Finished Folds (301—320)
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8It was pitch black outside, so neither could see an inch in front of them. Shorty had the advantage- it's hard to miss a 50 foot tall woman. They faced each other fifty feet apart,
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4"Am I Dad of the Year or what!" I was elated our airship was up & flyin'. "Dad, is the basket supposed to burn, too?" "Shi..ngles!" No fire extinguisher? "Don't look, Honey." <zip>
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2lence that descended as someone turned up Youtube: "Here's the pitch...strike 3! Verlander is smoking in this Series!" "He's muh man!" enthused the terrorist, waving his gun in joy
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2"How do they rate? Scalpel, please." I handed it to him "Terrific. Five star hotels all the way." Doc got excited: "Were their rates reason...oops!" "Yes. Shame about the patient."
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6My ears were peeled to every word issuing from my psychic's mouth- I WAS paying her $100 a minute. She suddenly stopped, gasped, & intensfied her concentration: "Wait...I see somet
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5The Dr. peered down at his crotch & realized he had gone from "Yes" to "No". Bond received a prosthetic foot w. retractable claws, Air Max soles, & toes that doubled as ladyfingers
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3For all its grossness & stench, I gave the slimy creature a hug:"You saved my life!" I now heard commotion & music; the tribesmen preparing a wedding feast. For whom? Wait...oh no!
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4bler. "There it is!" cried Prof. Loomis"Dr. Schmeichel always boozed by the gallonful, but go know one day he'd swallow the shot glass, too."He set the mini submersible on a course
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5cabinet she kept next to her Barbie Castle Playset. "Hmm...Dad at Hooters...Mom the weekend Dad was away...Greg showering...Ah, here it is!" Gasp- me reaching into the cookie jar!
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4Bambi's enema. Meek even for a deer, it took only 8 lumberjacks to hold him down. No one was thrilled about his upcoming colonoscopy, but the wildflowers would be richly fertilized
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4" the director told his lead actor "but my assistant, Buttercup, is delivering my toiletries & you must wait." Wow! -she thought- Maybe I DID sign up for this."BUTTERCUP- WAKE UP!"
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4how libelous that is! I am a taciturn & discreet individual not at all prone to gabbing so no one knows my Aunt Marsha had an abortion & my neighbor's a drug dealer or that my boss
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4As Barbie meandered deeper into the mine, it dawned on her that getting hopelessly lost is a weird way to seek out truths. Above ground, Ken organized a "Find Barbie" rock concert.
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5She determined he'd NOT come in, no matter what:"So you've never seen a woman shave her legs- get over it!" she yelled, defending her privacy by moving the washer against the door.
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4The 7-11 manager accosted us:"We've been alerted about you. Need you two to pull down your pants." The joke was on the droid, I thought, unaware It had resnuck the pastries into MY
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4Out of the darkness, a small creature with an other-worldly glow appeared: "I am the Incandescent Skunk. Speak your want & I shall grant it!" "I want not!" I received a standing o.
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4eodore-that's what I called my extraterrestrial-to a chair. Huge tears rolled down his excuse-for-cheeks:"Theodore go home!" "Your home's ash by now. You'll make me lots of money.
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4accomplish in dramatics-he KILLED in comedy. The crowd found his act hilarious! So they missed the Clown's warning & were unready for the attack on Big Top by killer suits & orange
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7nate my kidney, which is a perfect match for you. Oh please let Ms Lafunda stay!" Ol' Scrooge knitted his brows:His life saved at the expense of feeding another (slutty) mouth. Hmm
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5e space sewer line. HAL was state-of-the-art & swiftly ruled out coincidence. He briefed Galactic Poop, who'd've court martialed Woab but for the smelly space debris raining down.