Finished Folds (221—240)
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4with growing understanding; no wonder no organ when it had come time for choir practice. & hadn't the organ grinder visited their troll cavern? Ocha must be gorging on organburger!
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2A procession of beetles was ascending the skull. Their leader, a venerable cyphochilus with odd hat proclaimed: "Let no dung beetle enter our temple!" The rest filed thru the hole
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2Even after electricity got cut off, the sheeple stared at the blank screen & screamed "YES!" now & then. With the 90 miinutes up, each fan celebrated as if HIS country won the Cup
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5sat with arms folded & lips clamped into a frown. The clowns used up their entire repertoire trying to make me laugh. Nada. It was their doom. First, their paint started fading.
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3The dryer stopped but Liz was no longer home. Her sis marveled at the man mat that emerged:"Why, it's exquisite, so lifelike down to the smallest details!" A dessicated tongue hung
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7"Und now, mein furer, mach ein vish!" Hitler beamed over his cake with still smoking candles, shut his eyes & thought:"I need ziss party like a hole in the head!" I fired my rifle.
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4The Martians were thrilled with their new guests arriving by the millions.In return, earthlings taught them cool stuff like how to get high & mega calorie sodas & shoot snuff films
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4odd that a "virtual" currency end up in an a corporal apparatus, & summoned Mulder & Scully. The intrepid duo predicted a hostile takeover and took permanent cover in the dumpster.
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8Low rumbling sounds from below, site of my subterranean keep. Time to feed the beast, but I'd depleted all the help. I placed a "wanted" ad: Housekeeper needed, plumpness is a plus
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5The snake kept reading out of Cosmo: "From 1-10 how do you rate your butt? How much dazzle in your smile? Are you faithful?" Her score yielded the result: bite yourself. She did.
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3. Since prior to entering the palace I had been a scullery maid & a virgin, my respect grew for mesmerism, under whose spell I evidently worked an epic subconscious transformation.
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4Gadget. He turned to the museum director:"I need to see a photo of the painting Art Brut stole..Wowsers!!! Penny shut your eyes..how is that legal? Go go gadget 'brella."Air chase!
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6's water broke. With the elevator stuck, it was up to him to deliver! He glanced over the signs. "In case of imminent birth" Ah! "..there's a how-to book & Jack Daniels in a secret
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6Trevor got on his knees, voice quivering:"Aunt Harriet, is that you? You found out! Yes, I switched your baby in the nursery with that of a whore." Thump!"Ha! Who's dead now, cuz?"
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4"Mam," Carl told a patron who slipped a C-note in his g-string "that can become a write off." He showed up at work without having changed."O.k., let's audit." His co-worker coughed
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3tick.. "Grampa! Granma! Omg are they still alive?! Cousin Dick, help me saw through these cobwebs. Holy sh* t, is a pulse of 6 normal?" Grampa came to life: "I'm positive the soup
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5merrily on the remains of his old nemesis, the Advil pill. "Mweh heh heh I'll no longer be your pain but your grain!" he taunted her. "My grain?" she thought blankly "my GRAIN? Oh!
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9the doc's meticulous manicure which he wriggled convincingly in front of each juror. They found the defendant guilty.He was sentenced to serve till he can pronounce the doc's name.
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6r in a loudly mute environment. Now, her worst fear was realized- the power gave out! With no E's in her phonebook, she dialled a plumber, who got electrocuted, & no EMT's, either!
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10blow out the candles!" The judge gaped in awe at the surprise birthday party thrown in his honor at the height of a murder trial. "For he's a judgy good fel-low..." sang the jury.