Finished Folds (841—860)
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8a table at a sidewalk cafe. More hands with magnifying glasses swooped down to follow people. I skated away yelling, "run! It's the Dept of Homeland Security, or FEMA, or something
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4Or had it? Dark figures gathered in the night around her villa. They moved silently through an open window. Thirty minutes later they were gone, and Alexis was lovely no longer.
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2Awed by the ruins, he missed the Prof's irony. It was ancient, obviously built by some Pliocene race of bipedal pygmy hippos. The cyclopean construction of the crumbling towers
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6t and had the imperial artisans create prosthetic tasty tentacles from rice flour & squid paste. Kraken-san was delighted with his new limbs and began to sing & dance in his cage.
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4He turned slowly to see… Naked Dead Man! standing arms akimbo and wearing the blanket as a cape. "Fear not, it is I, Naked Dead Man!" "But you're wearing a cape, so…" "Shut up!
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2This led educators to adopt a firmer stance, focusing on discipline and conformity, which oppressed children's spirits, crushed their creativity and stultified their individuality.
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4She'd fight fire with fire to get him to stop. If he's a disco clown then she'd be a punk rock batman. Didn't work. A C&W sailor? No. A goth hot dog? A death metal Princess Leia?
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4to the door and shoved. The door flew open. She fell into the bathroom, landing with her ear shoved onto his lap. "Happy now?" she said as he rubbed her shoulders with his elbows.
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10My Little Pony across the yard. The neighborhood meat pies stood there feeling uncomfortable. "You don't want pies to play 'cuz you're just a snooty patooty!" her sister yelled.
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3a bunch of questions. I was sick and tired of unintentionally teleporting. I went to my first Unintentional Teleporters Anonymous meeting, where they told me I was powerless over
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4even more. The accolades of victory were empty without Giant Robot at my side. I searched the seedy side of town, lingering at each dive bar for drinks, and calling "Giant Robot!"
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4she chugged it. Who was she kidding? Her life was a lie. Deep Inside she was a crack whore with a crazy philosophy, and she would share it with the world, one trick at a time.
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4g intelligent and self-directing. The Nano-Spam didn't need to replicate like other nano-bots. It sped from kitchen to grocery like lightening, spoiling the taste of all food by
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7I don't drive, but what the hell. I floored it. The pizza was the first casualty. Det. Manatee held onto my head like a baby koala and turned it to direct me. "RUN THAT RED LIGHT!"
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7ons after six angry restaurant patrons were found boiled to death, plated on beds of parsley w/lemon & butter, and partially consumed. But cannibals are bamboozling hornswogglers.
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6I didn't get it. Why was I being forced to count scary rabbits? I just went with it. 1 2 3 4 5 This wasn't so bad 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 I began to relax 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
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7our straws to decide who gets to the next fold!" The Rev, Fio, Fyn, Fen & "he" all drew short, so they merged into one engaging character: The Outrageous Rev Timeshare Suckerpissed
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4"McNuggets." Ron kicked Jack in the "box" then threw him over the counter, barely missing an impassive teen worker. Jack shoved Ron's head into a deep fryer. "Quit clowning around!
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7camaraderie and festive good cheer, the "have a nice day" one finger salute. I courteously maintained my slow speed, and graciously moved into the passing lane whenever he did.
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6her snow peas dubiously. I could show her my detailed records of my physiological reactions to experiences on public transportation, but I knew she was skeptical of self reporting.