Finished Folds (321—340)
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7. Divested of FBI supervision, the G-Bomb Working Group was having a blast. Three such blasts sufficed to level several Washington DC neighborhoods, & resparked the FBI's interest.
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3The poopmobile accelerated alarmingly, the holey poop now hopping & bopping behind the wheel, shoulders swaying to the beat of "Ridin' ".He was too engrossed in the music to notice
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7The succubus, sucked of her succuables, developed an entirely different taste! "WooOOOOO!" protested the ghost queen, "Get off of me! Why are yOooOOO kissing m...help...mmmmmm..."
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5Her plan backfired as the eatery was horded by people who HAD to see the "deaf" waiter in action. For his part, he feigned lip reading- even with eyes closed! The place was a hit.
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4"Our master is making us dance!" cried a child sporting a wooden nose.Indeed, all broke into a spirited ditty, the strings pulling their limbs to & fro.Even old Mrs. Krapky twerked
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4His date, fascinated with Sandy's bobbing adam's apple, gave it a press, not realizing this was how to reboot him. Sandy got disoriented &, forgetting his date, waltzed the waiter
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9gave Tim a succulent kinda glow that got me 'n Joe salivating. We never cooked nothin' like him before, so we googled "How to cook Tim" on a live forum.Minutes later, police sirens
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7he applied for an execution stay with the Grim Reaper. The Cheese Puff human then doubled his effort at solving the mystery. "But first I'll need a brain. I'm off to see the wizard
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8!" "Darcy!" I cried aghast "I've been so busy these past years, I forgot about you, & I'm sorry! Where've you been?" "In the house with you & Mom!!!""So no discount on the drink?"
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7It would've ended well had Tum-tums' tail not got caught under the closing sill. He screeched loudly but his feline tail stayed out, throbbing & vulnerable.Butch raised his cleaver
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4was George. He had promised the man in the yellow hat not to do anything stupid, but would feeding the sentient raccoon one little banana after midnight really be stupid? He peeled
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4led the feds right to him. Unable to navigate his bad breath until gas masks arrive, they warned:"Ma'am, that dude you're with didn't eat pepperoni pizza...he's a dangerous alien!"
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5Tim squinted hard into the remaining lens.He saw one of the UFO personnel gazing back at him through binoculars! Tim thought a little & flashed him the bird. The alien responded by
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6n't decide what was worse: being trampled to death or pass up the opportunity to blare "I am Canadian". True to our heritage, we abandoned the Molsons & ran for the nearest tree
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8of various actors who played the Joker on the big screen & were now burning in hell for their misdeeds. "But it wasn't real!" I cried as Death & I descended further, bitch slapping
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6who cringed in disgust:"See here, mate, I'll guzzle anything squeezed outa grapes or grain, but I haven't touched o.j. since my measles!" And the orange wept citrus tears.
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5Finding their monastery reduced to a pile of rubble & the abbot toast, the monks delivered a rousing rendition of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" & gave the unabomber ruby slippers.
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3stammered lamely to the cops, who cuffed her for b&e:"This is pure bs! Don't you see I'm wearing a cape? & a chimney is always open & requires no breaking. Wait til Super Tammy fin
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5becomingly at juror #7, who promptly decided to acquit his client."But the footage of him slaughtering his co- workers!" the foreman gasped."Um, it'd be a phallus…I mean fallacy if
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3their leader cried out:"No one farts publicly at Mort's Vittles & gets away with it! Punish him!" Ches was dragged over to where an insanely fat man was stuffing himself with beans