Finished Folds (341—360)
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5Keith Richards thought of plain folk as "his people", though none of them could riff on a guitar like him. But just now he wished they'd quit their spasmic coughing- what's wrong w
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5, dispensing cheery instructions on how to murder Jasmine so her corpse would be perfect for the mystery party- with just the right amount of gore. She waxed Poirot's moustache so
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5I ordered the hottest escort available. On xmas eve, my "gift" was all over Winston the sec he entered the house.How could I know my son had in tow his unintroduced intended bride?
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4very considerately kept depositing more turds on her bed, so Granny had loads of company. & then- the miracle! On the 2,376th cat turd, our Granny awoke from her coma! What could
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4A pity, for when time came to consummate matters, the gap proved unbreachable: "We must part ways!" sang out Dicky Noir, his navel balanced precariously atop the fat woman's belly.
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4him to put ice on it. The police chief held a press conference & claimed his arsonist son wasn't to blame: "The diapers are what blew the town up!What does that baby eat, anyways?"
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3hot humans, served in a bun. "It's a real human's day," dogs utter, & wipe sweat from their foreheads.& in the Back to the Future remake, Doc Brown is killed by "Mad Human" Tannen.
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6I jostled thru looky-loos to the bridge's railing. "May I talk to him?" I asked the cop in charge. "Suit yourself." I stood by the suicider: "WE'RE GONNA JUMP TOGETHER, SUCKERS!"
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4danger. The train was transporting gold bullion & next morning's papers were calling his brilliantly executed heist "The Caper of the Century".His victory on Iron Chef was assured.
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6referred you to etiquette school, not say straight out I won't relent until you twerk on youtube." "But, Babs, I'm a supreme court justice, how will it look?!" 10,000,000 views.
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3Surprise Candidate (Angelina Jolie?)? But Al was a cautious man, & said:"Bob, I choose the Blonde!" Wrong answer, Al. Cause the "Surprise Candidate" turned out to be his wife, who
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5Madelyn brought her hairdresser in,& had her shampoo the head atop the pike until its hair shone &it smelled like roses. When Grandma kept complaining, TWO heads decorated our den.
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3In Shopko's expansive lobby was a fountain that poured into a pool. He would remove PJ's & slippers & skinny dip, then dress by shopping for each individual item of clothing. "Sir,
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5her in a purely platonic way, at least until she got plastic surgery, or he went blind, whichever came first. "Yeah, it's complicated," he answered her puzzled look as she slept.
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5place. Huey was the killer! Doc Brown danced a triumphant jig, forgetting he was tottering on the clock tower, holding the plug to his lightning generator. There goes Marty's ride.
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5& Hank the Husky rose on his hindlegs, each of his fore ones poised atop opposite sides of his gun belt.The Gunslinger knew a showdown was nigh-either he or his dog will die today.
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3eyelashes? Sam finished up, held his breath & hit the "Bring to Life" button on his state-of-the-art etch a sketch. She came out so pretty, Sam regretted giving her five legs &
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6eyed guest by the legs and swung so as to bang skulls with the bride, decking her. He then whacked at her chest with a juicy T-bone. "I said STAKE!" wailed the despairing minister.
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5Her stomach growled, & from the sound the stunned Garok was able to clearly make out: "F-ck politics, I'm dying of lead poisoning you dufus!" He pulled the pencils from her nostril
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6chiffon!" "Sure," said the clerk, & bellowed: "1 Walder Frey special!" Juliyah was abducted en route to school & taken back of the bake shop, to emerge as a delish layer cake. Papa