill darted menacing eyes at Clive. "Well, Jackie...
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found that there was something rather empowering about the entire experience. People would flock to see the 'Tin Man' at the circus, and marvel at his shiny, plated skin. It wouldn
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appearance, you got to put effort into it!" But the truth was Chicken King had particular standards which no amount of stuff taped to headwear could meet.Unless they were feathers.
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"Sure! No problem!" said Jimmy. "Say," the director remarked. "Where'd you get the fake blood from anyway?" He knelt down and picked up the bloodied knife. "Yeah IDK!" said Jimmy.
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"How embarrassing!" he declared, swinging the sword casually into his jeans pocket. The sword tore through the pocket and into his leg, but he tried not to let anyone notice.
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. Although he couldn't explain it, as soon as he woke up the next morning -- his face was all over the papers! Not in a bad way, but in a glamorous way. He was happening!
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tickle me!" The man considered his words. "First off," he started. "Post Traumatic Tickle Disorder would spell PTTD, surely. Secondly, I couldn't if i wanted. After all my hands
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nervously looked at the hairball on the ground. "Is that yours?" he asked. "It's my hairball" she replied "Although not my hair, haha" Jerry wasn't sure how to react to that.
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and a gun poking out from between the zippers. It was the perfect crime -- nobody saw it coming. BOOM, it fired. Unfortunately, a gun taped to my crotch isn't very easy to aim.
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said, with a strange sudden pair of speaking lips. Everyone gasped. "Aw dont be so shocked, that elbows just sayn wut we're all thinking!" ...said his neck. Thus began the horror.
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as the girl melted into the couch, fusing slowly into one fabric/flesh entity, ass-first, but she was so malformed he couldnt tell where girl ended and couch began.
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it stood to logic that if anything was real at all, at least, Jeff felt AS real as reality, although perhaps that idea was false and the sigil itself was an unreality, as was Jules
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I now exist both inside and outside my outsides and insides, in a constant tumbling flux of my insides, which are my outsides, absorbing my outsides, which become my insides, etc.
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urdle. Of course, the Uphurdle was busy, and couldn't always kiss every one who came to sit down on the turtle sofa formation. But man, when you did get the kiss? It was heaven...
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was objectively not true. "Silly dad" he said "im your son"
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d probably hurt. Wait, what was i talking about? I think i got lost in the metaphor" John the conventioneer looked down skeptically in space. "i seriously forgot what i was talking
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the strange thumps in the hallways....the loud scrapes on the walls. Could he be dreaming? No...could he be MAD? Even if he could not see it, he could tell a bowler hat sound from
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m. The last robot walked down the empty sidewalk street, now saddened. If the humans were gone, how was he to learn? Quietly, but calmly, he switched himself-ZZRK.....
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"They are" said Earl. James Earl Jones, specifically. He did a sick front flip and the ground he landed on died, (because the flip was so sick, he was contagious.)