Finished Folds (361—380)
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2the sky & rasped:"Die if you fly!" Sam wasn't superstitious, but he HAD scheduled a flight for tonite,& the little lady was soo creepy... he cancelled.Next day Sam scanned the news
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3would act up, e.g., if asked to mow the lawn. No one could hear the mower over the grating sound the interaction between my bone segments made. "Never mind- I'LL do it...". Until,
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4of the Open Flies. While I copped a peek at my zipper, Cthulu yanked the lightbulb out my ear, unaware of its intimate ties with eardrum.Cthulu proudly used his new "conga" to play
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4where her endowments turned out to be overkill. Galled that her archery skills kicked ass, the amazons reached out to Dr. Snip's "Rejuve that Boob" mission, demanding TWO add-ons.
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3the head of Emperor Chu, who ordered all living things in it executed "...especiarry cat in bla!" Lucky for the cat it was Siamese, & the ambassador of that country was present. He
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7consideration for a drowning knight!" To add to his miserableness, King Barfur walked in. "Dear me, Sir Pansylot, have you wet your sleeping sack?" "Um, just getting baptized, Your
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4ate the cult member standing next to her. This made the leader nervous. "You'd best wash him down with some Kool-Aid," he offered Cindy."You first!" she growled, waving the pitcher
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4No one guessed how intelligent sea monkeys really were. Having this vast repository of knowledge available gave rise to the Planet of the Sea Monkeys & enslavement of fishkind.
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4But I had to be realistic. Still, I can take off my clothes in my own office if I want to! Off they came. A sense of independence shrouded me, until my CEO paid me a surprise visit
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1"What we riding, a horse?" I asked Wanda. "Not exactly." A great mewling noise broke the stilness, & the patter of running feet- & the flame exhaling beast took off. Wait.. "A d-dr
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3undead, who wasn't fine at all. He killed his brethren in a flash, & Buster found himself chased by tiny naked zombies. Buster knew that if you see their junk you turn, so he tried
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5I'm telling you why: Kim Jong's nuke is coming to town. He's making a launch, & arming it twice. Gonna find out, who gets vaporised. Kim Jong's nuke is comin' to town.
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5excavated from a local deposit. Mr. Miller smiled warmly & took a bite... *CRUNCH* "I broke my sheesh," he later explained his empty gums to Dr. Goodfeel, who ordered an emergency
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5ence. All this, of course, was secondary to the urgency of alighting from the overturned Turtle of the Baskervilles' belly before it decided to take a crap. "Holmes!" I cried out,
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3That is...until she entered Dr. Snip's Invasive Makeover Salon! Now, neither she nor her baby can tell which is the real one. Order 2...the third one's on us*! *while supplies last
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4Megatron ruffled his copy of The Galactic Herald. "Have you seen this article?" he asked Central Computer. "No, Sir." "It portrays humans as hunger striking! You must refeed them".
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3tasty- it's good for you!" & she served us Mum on a bed of parsley & rosemary with a touch of thyme. "She's not only Mum... she's mmmm!" joked my sister, & we all laughed heartily.
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3hard to smile back thru the bandages & casts & tubes & instruments attached to me, but the lesson I got about proper undies hygiene was worth it. "Mom," I rasped "I'll always wear
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9, propping up his 1200 lb. with a dainty right flipper. An audible 'crack' ensued. "That was my gun hand!" yelped Manatee. The piranhas used an obliging squid to sign his cast.
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5I heard a gunshot at the other end, then sound of commotion. Finally, someone got on the line:"Sorry, the previous Nielson operator comitted suicide; from 1-10 how do you rate him?