Finished Folds (181—200)
-
2The knight argued so intently on his cel with the provider he blindly rode into an ambush. "I don't care if Verizon is 2% cheaper I'm keeping Sprint!!" The marauders gawked- 2%?! "
-
6phone every person you were jealous of in high school and break the good news. Step 6: SOS the White House that as the new Prez you'll need a Jacuzzi in the family theater. Step 7:
-
6By now the protest had become a riot & anyone suspect of eating smoke bombs was harassed by the mob. "Hey, I saw that guy eat one!" I opened my mouth to deny, & smoke billowed out.
-
3a notorious serial killer..what more could a man want? Yet I felt incomplete, somehow. A rustle from betwixt the shadows alerted my attention.Twas a she, also keen to slay innocent
-
6s. "Dorothy, I'm worried about you. You've not been the same since that tornado." Dorothy stared up from her body cast: "What makes you say that, my pretty..I mean Aunt Em?" "Well,
-
6attack took a nibble & smacked his lips:"The cook KILLED this one. Dibs on his navel." The cook was read his rights & carted off, McArtattack tagging along jotting down the recipe.
-
2Nora, tho sore over receiving the Enterprise's command bridge for her birthday instead of a smartphone, bravely faced the onscreen image of The Mandible:"I'm Nora T. Kirk. I demand
-
3But the last laugh was Joanna's. She caught Grandma's cackle on smartcam & the family GP lost no time finding her clinically insane.At the Home she was made to clean thermal undies
-
6"Dammit!" snarled Det. Manatee in his subterranean home & rattled his newspaper. "I live underwater to get AWAY from noise. Did you see how close that boulder came?" Mrs. Manatee
-
3Nagila had the critics breaking records of nose holding. Then his sound studio was raided by CDC pros in hazmats & his entire band was quarantined. "But they're NICE roaches!" he p
-
7How could I know they were martians in human guise? No sooner had the declaration left my mouth I was whisked into their mothership & probed EVERYWHERE, then taken to their queen.
-
4ran into some bureaucracy:"To order the parts, mam, we need to see your warranty." Go tell them I left it in 2018, thought Andy. Worse, her 2014 self entered the Sears just now.
-
5Alerted by noise from outside, he saw from a top window his front lawn crammed with reporters & photographers trampling his grass. Now, where was his toupee? He'd barely donned it
-
7Sure enough, Fred's hand reached the wrong book when his fish looked blah.Instead of it advising a filter clean.."..all I gotta do is chant 'Khandar dematos khandar'!" he marveled.
-
4"Grampa! The house is on fire! We gotta go!" "Did I tell you how I threw an apple into my professor's.." "Not now!" "But.." I dragged him outside. "..she's in the guest room." Sh*t
-
5watched the last parishioner leave & rubbed his hands gleefully. He'd pocket a huge commission from the Colonel for that. Now, how to fit "Whopper" into his next sermon? Hmm.
-
3she told her young charges brightly. Her class groaned. "But teach'oh, you nev'oh said weh having a testy today!" said one girl. She frowned: "You'll eat whatever I damn well serve
-
2hen faced. Maybe she'd be better off staying here in captivity. Then, a growl signalled the dragon's return. Her bf fought it by flapping his noxious armpits in its nose. It gagged
-
5Not until I reached for my smokes with my (severed) right arm did his words sink in. I turned to Peety but he'd sold my arm to a Chinese dude. I flew to Beijing to vet Organs-R-Us.
-
6tory; gotta kill that exam! How did Rasputin die? Joe strained his memory. Just then, she jumped off the bridge with weighted backpack. "Help!" she managed & went under. THAT'S IT!