Finished Folds (241—260)
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4"Mam," Carl told a patron who slipped a C-note in his g-string "that can become a write off." He showed up at work without having changed."O.k., let's audit." His co-worker coughed
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3tick.. "Grampa! Granma! Omg are they still alive?! Cousin Dick, help me saw through these cobwebs. Holy sh* t, is a pulse of 6 normal?" Grampa came to life: "I'm positive the soup
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5merrily on the remains of his old nemesis, the Advil pill. "Mweh heh heh I'll no longer be your pain but your grain!" he taunted her. "My grain?" she thought blankly "my GRAIN? Oh!
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9the doc's meticulous manicure which he wriggled convincingly in front of each juror. They found the defendant guilty.He was sentenced to serve till he can pronounce the doc's name.
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6r in a loudly mute environment. Now, her worst fear was realized- the power gave out! With no E's in her phonebook, she dialled a plumber, who got electrocuted, & no EMT's, either!
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10blow out the candles!" The judge gaped in awe at the surprise birthday party thrown in his honor at the height of a murder trial. "For he's a judgy good fel-low..." sang the jury.
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3hed out & her soul patch showed. Chagrined, Lulu consulted the renowned Dr. Moodle: "Hmm, you were a man & now you miss it? Did you at least keep your dinkle?" It was in a safe dep
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2Grandma was pleased with her 2nd hand designer undies; finally something stylish to poop into! That day, she showed her appreciation again & again. "Gotta splurge on Depends" he re
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1a juicy sausage & yanked it off the buffet station & out the Nudist Fat Farm's mess hall, wondering who the idiot following him was. "HEY LEGGO MY THINGY!" Oops. Fat Freddy dropped
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2"I'm gonna need you to put both hooves on the back of the sled," the officer told Dasher. "We don't want any trouble, Officer," said Comet. "Resisting arrest, eh?" He drew his club
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3To our surprise, the waiter's corpse was efficiently disposed of & a new one assigned us right away. The manager came over & promised not to rat out Frank- if we dined there every
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3or to his wife should they find out. He agreed to step down & appoint ME the principal of my school.My first act was to cancel math.The curriculum now included ID Card Forging 101,
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5it wouldn't be the first time she fell for someone who was using, or dead or possessed by aliens or mounted on a wall. It just felt safer being with a person she could easily mace.
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5s." The blare of trumpets heralded the arrival of Darthette Cleopatra. "I love how hateful u are," she praised Darth Anthony, eyeing his recruits broken in as flamethrower shields.
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5"Is this the CatBat hotline? I recently ordered 20 from your 1-800 #- for pest control.Now, every baby on our block is airbourne. Can you assist?" "Certainly, Sir.E-mail & model #,
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4pulled out a six pack. "I want you to look at these skunk photos & point at the one that most resembles the informant." "Not to sound too dismissive, Sir, but your methods stink."
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3clearing the bullies were gone. Heartened, I screeched mightily & wantonly swung my katana all over, not sensing a small, green pointy eared dude nearby:"Strong with him the force
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6off the charts- for now. Soon, the hemorrhoid cream company got irate calls from viewers whose perception was that listening to the band while they pooped was supposed to cure them
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6"Wush rong, Granmom?" I slurred in between chews of savory, meatball-embellished pasta. Or was it a meatball? I rushed Grans to the ER. "Sorry, we can't give her a prosthetic toe."
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4Our euphoria lasted until being told that Jessica had it all wrong- the health services provided by juvy to young ladies does not include boob jobs. So we study law now. One day...