Finished Folds (241—260)
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3hed out & her soul patch showed. Chagrined, Lulu consulted the renowned Dr. Moodle: "Hmm, you were a man & now you miss it? Did you at least keep your dinkle?" It was in a safe dep
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2Grandma was pleased with her 2nd hand designer undies; finally something stylish to poop into! That day, she showed her appreciation again & again. "Gotta splurge on Depends" he re
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1a juicy sausage & yanked it off the buffet station & out the Nudist Fat Farm's mess hall, wondering who the idiot following him was. "HEY LEGGO MY THINGY!" Oops. Fat Freddy dropped
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2"I'm gonna need you to put both hooves on the back of the sled," the officer told Dasher. "We don't want any trouble, Officer," said Comet. "Resisting arrest, eh?" He drew his club
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3To our surprise, the waiter's corpse was efficiently disposed of & a new one assigned us right away. The manager came over & promised not to rat out Frank- if we dined there every
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3or to his wife should they find out. He agreed to step down & appoint ME the principal of my school.My first act was to cancel math.The curriculum now included ID Card Forging 101,
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5it wouldn't be the first time she fell for someone who was using, or dead or possessed by aliens or mounted on a wall. It just felt safer being with a person she could easily mace.
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5s." The blare of trumpets heralded the arrival of Darthette Cleopatra. "I love how hateful u are," she praised Darth Anthony, eyeing his recruits broken in as flamethrower shields.
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5"Is this the CatBat hotline? I recently ordered 20 from your 1-800 #- for pest control.Now, every baby on our block is airbourne. Can you assist?" "Certainly, Sir.E-mail & model #,
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4pulled out a six pack. "I want you to look at these skunk photos & point at the one that most resembles the informant." "Not to sound too dismissive, Sir, but your methods stink."
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3clearing the bullies were gone. Heartened, I screeched mightily & wantonly swung my katana all over, not sensing a small, green pointy eared dude nearby:"Strong with him the force
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6off the charts- for now. Soon, the hemorrhoid cream company got irate calls from viewers whose perception was that listening to the band while they pooped was supposed to cure them
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6"Wush rong, Granmom?" I slurred in between chews of savory, meatball-embellished pasta. Or was it a meatball? I rushed Grans to the ER. "Sorry, we can't give her a prosthetic toe."
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4Our euphoria lasted until being told that Jessica had it all wrong- the health services provided by juvy to young ladies does not include boob jobs. So we study law now. One day...
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4welled up with tears & pitiful braying noises shook the house. Mr. Ed got on his knees, raised & clasped his forelegs, begging. "lf I expel him I'd have to kill myself," realized W
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14my Uncle Hugo, who's Flemish, has been missing for weeks, & he's gotta be SOMEWHERE. Then I recalled the way his belly quivered when he moved, & his wish to visit a pudding factory
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4ut Eve after Eve. We gaped as they exited the tabernacle chanting:The Earth is ours to inherit... Our minds conjured a world with speed limits of 10 mph, & unliftable toilet seats
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4Hmm, what if Tom is right? Sure, the one time she spoke to me was to say @#!% when I shut the elevator in her face, & they DID pass over her so as to promote me..but my good looks!
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1black smoke issued from the kitchen. My bro rushed to put out the stovetop fire. Wait...could I've caused that? I focused hard on my hateful math teacher & thought: Burn! Next morn
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4save the crate of beers that bounced out the back bay. The driver got out & roared at his prone victim: "That was f***ing Guiness!" The appalled Judge O'leary sentenced the victim