Finished Folds (161—180)
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5d, unless you count the monstrosity on her neck. Details leaked out; her beau got cured of his blindness, took one look at her & lost his speech. Devastated, she tried to beautify
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4nd they fell from their sockets:"Shdop dockin zho mush & buy me dring." So he took her to a bar that served to zombies & ordered a human arm martini. "Gotta check my traps," the ba
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4side to discover their secret ingredient. I gasped at the sight of all those dog butts suspended over meat grinders & freed their yelping owners who bounded out to take revenge.
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2for a vital meet with the Joint Chiefs of Staff."Mr. President!!" I pried my eyes open at 9 a.m. to see an aide's scared face. "In your absence, they declared war on Russia!" SOBs!
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7hugged by everyone in the courtroom including the stenographer & janitor. Seizing the moment, she whipped out her tommy gun & robbed them at gunpoint. "No... not my wig too! Hey!"
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5Sunstreaker was all anger:"I had the right of way, bud!" he yelled at me, hands on hips. I wasn't buying: "Just give me your car insurance info." "What car? Do you see a car here?"
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6was genetically engineered by my niece to periodically dip into my pocketbook, emerge with a $100 bill & text her to come collect it.And it only came in SECOND at the science fair!
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4My associate wedged his way inside, gun to the head of the cowering homeowner. "You must've heard many sales pitches, Sir, but I assure you OUR shoe polish is not only 16% shinier
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7"Halt! Only a virgin may wield me." "Does looking at dirty pictures count?" asked Clancy worriedly. The magic sword bowed deep:"I am thine to command." "Yay! Your first assignment
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4mouth of his own missus "...so's she don't talk none about this deed, or period." But his wife, tho illiterate, tried to inform cops down at the station in sign language of the mur
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5"OK I swear!" "Is this her? Didn't know she's THAT pretty!" Thus the old man in an aside to me once I'd delivered. I shrugged. If a hooker loaded with STD is what floats his boat..
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3Jerry's boss sighed:"The boob job was gonna be Stella's bonus, but I'll convince the board." "I love you boss!" "Please don't." Jerry imagined his wife's surprise at the new him.
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5with pinches of lint. But then a hush fell & the Bee Gees sounded & John Travolta danced rings around him. "Boss, he kills you!" cried one minion, exposing the pickpocketing scheme
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10He raced to the ER in his undies cradling Vince & laid him on an operating table & wore scrubs in lieu of clothing. A nurse handed him a saw. "But." "Saw now, doc, or we lose him."
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6But Mumble Jumble's proprietor realized things had gone too far when Yoda & Jar Jar spent an entire day trying to understand each other, just cuz Jar Jar asked him for the time.
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5.." Tony paused mid-speech, seeking the right word. "Irrevocable?" suggested Joe. "Yeah!" Tony's look softened & his trigger finger relaxed."You & I..we.." "Complement each other?"
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2She blinked:"But aren't you..I mean..(clumsy mimicry of flying)". "I DO travel lots, but I'd've made time for us." Flustered, she indicated a fruit bowl.He left chomping on a pear.
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9Placing his corpse beneath the electro-transmitter, she yelled:"E-gore, do it now!" E-gore looked up from his comic book & hit a switch. The "thing" came to life & began to wail.
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5cackling:"I know I left my glasses here SOMEWHERE!" "Grandma," you urge "this is a TSUNAMI!We don't need your &$%#* glasses now!" "But I won't be able to watch GOT! I've not missed
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3wards to hate on my husband. "OMG," said my counselor "you look like someone who got hit by a truck!" *I'd rather discuss Dan, that SOB." "But you're bleeding onto my couch!" "Stop