Finished Folds (301—320)
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4bler. "There it is!" cried Prof. Loomis"Dr. Schmeichel always boozed by the gallonful, but go know one day he'd swallow the shot glass, too."He set the mini submersible on a course
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5cabinet she kept next to her Barbie Castle Playset. "Hmm...Dad at Hooters...Mom the weekend Dad was away...Greg showering...Ah, here it is!" Gasp- me reaching into the cookie jar!
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4Bambi's enema. Meek even for a deer, it took only 8 lumberjacks to hold him down. No one was thrilled about his upcoming colonoscopy, but the wildflowers would be richly fertilized
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4" the director told his lead actor "but my assistant, Buttercup, is delivering my toiletries & you must wait." Wow! -she thought- Maybe I DID sign up for this."BUTTERCUP- WAKE UP!"
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4how libelous that is! I am a taciturn & discreet individual not at all prone to gabbing so no one knows my Aunt Marsha had an abortion & my neighbor's a drug dealer or that my boss
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4As Barbie meandered deeper into the mine, it dawned on her that getting hopelessly lost is a weird way to seek out truths. Above ground, Ken organized a "Find Barbie" rock concert.
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5She determined he'd NOT come in, no matter what:"So you've never seen a woman shave her legs- get over it!" she yelled, defending her privacy by moving the washer against the door.
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4The 7-11 manager accosted us:"We've been alerted about you. Need you two to pull down your pants." The joke was on the droid, I thought, unaware It had resnuck the pastries into MY
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4Out of the darkness, a small creature with an other-worldly glow appeared: "I am the Incandescent Skunk. Speak your want & I shall grant it!" "I want not!" I received a standing o.
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4eodore-that's what I called my extraterrestrial-to a chair. Huge tears rolled down his excuse-for-cheeks:"Theodore go home!" "Your home's ash by now. You'll make me lots of money.
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4accomplish in dramatics-he KILLED in comedy. The crowd found his act hilarious! So they missed the Clown's warning & were unready for the attack on Big Top by killer suits & orange
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7nate my kidney, which is a perfect match for you. Oh please let Ms Lafunda stay!" Ol' Scrooge knitted his brows:His life saved at the expense of feeding another (slutty) mouth. Hmm
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5e space sewer line. HAL was state-of-the-art & swiftly ruled out coincidence. He briefed Galactic Poop, who'd've court martialed Woab but for the smelly space debris raining down.
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7. Divested of FBI supervision, the G-Bomb Working Group was having a blast. Three such blasts sufficed to level several Washington DC neighborhoods, & resparked the FBI's interest.
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3The poopmobile accelerated alarmingly, the holey poop now hopping & bopping behind the wheel, shoulders swaying to the beat of "Ridin' ".He was too engrossed in the music to notice
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7The succubus, sucked of her succuables, developed an entirely different taste! "WooOOOOO!" protested the ghost queen, "Get off of me! Why are yOooOOO kissing m...help...mmmmmm..."
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5Her plan backfired as the eatery was horded by people who HAD to see the "deaf" waiter in action. For his part, he feigned lip reading- even with eyes closed! The place was a hit.
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4"Our master is making us dance!" cried a child sporting a wooden nose.Indeed, all broke into a spirited ditty, the strings pulling their limbs to & fro.Even old Mrs. Krapky twerked
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4His date, fascinated with Sandy's bobbing adam's apple, gave it a press, not realizing this was how to reboot him. Sandy got disoriented &, forgetting his date, waltzed the waiter
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9gave Tim a succulent kinda glow that got me 'n Joe salivating. We never cooked nothin' like him before, so we googled "How to cook Tim" on a live forum.Minutes later, police sirens