Finished Folds (821—840)
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6. Morgue assistants are easy. I can't even count the morticians I've hopped in the sack with. I needed something new. Maybe the movie industry. I wondered if best boy grips put out
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4overboard with the creepy business, but he must learn how to make a fortune day trading. A mummy handed Dirk a Dracula mask and a name tag with a little black cat & a witch on it.
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5I sighed. I flipped the calendar to Dec. It flipped back to July. This was not good. I tore it off the wall. It flapped vigorously, avoided a stupid pun, and perched on the fridge.
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5& each bar had a random number of beats. Only people with ADHD could dance to it. Discovering LEP stands for Limited English Proficiency, they changed their name to REO Foldwagon
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6And so was he. The Pervo Reality Show camera crew sniggered as they followed the teacher of the year into a janitor's closet. He'd made a hole to spy on the principal Ms. Slaphappy
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5he Generally Scary Car. (an amphibious 1969 Dodge Charger, BTW) The 2 monsters, Puke and Botox Spook (the Spooks of Monster Hazzard county) had a sister, Crazy Spook. They
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7Pork & beans are funnier than baked beans because they have pork in them. Pork is funny. Pork buns are funny. Bok choy isn't messy enough. Finger sandwiches, eh. Pies - very funny.
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5Paul was fed up. He boarded his banana boat, tooted its horn and chugged up a minor tributary of the stream of consciousness to a movie studio back lot where the director wasn't
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1the list he always carried of things she could blow: your mind, a kiss, her top, chunks, it out your ass, the whistle, a fuse, her nose, smoke rings, your house down. Mr. Bubbles
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4thing he was good for since he sat on his ass procrastinating all the time. I was sick of his sarcasm. I am small, fuzzy and adorable. And the world is full of laps. To hell w/you
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5chattering wind-up toys as his prime directive stimulated his reinforcement center. He capered about her threateningly. She bopped him with a soup ladle. He died. "I win" she said.
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4& sang, "Frosty the lamprey was a parasitic soul, an eel-like fish with a sucker mouth & no eyes." Ratman fell & Stoat took the lead of the Change the Lyrics to "Frosty" Sewer Race
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5Then I remembered it was Dia de los Muertos. What a relief. The skeletal mariachi band wasn't some pure evil supernatural thing. No wait -- today is Cinco de Mayo. I trembled like
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5had left the circus ring but maybe it had broken when he'd tied it into a balloon poodle. Now that I'm carrying Bozo's baby, I'll never forget that night of madcap passionate love.
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6had a delightful time sipping cappuccino & chatting pleasantly on such topics as the curious customs of the locals & our gaseous diarrhea. We then rented the strangest little boat
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2npipe 1" in diameter, cut to a 3 foot length and whirled rapidly. An eager whippersnapper rushed in waving a press release. "Your Honor, it IS bean residue in the water supply!"
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2"the two generally rounded surfaces on the posterior of a primate of the simian infraorder (3 words, plural)." The FS on demand hint for "still life with hyperactive bushbaby" is
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7The following narrative was found written on a bank statement envelope in the back pocket of a miscreant youth in Arkham, MA. Near the end the writing becomes an illegible scrawl.
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5with symptoms he only hinted at in furtive whispers. My dog became melancholic. The nameless horror that had crawled from the marrow roamed the night-shadowed Dunwich area at night
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6Subsequently, however, now it, namely, my shift key, is OK. Yet in contrast, my conjunctive adverb key, rather, is, instead, stuck. Indeed, I, consequently, should not, undoubtedly