Finished Folds (801—820)
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4Sha Chi was attacking him. The building rotated to an unauspicious orientation. He banged his head on a hanging wok in the doorway. Poison arrows drained him of vitality. The end
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5When, suddenly! We were shock when Ace jumped up on a table and sang, "shock me, make me feel better!" Then he played a sizzling guitar lead with smoke pouring from his guitar.
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4Once he had been suave and debonair, flitting about in high society. Everyone who was anyone knew him. He sported lederhosen, big bow ties, platform boots and a giant pompadour.
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1The motorcycle, gleaming black & chrome with wings of fire, dripped flames of oil as it stalked closer. Suddenly, it roared with savage fury and bore down on us with blazing fire!
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2he saw a mountain rising up majestically before him in the cool morning mist, not two feet away. Pow! Twittering birds & stars circled his head & bandages automatically appeared.
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4I just continued smiling and waving, scaring the children. I was glad when the parade ended because I had no idea why I was there. My oversized head, putrid neck & I got a job as a
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3She'd discovered my true identity. I tore the nuns habit off my 12" tall body & stood boldly naked & smoldering before her. "Join us, Mother Superior, your heart is black & evil."
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3The animalcules were partying, jiggling & wiggling with wild abandon. They stopped abruptly and stared up the microscope at Christian with hatred for him and his scientific method.
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4Sandra hated Sammy in a cold, cruel, vicious way. It was a smooth, delicious hatred like melted ice cream. The next time he came for the money, she would set his pants on fire.
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6Tony was right. Her real name was Fuzzy Duplex Crème and she was the best damn pole dancer in Texas. She could grab that pole and spin around at 240 RPM, fiercely hating Tony.
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4the super-sensitive mechanism. Those cheap Martian donut replicas probably had melamine in them. I smashed the now useless hunk of junk and sat down to rethink my life. I only had
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5After causing havoc in London the errant Tour de France inflicted chaos on Perth Oz. Cyclists cracked fats and crashed into bystanders. It went from city to city leaving death and
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2For weeks he convulsed, vomited & shouted obscenities in her grating nasal voice as priests tried to exorcise her. They gave up. S/he went on to be an infamous shock rock vocalist.
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6until Roodmas when lo, what did approach but a harbinger of strange fortune astride a black steed. The weird and musty figure said unto me, "Skip and shovel Excalibur, I presume?"
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3my eternal torment with whispering voices. Dark is my haberdashery, and dreary, and cold. Within the horrifying vastness of time, I cower in the back room. The moths portend
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4swayed and bounced. Cowboy Bob's eyes were glued to her chest like a cute video of kittens watching something off camera. Betty ran circles around him but couldn't shake him off.
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3Adam tried to explain, but God hadn't given him words like "butt." Instead they enthusiastically demonstrated what they had done. God sighed, "alright, alright. I think it's time
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5they had adopted candy names, tattooed them on their foreheads and vowed to stay high on X for eternity. The Tasty Trio giggled inanely and writhed in bizarre ways unlike dancing.
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4Concealed by the deafening racket of his preparations, the moment snuck up on him & attacked. Trying to ruin the moment he closed his eyes, only for a moment & the moment was gone.
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3it! I'm not your griddle!" Jets of steam issued from my eyes and heat wavered off me. I'd been such a fool. He didn't love me, he was just using me because I'm molten. I ran and