Finished Folds (341—360)
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3"Ralphie," I says to him "what've I got to be happy about?" My dog looks up at me with those wise eyes of his & replies:"Try to think of something only YOU have & no one else." Hmm
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5"Tell us your name," insisted the interrogator. "No!" said the doctor, & was soon gagging uncontrollably as the waterboarding commenced. "We'll get it out of you." "NO NO NO glug..
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2"& now for entertainment!" She upscaled her plot "I present.. Snoop Dogg!"As the sound of scratched records rose, The Guest reeled in agony.Having been reared on Tchaikovsky & Bach
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6These feisty kids reguralry attended Ms. Brown's assertiveness class, & wouldn't be easy prey. Bobby armed the RPG-7 & aimed down the hallway, where the old pervs were congregated.
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4a fool of myself swinging between vines like I was Tarzan, pot belly hanging out of my boxers. The chimps called me "Netflix" & spent the day cracking up & pointing at me. AAHHOOOO
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4where they'd been hibernating. He sprouted a second head & lost his gustation completely. Now he was eating cockroaches off the floor. The kitchen workers screamed in horror & fled
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5, torches aloft, surrounded the cathedral: "Come out & surrender!" But the clever sheep rang the bell thrice. "Three's for White Walkers!" yelled the mob leader. And off they ran.
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5Keith Richards thought of plain folk as "his people", though none of them could riff on a guitar like him. But just now he wished they'd quit their spasmic coughing- what's wrong w
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5, dispensing cheery instructions on how to murder Jasmine so her corpse would be perfect for the mystery party- with just the right amount of gore. She waxed Poirot's moustache so
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5I ordered the hottest escort available. On xmas eve, my "gift" was all over Winston the sec he entered the house.How could I know my son had in tow his unintroduced intended bride?
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4very considerately kept depositing more turds on her bed, so Granny had loads of company. & then- the miracle! On the 2,376th cat turd, our Granny awoke from her coma! What could
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4A pity, for when time came to consummate matters, the gap proved unbreachable: "We must part ways!" sang out Dicky Noir, his navel balanced precariously atop the fat woman's belly.
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4him to put ice on it. The police chief held a press conference & claimed his arsonist son wasn't to blame: "The diapers are what blew the town up!What does that baby eat, anyways?"
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3hot humans, served in a bun. "It's a real human's day," dogs utter, & wipe sweat from their foreheads.& in the Back to the Future remake, Doc Brown is killed by "Mad Human" Tannen.
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6I jostled thru looky-loos to the bridge's railing. "May I talk to him?" I asked the cop in charge. "Suit yourself." I stood by the suicider: "WE'RE GONNA JUMP TOGETHER, SUCKERS!"
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4danger. The train was transporting gold bullion & next morning's papers were calling his brilliantly executed heist "The Caper of the Century".His victory on Iron Chef was assured.
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6referred you to etiquette school, not say straight out I won't relent until you twerk on youtube." "But, Babs, I'm a supreme court justice, how will it look?!" 10,000,000 views.
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3Surprise Candidate (Angelina Jolie?)? But Al was a cautious man, & said:"Bob, I choose the Blonde!" Wrong answer, Al. Cause the "Surprise Candidate" turned out to be his wife, who
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5Madelyn brought her hairdresser in,& had her shampoo the head atop the pike until its hair shone &it smelled like roses. When Grandma kept complaining, TWO heads decorated our den.
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3In Shopko's expansive lobby was a fountain that poured into a pool. He would remove PJ's & slippers & skinny dip, then dress by shopping for each individual item of clothing. "Sir,