Finished Folds (321—340)
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7he applied for an execution stay with the Grim Reaper. The Cheese Puff human then doubled his effort at solving the mystery. "But first I'll need a brain. I'm off to see the wizard
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8!" "Darcy!" I cried aghast "I've been so busy these past years, I forgot about you, & I'm sorry! Where've you been?" "In the house with you & Mom!!!""So no discount on the drink?"
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7It would've ended well had Tum-tums' tail not got caught under the closing sill. He screeched loudly but his feline tail stayed out, throbbing & vulnerable.Butch raised his cleaver
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4was George. He had promised the man in the yellow hat not to do anything stupid, but would feeding the sentient raccoon one little banana after midnight really be stupid? He peeled
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4led the feds right to him. Unable to navigate his bad breath until gas masks arrive, they warned:"Ma'am, that dude you're with didn't eat pepperoni pizza...he's a dangerous alien!"
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5Tim squinted hard into the remaining lens.He saw one of the UFO personnel gazing back at him through binoculars! Tim thought a little & flashed him the bird. The alien responded by
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6n't decide what was worse: being trampled to death or pass up the opportunity to blare "I am Canadian". True to our heritage, we abandoned the Molsons & ran for the nearest tree
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8of various actors who played the Joker on the big screen & were now burning in hell for their misdeeds. "But it wasn't real!" I cried as Death & I descended further, bitch slapping
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6who cringed in disgust:"See here, mate, I'll guzzle anything squeezed outa grapes or grain, but I haven't touched o.j. since my measles!" And the orange wept citrus tears.
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5Finding their monastery reduced to a pile of rubble & the abbot toast, the monks delivered a rousing rendition of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" & gave the unabomber ruby slippers.
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3stammered lamely to the cops, who cuffed her for b&e:"This is pure bs! Don't you see I'm wearing a cape? & a chimney is always open & requires no breaking. Wait til Super Tammy fin
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5becomingly at juror #7, who promptly decided to acquit his client."But the footage of him slaughtering his co- workers!" the foreman gasped."Um, it'd be a phallus…I mean fallacy if
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3their leader cried out:"No one farts publicly at Mort's Vittles & gets away with it! Punish him!" Ches was dragged over to where an insanely fat man was stuffing himself with beans
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3"Ralphie," I says to him "what've I got to be happy about?" My dog looks up at me with those wise eyes of his & replies:"Try to think of something only YOU have & no one else." Hmm
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5"Tell us your name," insisted the interrogator. "No!" said the doctor, & was soon gagging uncontrollably as the waterboarding commenced. "We'll get it out of you." "NO NO NO glug..
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2"& now for entertainment!" She upscaled her plot "I present.. Snoop Dogg!"As the sound of scratched records rose, The Guest reeled in agony.Having been reared on Tchaikovsky & Bach
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6These feisty kids reguralry attended Ms. Brown's assertiveness class, & wouldn't be easy prey. Bobby armed the RPG-7 & aimed down the hallway, where the old pervs were congregated.
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4a fool of myself swinging between vines like I was Tarzan, pot belly hanging out of my boxers. The chimps called me "Netflix" & spent the day cracking up & pointing at me. AAHHOOOO
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4where they'd been hibernating. He sprouted a second head & lost his gustation completely. Now he was eating cockroaches off the floor. The kitchen workers screamed in horror & fled
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5, torches aloft, surrounded the cathedral: "Come out & surrender!" But the clever sheep rang the bell thrice. "Three's for White Walkers!" yelled the mob leader. And off they ran.