Finished Folds (281—300)
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10. Doris didn't like being called that, but had to admit she COULD be an ass at times. Her eyes took in the desiccated greenery that were once her plants & she berated Winston for
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6But nothing could stop the spread of snugglemania. Everyone snuggled against whatever was handy. Whoever resisted was brought before a snuggling tribunal & subjected to snuggle tor
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3ty, which I shall attain by winning the spelling bee.I need to since our principal said I'd never amount to anything. "Spell stichomythia." Sensing my principal's gaze, I answered:
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4I'd inherit my own fortune. Aces. Once me & I honeymooned, we presented ourself to a neighbor:"Hi, I'm Me, & this is my wife, I." "Where?" "You sexist jerk! Why do we need to be 2?
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4:"Why didn't you tell us, Snoopy?" Snoopy hung his head. Patty held up a court order for Snoopy to be neutered in 30 days: "We need to fight this!" Schroeder wrote music denouncing
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5became extinct ages ago. So she walked around in her bikini, hoping THAT would turn Grandpa on. It had been a while since she used a mirror. Grandpa took his celibacy to the grave.
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5said Kate "Screw civilization. Malls, spas & men are overrated." "Then don't join me on the cruise ship that docked here at night & leaves in 5 minutes." "WAIT UP! SCREW COCONUTS!"
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5that doubled as a five ring circus. Tiffany was wheeled into the OR where Leo the strongman/anasthetist knocked her unconscious. Xavier the knife thrower performed remote surgery.
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2The facts are these.Batman was taking bath when he discovered his rubber duck was replaced with a nuclear briefcase. It struck him as hilarious: "The Joker KILLED April Fools' Day!
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6Chef Johann cast a glance & screamed:"Honey, I shrunk Det. Manatee!" He & his wife peered into the sink where Manatee swam, now the size of a catfish. "Quick, the enlarging serum!"
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2Desperate, I hired an escort service gigolo who took one look & offered me double his rate NOT to do it. The crackerjack plastic surgeon I reached out to just waved a white flag.
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3Also, the camp director had them & their baggage dropped off near a scary looking mansion. "How you get home is YOUR problem. Good night." Bob, Shirley & Willy shivered.Thunder & l
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4stretcher. "This man is choking to death!" the EMT plucked as many bacon strips as possible from Frank's maw & handed them to his mate who put them on ice for their next meal.
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8It was pitch black outside, so neither could see an inch in front of them. Shorty had the advantage- it's hard to miss a 50 foot tall woman. They faced each other fifty feet apart,
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4"Am I Dad of the Year or what!" I was elated our airship was up & flyin'. "Dad, is the basket supposed to burn, too?" "Shi..ngles!" No fire extinguisher? "Don't look, Honey." <zip>
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2lence that descended as someone turned up Youtube: "Here's the pitch...strike 3! Verlander is smoking in this Series!" "He's muh man!" enthused the terrorist, waving his gun in joy
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2"How do they rate? Scalpel, please." I handed it to him "Terrific. Five star hotels all the way." Doc got excited: "Were their rates reason...oops!" "Yes. Shame about the patient."
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6My ears were peeled to every word issuing from my psychic's mouth- I WAS paying her $100 a minute. She suddenly stopped, gasped, & intensfied her concentration: "Wait...I see somet
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5The Dr. peered down at his crotch & realized he had gone from "Yes" to "No". Bond received a prosthetic foot w. retractable claws, Air Max soles, & toes that doubled as ladyfingers
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3For all its grossness & stench, I gave the slimy creature a hug:"You saved my life!" I now heard commotion & music; the tribesmen preparing a wedding feast. For whom? Wait...oh no!