Finished Folds (201—220)
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5head the defense. "It'll be the accused's last stand, Your Honor." The judge agreed, if Chief Crazy Horse would lead the prosecution. "That's plain crazy," thought the bailiff. But
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4local mafia boss. "Don Roberto, for sending a warning message to your rivals, what could be better than these iced sharks?" The Don shot a glance. "Very thoughtful of you, Padre. I
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1can of Raid & desperately tried to stop the swarm of mosquitos. A few succumbed but the rest started biting the passengers. Of course, You-Know-Who is bullet AND sting proof, so…
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4Had they only made sure the tub was EMPTY. Its sole occupant emitted shrill squeals as the humper demonstrated how unreliant humping is on arms & legs & qualifying for AGT to boot.
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3on the Fuzz's motorcycle jacket. "Hey, it's all good Mrs. C." the Fuzz assured her & handed her some Imodium. A finger snap & Ralph & Potsie lick the jacket clean of poop. "See, it
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2her plush, velvety lap, he got the weirdest feeling- like being raped but in a GOOD sort of way. Patting the sofa brought about a moan (???). "Ned, pay attention!" his boss rasped.
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4was seeing them in broad daylight. Oh, & I'm chained to my berth. That can't be good. Wait, am I being shanghaied as a sex slave? Hmmm, considering I haven't had sex since 2002,
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4Freeman deliberated: Is this real life or a movie? He went with the odds & snarled:"I can't let you testify!" & pushed the Amish lady into the trough. "Are you nuts, Morgan?!" Oops
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4broke out which Cholo took advantage of by selling tickets to all his bachelor neighbors. The fight remained undecided, and nothing was lost that night save everybody's virginity.
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5his shrink, who engaged in some heavy duty eye rubbing when Tim flew in on his carpet. "You see, Dr. Brainstem, I wasn't imagining things! I really did visit Aladdin & Ali Baba and
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4warning signs posted on the walls ('Nosy kids will be shot') & huger at the labels on the cans of "meat" ('human eyeballs' 'Mr. Brown's liver'). What kind of grocery is this?Dennis
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3the food from fridge, pantry & cupboards has mysteriously disappeared into my stomach. But it won't remain the size of the Goodyear blimp...I'm now pledged to never-ending pilates!
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2mischievously. Her lips murmured something. I bent closer to Audrey & heard:"Talk about giving you head!" I laughed & her severed head added:"All's being live fed to home security
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10"All hail Queen Whirlpool!" raved the shaman "She consecrated to Chief!" In bedroom, Chief Wala excitedly entered the oven. Nada. He toyed with dials & fell asleep inside. He woke
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4But Miss Berkey knew what was expected of her as a teacher; she ran over to the little brat & hugged him tightly:"Did I make you uncomfortable by asking for your homework? I'm so s
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4she found the corpse's ticklish spot. It shook with paroxysms of laughter:"Stop stop I give up hee hee" She handcuffed it & had it brought before Judge Grave for disturbing the pea
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6without regard for history, Wanda used the in-case-of-fire tool to break open the case in the exhibit containing the world's oldest known preserved fart, having been released by
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6your class will sober up real quick. Where did Pete & Jack go? Well, they forgot a little word called 'decorum' & thanks to fast acting Chuckle Acid, the clown dissolver, Teach can
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5hed over the city & precipitated a cataclysmic trembling that saw every edifice collapse & crumble. An entire culture perished 1,2,3. Alka Seltzer- your civilazation depends on it!
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4Mom went mental JUST because I rearranged my big brother's atoms into those of a horse. "OK Prof. Hinckley, that's enough demonstrating my powers. How do I turn him back?" "Um, er,