Finished Folds (361—380)
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5her in a purely platonic way, at least until she got plastic surgery, or he went blind, whichever came first. "Yeah, it's complicated," he answered her puzzled look as she slept.
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5place. Huey was the killer! Doc Brown danced a triumphant jig, forgetting he was tottering on the clock tower, holding the plug to his lightning generator. There goes Marty's ride.
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5& Hank the Husky rose on his hindlegs, each of his fore ones poised atop opposite sides of his gun belt.The Gunslinger knew a showdown was nigh-either he or his dog will die today.
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3eyelashes? Sam finished up, held his breath & hit the "Bring to Life" button on his state-of-the-art etch a sketch. She came out so pretty, Sam regretted giving her five legs &
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6eyed guest by the legs and swung so as to bang skulls with the bride, decking her. He then whacked at her chest with a juicy T-bone. "I said STAKE!" wailed the despairing minister.
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5Her stomach growled, & from the sound the stunned Garok was able to clearly make out: "F-ck politics, I'm dying of lead poisoning you dufus!" He pulled the pencils from her nostril
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6chiffon!" "Sure," said the clerk, & bellowed: "1 Walder Frey special!" Juliyah was abducted en route to school & taken back of the bake shop, to emerge as a delish layer cake. Papa
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2the sky & rasped:"Die if you fly!" Sam wasn't superstitious, but he HAD scheduled a flight for tonite,& the little lady was soo creepy... he cancelled.Next day Sam scanned the news
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3would act up, e.g., if asked to mow the lawn. No one could hear the mower over the grating sound the interaction between my bone segments made. "Never mind- I'LL do it...". Until,
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4of the Open Flies. While I copped a peek at my zipper, Cthulu yanked the lightbulb out my ear, unaware of its intimate ties with eardrum.Cthulu proudly used his new "conga" to play
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4where her endowments turned out to be overkill. Galled that her archery skills kicked ass, the amazons reached out to Dr. Snip's "Rejuve that Boob" mission, demanding TWO add-ons.
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3the head of Emperor Chu, who ordered all living things in it executed "...especiarry cat in bla!" Lucky for the cat it was Siamese, & the ambassador of that country was present. He
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7consideration for a drowning knight!" To add to his miserableness, King Barfur walked in. "Dear me, Sir Pansylot, have you wet your sleeping sack?" "Um, just getting baptized, Your
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4ate the cult member standing next to her. This made the leader nervous. "You'd best wash him down with some Kool-Aid," he offered Cindy."You first!" she growled, waving the pitcher
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4No one guessed how intelligent sea monkeys really were. Having this vast repository of knowledge available gave rise to the Planet of the Sea Monkeys & enslavement of fishkind.
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4But I had to be realistic. Still, I can take off my clothes in my own office if I want to! Off they came. A sense of independence shrouded me, until my CEO paid me a surprise visit
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1"What we riding, a horse?" I asked Wanda. "Not exactly." A great mewling noise broke the stilness, & the patter of running feet- & the flame exhaling beast took off. Wait.. "A d-dr
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3undead, who wasn't fine at all. He killed his brethren in a flash, & Buster found himself chased by tiny naked zombies. Buster knew that if you see their junk you turn, so he tried
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5I'm telling you why: Kim Jong's nuke is coming to town. He's making a launch, & arming it twice. Gonna find out, who gets vaporised. Kim Jong's nuke is comin' to town.
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5excavated from a local deposit. Mr. Miller smiled warmly & took a bite... *CRUNCH* "I broke my sheesh," he later explained his empty gums to Dr. Goodfeel, who ordered an emergency