Finished Folds (961—973)
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1He immediately swerved his semi-trailer to the side of the freeway, donned his derby, and alighted from the cab. From the back of his truck he produced a table and a porcelain teap
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3all the hyperbole, the above just means James badly needed to use the john while defending a client in court in front of a malicious judge, and thus closed his arguments in tap da
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1a hypnotist chanced by who would intuitively walk in and break the spell brought on by the globs of Hubba Bubba we accidently sat down on many hours ago, gluing us to this spot
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3Moments later, pandemonium erupted, as patrons scurried all over in search of oxygen masks. My horrible date now slumped at the table, unconscious. Those beans burned- but worked!
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3groveled in front of him and called him 'Exalted One'. So, not having him to ask, who did that leave? Wait... I could Google it!
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2kept going "ok, whatever... we'll talk later...", but it was no use. She was furious and refused to hang up. "How can you be this way?" she barked at him. "Do you want me to leave
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3The maintenance man stood stock still, key held out in front of him. Had he heard correctly? Was he in a position to save the election & the US by leaving Hillary and Bernie locked
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1which made him look like Miley Cyrus's identical twin. Strutting in his costume down a crowded street, he gleefully handed out autographs to unsuspecting Miley fans. He felt famous
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2her eyes ablaze: "Don't you know these must be kept in water!? What kind of care provider are you?! Do we pay you a salary so that my Grammy won't be able to chew her Cracker Jacks
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2and here I am, still working at the same post office, but with two decades worth of tending to whining clients under my belt. Glancing around the diner, I fingered the Glock in my
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3couldn't remember in her inebriated state, but Aunt Valetta was sure it wasn't clean. Enwrapped in her thoughts, she didn't notice the roofy making its way into her unfinished drin
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2Terrified by my entombment, it dawned on me I was lying on something soft and human-like - yet cold. It felt as though a pair of crossed arms rested beneath the hollow of my back.
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4race out the classroom to the main entrance, exit it, lock it from the outside. Then, I was to pay a visit to each of the ancillary exits, and lock them as well. I would then toss