Finished Folds (821—840)
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5& each bar had a random number of beats. Only people with ADHD could dance to it. Discovering LEP stands for Limited English Proficiency, they changed their name to REO Foldwagon
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6And so was he. The Pervo Reality Show camera crew sniggered as they followed the teacher of the year into a janitor's closet. He'd made a hole to spy on the principal Ms. Slaphappy
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5he Generally Scary Car. (an amphibious 1969 Dodge Charger, BTW) The 2 monsters, Puke and Botox Spook (the Spooks of Monster Hazzard county) had a sister, Crazy Spook. They
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7Pork & beans are funnier than baked beans because they have pork in them. Pork is funny. Pork buns are funny. Bok choy isn't messy enough. Finger sandwiches, eh. Pies - very funny.
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5Paul was fed up. He boarded his banana boat, tooted its horn and chugged up a minor tributary of the stream of consciousness to a movie studio back lot where the director wasn't
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1the list he always carried of things she could blow: your mind, a kiss, her top, chunks, it out your ass, the whistle, a fuse, her nose, smoke rings, your house down. Mr. Bubbles
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4thing he was good for since he sat on his ass procrastinating all the time. I was sick of his sarcasm. I am small, fuzzy and adorable. And the world is full of laps. To hell w/you
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5chattering wind-up toys as his prime directive stimulated his reinforcement center. He capered about her threateningly. She bopped him with a soup ladle. He died. "I win" she said.
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4& sang, "Frosty the lamprey was a parasitic soul, an eel-like fish with a sucker mouth & no eyes." Ratman fell & Stoat took the lead of the Change the Lyrics to "Frosty" Sewer Race
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5Then I remembered it was Dia de los Muertos. What a relief. The skeletal mariachi band wasn't some pure evil supernatural thing. No wait -- today is Cinco de Mayo. I trembled like
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5had left the circus ring but maybe it had broken when he'd tied it into a balloon poodle. Now that I'm carrying Bozo's baby, I'll never forget that night of madcap passionate love.
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6had a delightful time sipping cappuccino & chatting pleasantly on such topics as the curious customs of the locals & our gaseous diarrhea. We then rented the strangest little boat
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2npipe 1" in diameter, cut to a 3 foot length and whirled rapidly. An eager whippersnapper rushed in waving a press release. "Your Honor, it IS bean residue in the water supply!"
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2"the two generally rounded surfaces on the posterior of a primate of the simian infraorder (3 words, plural)." The FS on demand hint for "still life with hyperactive bushbaby" is
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7The following narrative was found written on a bank statement envelope in the back pocket of a miscreant youth in Arkham, MA. Near the end the writing becomes an illegible scrawl.
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5with symptoms he only hinted at in furtive whispers. My dog became melancholic. The nameless horror that had crawled from the marrow roamed the night-shadowed Dunwich area at night
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6Subsequently, however, now it, namely, my shift key, is OK. Yet in contrast, my conjunctive adverb key, rather, is, instead, stuck. Indeed, I, consequently, should not, undoubtedly
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8a table at a sidewalk cafe. More hands with magnifying glasses swooped down to follow people. I skated away yelling, "run! It's the Dept of Homeland Security, or FEMA, or something
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4Or had it? Dark figures gathered in the night around her villa. They moved silently through an open window. Thirty minutes later they were gone, and Alexis was lovely no longer.
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2Awed by the ruins, he missed the Prof's irony. It was ancient, obviously built by some Pliocene race of bipedal pygmy hippos. The cyclopean construction of the crumbling towers