Finished Folds (161—180)
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3Jerry's boss sighed:"The boob job was gonna be Stella's bonus, but I'll convince the board." "I love you boss!" "Please don't." Jerry imagined his wife's surprise at the new him.
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5with pinches of lint. But then a hush fell & the Bee Gees sounded & John Travolta danced rings around him. "Boss, he kills you!" cried one minion, exposing the pickpocketing scheme
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10He raced to the ER in his undies cradling Vince & laid him on an operating table & wore scrubs in lieu of clothing. A nurse handed him a saw. "But." "Saw now, doc, or we lose him."
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6But Mumble Jumble's proprietor realized things had gone too far when Yoda & Jar Jar spent an entire day trying to understand each other, just cuz Jar Jar asked him for the time.
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5.." Tony paused mid-speech, seeking the right word. "Irrevocable?" suggested Joe. "Yeah!" Tony's look softened & his trigger finger relaxed."You & I..we.." "Complement each other?"
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2She blinked:"But aren't you..I mean..(clumsy mimicry of flying)". "I DO travel lots, but I'd've made time for us." Flustered, she indicated a fruit bowl.He left chomping on a pear.
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9Placing his corpse beneath the electro-transmitter, she yelled:"E-gore, do it now!" E-gore looked up from his comic book & hit a switch. The "thing" came to life & began to wail.
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5cackling:"I know I left my glasses here SOMEWHERE!" "Grandma," you urge "this is a TSUNAMI!We don't need your &$%#* glasses now!" "But I won't be able to watch GOT! I've not missed
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3wards to hate on my husband. "OMG," said my counselor "you look like someone who got hit by a truck!" *I'd rather discuss Dan, that SOB." "But you're bleeding onto my couch!" "Stop
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2The knight argued so intently on his cel with the provider he blindly rode into an ambush. "I don't care if Verizon is 2% cheaper I'm keeping Sprint!!" The marauders gawked- 2%?! "
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6phone every person you were jealous of in high school and break the good news. Step 6: SOS the White House that as the new Prez you'll need a Jacuzzi in the family theater. Step 7:
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6By now the protest had become a riot & anyone suspect of eating smoke bombs was harassed by the mob. "Hey, I saw that guy eat one!" I opened my mouth to deny, & smoke billowed out.
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3a notorious serial killer..what more could a man want? Yet I felt incomplete, somehow. A rustle from betwixt the shadows alerted my attention.Twas a she, also keen to slay innocent
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6s. "Dorothy, I'm worried about you. You've not been the same since that tornado." Dorothy stared up from her body cast: "What makes you say that, my pretty..I mean Aunt Em?" "Well,
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6attack took a nibble & smacked his lips:"The cook KILLED this one. Dibs on his navel." The cook was read his rights & carted off, McArtattack tagging along jotting down the recipe.
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2Nora, tho sore over receiving the Enterprise's command bridge for her birthday instead of a smartphone, bravely faced the onscreen image of The Mandible:"I'm Nora T. Kirk. I demand
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3But the last laugh was Joanna's. She caught Grandma's cackle on smartcam & the family GP lost no time finding her clinically insane.At the Home she was made to clean thermal undies
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6"Dammit!" snarled Det. Manatee in his subterranean home & rattled his newspaper. "I live underwater to get AWAY from noise. Did you see how close that boulder came?" Mrs. Manatee
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3Nagila had the critics breaking records of nose holding. Then his sound studio was raided by CDC pros in hazmats & his entire band was quarantined. "But they're NICE roaches!" he p
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7How could I know they were martians in human guise? No sooner had the declaration left my mouth I was whisked into their mothership & probed EVERYWHERE, then taken to their queen.