Finished Folds (281—300)
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3with a look of intense concentration on his face, as if he'd been on a vital mission & over-exerted himself."He must have died for his Country,"concluded the cops with doffed caps
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1of roadkill. He brought the smooshed squirrel home to his wife. "That's wonderful, Harold," she smiled. Slipped into the foyer & hissed in her cel:"My hubby is the Squirrel Killer!
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4I bought an ornamental dagger with laser sight to automatically pinpoint victim's heart. With my coupon, I paid very little. "Shall I show you our altars?" asked the Mayan salesman
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4It worked out perfectly. The widow ended up the ideal queen, being immune to the king's awful body odor. The prior queen was mated with the senator & died listening to his speeches
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9Det. Manatee's interrogation methods won. Mystery Suspect was drooling:"You mean Trader Joe's Belgian Chocolate Pudding?" Manatee nodded & gave him a confession sheet: "But only if
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5It was clash of the Titans. Buttons heaved against the Gingerbread Man as only a rabid terrier can, but the pastry's six-pack won the day. That's how Gingerbread man told the story
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3a bakery & begged them to start kneading.But he took too long. En route to pick up the dough, he encountered Pennywise, the Dancing Clown, who made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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10. Doris didn't like being called that, but had to admit she COULD be an ass at times. Her eyes took in the desiccated greenery that were once her plants & she berated Winston for
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6But nothing could stop the spread of snugglemania. Everyone snuggled against whatever was handy. Whoever resisted was brought before a snuggling tribunal & subjected to snuggle tor
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3ty, which I shall attain by winning the spelling bee.I need to since our principal said I'd never amount to anything. "Spell stichomythia." Sensing my principal's gaze, I answered:
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4I'd inherit my own fortune. Aces. Once me & I honeymooned, we presented ourself to a neighbor:"Hi, I'm Me, & this is my wife, I." "Where?" "You sexist jerk! Why do we need to be 2?
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4:"Why didn't you tell us, Snoopy?" Snoopy hung his head. Patty held up a court order for Snoopy to be neutered in 30 days: "We need to fight this!" Schroeder wrote music denouncing
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5became extinct ages ago. So she walked around in her bikini, hoping THAT would turn Grandpa on. It had been a while since she used a mirror. Grandpa took his celibacy to the grave.
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5said Kate "Screw civilization. Malls, spas & men are overrated." "Then don't join me on the cruise ship that docked here at night & leaves in 5 minutes." "WAIT UP! SCREW COCONUTS!"
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5that doubled as a five ring circus. Tiffany was wheeled into the OR where Leo the strongman/anasthetist knocked her unconscious. Xavier the knife thrower performed remote surgery.
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2The facts are these.Batman was taking bath when he discovered his rubber duck was replaced with a nuclear briefcase. It struck him as hilarious: "The Joker KILLED April Fools' Day!
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6Chef Johann cast a glance & screamed:"Honey, I shrunk Det. Manatee!" He & his wife peered into the sink where Manatee swam, now the size of a catfish. "Quick, the enlarging serum!"
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2Desperate, I hired an escort service gigolo who took one look & offered me double his rate NOT to do it. The crackerjack plastic surgeon I reached out to just waved a white flag.
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3Also, the camp director had them & their baggage dropped off near a scary looking mansion. "How you get home is YOUR problem. Good night." Bob, Shirley & Willy shivered.Thunder & l
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4stretcher. "This man is choking to death!" the EMT plucked as many bacon strips as possible from Frank's maw & handed them to his mate who put them on ice for their next meal.