Finished Folds (181—200)
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2Nora, tho sore over receiving the Enterprise's command bridge for her birthday instead of a smartphone, bravely faced the onscreen image of The Mandible:"I'm Nora T. Kirk. I demand
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3But the last laugh was Joanna's. She caught Grandma's cackle on smartcam & the family GP lost no time finding her clinically insane.At the Home she was made to clean thermal undies
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6"Dammit!" snarled Det. Manatee in his subterranean home & rattled his newspaper. "I live underwater to get AWAY from noise. Did you see how close that boulder came?" Mrs. Manatee
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3Nagila had the critics breaking records of nose holding. Then his sound studio was raided by CDC pros in hazmats & his entire band was quarantined. "But they're NICE roaches!" he p
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7How could I know they were martians in human guise? No sooner had the declaration left my mouth I was whisked into their mothership & probed EVERYWHERE, then taken to their queen.
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4ran into some bureaucracy:"To order the parts, mam, we need to see your warranty." Go tell them I left it in 2018, thought Andy. Worse, her 2014 self entered the Sears just now.
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5Alerted by noise from outside, he saw from a top window his front lawn crammed with reporters & photographers trampling his grass. Now, where was his toupee? He'd barely donned it
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7Sure enough, Fred's hand reached the wrong book when his fish looked blah.Instead of it advising a filter clean.."..all I gotta do is chant 'Khandar dematos khandar'!" he marveled.
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4"Grampa! The house is on fire! We gotta go!" "Did I tell you how I threw an apple into my professor's.." "Not now!" "But.." I dragged him outside. "..she's in the guest room." Sh*t
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5watched the last parishioner leave & rubbed his hands gleefully. He'd pocket a huge commission from the Colonel for that. Now, how to fit "Whopper" into his next sermon? Hmm.
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3she told her young charges brightly. Her class groaned. "But teach'oh, you nev'oh said weh having a testy today!" said one girl. She frowned: "You'll eat whatever I damn well serve
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2hen faced. Maybe she'd be better off staying here in captivity. Then, a growl signalled the dragon's return. Her bf fought it by flapping his noxious armpits in its nose. It gagged
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5Not until I reached for my smokes with my (severed) right arm did his words sink in. I turned to Peety but he'd sold my arm to a Chinese dude. I flew to Beijing to vet Organs-R-Us.
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6tory; gotta kill that exam! How did Rasputin die? Joe strained his memory. Just then, she jumped off the bridge with weighted backpack. "Help!" she managed & went under. THAT'S IT!
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4Jerry was referred to compulsory Play-Doh rehab. He was searched on admission & 8 pounds of the gooey toy were removed from his butt. He was promised shock therapy if he so much as
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5Word spread I had accomplished the impossible. I was accused of witchcraft. My life was in danger. Fuming at the puritans' superstition, I fled to Haiti to practice the occult free
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4Nonplussed, Terry pointed to his own bellybutton:"As this doughnut chart shows, the top allergens now are juniper & poplar." Using his remote device, Joe now made the weatherman's
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4someone gets obsessed with hot-air balloons. "You need to get down from there!" the manager hollered into his megaphone. But Sir John just gave him the bird- down fell the chicken.
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3"Meet George Jetson.." they'd sing in their nauseating geek voices. The dean banged his head against the wall realizing the National Ivy League TV Series Competition was off limits
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4Seinfeld for your cartilage. I read the indications & popped two Chuckle Acids, then joined the board meeting. My boss was warming to her presentation when my body began chuckling.