Finished Folds (941—960)
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2a cracker addict, content to let Long John Silver keep her on his shoulder for as long as he wanted, munching from her lofty perch as he shot down every last bear and squirrel.
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1but the lawsuits against his establishment were taking their toll. He had put at least half the population of his city in the hospital, and poisoned to death a good # of the rest
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2I loved those soft, furry little animals. I used to let them nibble on my toes, until one got bitten off. Frequently, I would let them eat out of the plate, share my bath with me
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4As the bus sped away, he sank to his knees, raising his arms skyward, his face a picture of rapture. "I've just seen a miracle! The lady is blessed! No more crime for me! Haleluja!
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2The first attempt came at the second garden I visited. Damn musk tried to chew my hand off. I had been on my guard, tho, so I just pulled out my Air Wick spray and warded it off
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4Had they seen the 'Popeye' sign on my front door? A mean, tough pumpkin was rolling our way. Before I could do the math on that, the spinach lifted me to its mouth, and I understoo
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1bowl of pea soup which someone had tossed out of a restaurant, and had landed on my head, gruel and peas splattering all over. I turned into the eatery to investigate, and, not
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4As long as they have nothing to do with the fold you recieved.
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6big, fluffy, pillow upon which to lay his weary head, so he could rest up for the two words he would need to slave over in order to meet tomorrow's deadline. How could life treat
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2So they dragged him to the drunk tank where he spent the night. He was rescued from starvation by the sheriff's offer of breakfast, and lived merrily (hic!) ever after.
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1We staged a reading of his poems in the school auditorium, but most of the students and staff fell asleep. To the principal's dismay, the school board chose that day to inspect
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3the water sloshed in a frothing stream towards our principal, Mr. Peahead. He couldn't stop his momentum in time, and his feet gave way from under him, tossing him on his bottom
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4and offered me some, even though she knew I was allergic to it, and could die within seconds of ingesting it. She gave me a dumb look and said: "What? You no like? Want I order you
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1a crone to have two whole coffins on standby. She would try a different one of them each night, alternating between the oak and the pine. Once, she gave quite a fright to a burglar
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5"Actually, Majesty, the feast is for your successor. We have something a bit different planned for you at the beheading block." Seeing her shock, the viceroy promised to save her a
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4would it be preferable to tend to my homework, rather than risk my neck for innocents? Finally, Jenna decided that selflessly playing League of Legends was the right thing to do.
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4We were a polyglot of political leaders, getting ready for nationwide elections. The stench of manure permeated all- it was the only item we had in abundance. We delivered moving
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3She charged at me without further ado, displaying what she had carried in with her: a necrotic lung of a smoker, as well as one of a healthy non-smoker. "This is what your smoking
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2had the forsight to play bowling. Golf, however, was all the doc played, and he realized letting go of the ball he was holding above my head would merely tickle me. It looked like
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5Meanwhile, unaware of the mortal danger he was in, Kanye West began preparing for his latest album: "Gonna live forever, let someone try and stop me!". The shapeshifting robohitman