Finished Folds (261—280)
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4welled up with tears & pitiful braying noises shook the house. Mr. Ed got on his knees, raised & clasped his forelegs, begging. "lf I expel him I'd have to kill myself," realized W
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14my Uncle Hugo, who's Flemish, has been missing for weeks, & he's gotta be SOMEWHERE. Then I recalled the way his belly quivered when he moved, & his wish to visit a pudding factory
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4ut Eve after Eve. We gaped as they exited the tabernacle chanting:The Earth is ours to inherit... Our minds conjured a world with speed limits of 10 mph, & unliftable toilet seats
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4Hmm, what if Tom is right? Sure, the one time she spoke to me was to say @#!% when I shut the elevator in her face, & they DID pass over her so as to promote me..but my good looks!
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1black smoke issued from the kitchen. My bro rushed to put out the stovetop fire. Wait...could I've caused that? I focused hard on my hateful math teacher & thought: Burn! Next morn
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4save the crate of beers that bounced out the back bay. The driver got out & roared at his prone victim: "That was f***ing Guiness!" The appalled Judge O'leary sentenced the victim
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2Busby's lungs took on a life of their own. He watched breathlessly as they climbed out of his mouth & breakdanced. He folded neatly in two at the waist so his ass became his head.
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6I crossed over to the Dark Side. It was pitch black there. "Yo! Turn on the light. If I have to pee like this you are so gonna be sorry!" Lights on. A voice:"You belong to us now".
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2I decided to create this story. But I have this creepy feeling, as if I'm not the first folder. It's like there's a story ghost haunting my fold. A sense of foreboding envelops me.
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10E.g.: "Ladies & gentlemen, your captain here." <yawn> "To your right you can just make out the Sierras." <huge yawn> "We'll be arriving in L.A. at ZZzzzz.." I've also dozed off dur
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3The Devil fumed: "Captain Slayhab has seen through my chicanery once again!" He whipped Mopey-Dick into a pillar of maniacal fury: "His fake leg is made out of your Cousin Gropey!"
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6the bingo host. "B4!" he called. Prof. Plum jumped up: "Bingo!" "Congrats, good chap." said Grey. "No! Don't you get it? Peabody heard the shot BEFORE it was fired! He's our man!"
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2elf for what's coming. A knock- the concierge: "Pencil inspection!" He studied the point approvingly. Then, taking in her dad's corpse, the blood & machete: "Please clean that up."
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5thong. Whip in hand, she struck a provocative pose & spewed Korean. I was mesmerized. Dark Gray's face went purple.She yelled: "YOU TALK NOW!" "Wait, this isn't my bachelor party?"
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8"It seems Felix has hepatitis," said Dad. Had I gone too far? "We need to put him down." O.k. I'm usurped. I distracted them with my flipped eyelid routine as I backed out the door
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6flowed with it, as evidenced by brown stains on the their pants seats. "This party is deteriorating," noted Beth, avoiding a huge puddle of puke as she devoured a bucket of chicken
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6g enormous johnson which you don't." "Thanks, Larry. Just tell that emasculating prune that had she abided by her promise to begin with, my johnson'd be 10 times its current size."
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4A knock on my bedroom door- Mom. I manage to tuck my sexbot collection behind the drape, but one was left on & keeps moaning. Bible raised, Mom charged the drapes: "FILTHY WHORE!
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8Gibberish Jerry's expostulation was received by the Gibberish milieu with thunderous applause. The Dean of Gibberish announced:"Jerry, you have acheived total gibberish!" & handed
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3rty bucks enough to reach Paradise?" Death snatched the cash, "Hop on." I got on an empty gurney & he began rolling me thru worse & worse neighborhoods. "Hey, you're going wrong!"