Finished Folds (221—240)
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4But Miss Berkey knew what was expected of her as a teacher; she ran over to the little brat & hugged him tightly:"Did I make you uncomfortable by asking for your homework? I'm so s
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4she found the corpse's ticklish spot. It shook with paroxysms of laughter:"Stop stop I give up hee hee" She handcuffed it & had it brought before Judge Grave for disturbing the pea
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6without regard for history, Wanda used the in-case-of-fire tool to break open the case in the exhibit containing the world's oldest known preserved fart, having been released by
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6your class will sober up real quick. Where did Pete & Jack go? Well, they forgot a little word called 'decorum' & thanks to fast acting Chuckle Acid, the clown dissolver, Teach can
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5hed over the city & precipitated a cataclysmic trembling that saw every edifice collapse & crumble. An entire culture perished 1,2,3. Alka Seltzer- your civilazation depends on it!
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4Mom went mental JUST because I rearranged my big brother's atoms into those of a horse. "OK Prof. Hinckley, that's enough demonstrating my powers. How do I turn him back?" "Um, er,
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4with growing understanding; no wonder no organ when it had come time for choir practice. & hadn't the organ grinder visited their troll cavern? Ocha must be gorging on organburger!
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2A procession of beetles was ascending the skull. Their leader, a venerable cyphochilus with odd hat proclaimed: "Let no dung beetle enter our temple!" The rest filed thru the hole
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2Even after electricity got cut off, the sheeple stared at the blank screen & screamed "YES!" now & then. With the 90 miinutes up, each fan celebrated as if HIS country won the Cup
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5sat with arms folded & lips clamped into a frown. The clowns used up their entire repertoire trying to make me laugh. Nada. It was their doom. First, their paint started fading.
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3The dryer stopped but Liz was no longer home. Her sis marveled at the man mat that emerged:"Why, it's exquisite, so lifelike down to the smallest details!" A dessicated tongue hung
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7"Und now, mein furer, mach ein vish!" Hitler beamed over his cake with still smoking candles, shut his eyes & thought:"I need ziss party like a hole in the head!" I fired my rifle.
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4The Martians were thrilled with their new guests arriving by the millions.In return, earthlings taught them cool stuff like how to get high & mega calorie sodas & shoot snuff films
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4odd that a "virtual" currency end up in an a corporal apparatus, & summoned Mulder & Scully. The intrepid duo predicted a hostile takeover and took permanent cover in the dumpster.
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8Low rumbling sounds from below, site of my subterranean keep. Time to feed the beast, but I'd depleted all the help. I placed a "wanted" ad: Housekeeper needed, plumpness is a plus
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5The snake kept reading out of Cosmo: "From 1-10 how do you rate your butt? How much dazzle in your smile? Are you faithful?" Her score yielded the result: bite yourself. She did.
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3. Since prior to entering the palace I had been a scullery maid & a virgin, my respect grew for mesmerism, under whose spell I evidently worked an epic subconscious transformation.
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4Gadget. He turned to the museum director:"I need to see a photo of the painting Art Brut stole..Wowsers!!! Penny shut your eyes..how is that legal? Go go gadget 'brella."Air chase!
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6's water broke. With the elevator stuck, it was up to him to deliver! He glanced over the signs. "In case of imminent birth" Ah! "..there's a how-to book & Jack Daniels in a secret
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6Trevor got on his knees, voice quivering:"Aunt Harriet, is that you? You found out! Yes, I switched your baby in the nursery with that of a whore." Thump!"Ha! Who's dead now, cuz?"