Finished Folds (381—400)
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5ence. All this, of course, was secondary to the urgency of alighting from the overturned Turtle of the Baskervilles' belly before it decided to take a crap. "Holmes!" I cried out,
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3That is...until she entered Dr. Snip's Invasive Makeover Salon! Now, neither she nor her baby can tell which is the real one. Order 2...the third one's on us*! *while supplies last
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4Megatron ruffled his copy of The Galactic Herald. "Have you seen this article?" he asked Central Computer. "No, Sir." "It portrays humans as hunger striking! You must refeed them".
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3tasty- it's good for you!" & she served us Mum on a bed of parsley & rosemary with a touch of thyme. "She's not only Mum... she's mmmm!" joked my sister, & we all laughed heartily.
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3hard to smile back thru the bandages & casts & tubes & instruments attached to me, but the lesson I got about proper undies hygiene was worth it. "Mom," I rasped "I'll always wear
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9, propping up his 1200 lb. with a dainty right flipper. An audible 'crack' ensued. "That was my gun hand!" yelped Manatee. The piranhas used an obliging squid to sign his cast.
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5I heard a gunshot at the other end, then sound of commotion. Finally, someone got on the line:"Sorry, the previous Nielson operator comitted suicide; from 1-10 how do you rate him?
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3you have no right to keep those shurikens of mine in your chest. Hand them back!" Wincing, I yanked out the one lodged over my heart. "Here," I threw it into his open mouth. Shori.
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4ll of us marched on a police station to demand a cavity search. Unsatisfied with this humiliation, we ambushed an ob-gyn team so they'd examine us w. our feet in stirrups. FREEDOM!
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4She awoke in her bed, heart racing. A nightmare- that's all! Smiling, she turned to her husband, but found instead a fresh-from-the-oven life-size gingerbread man.How she screamed.
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4blow, meth & smack. The ward's staff was stoned come morning rounds. A wasted intern told Mrs. Fig, in for routine gall bladder surgery, that she had a week to live. Another doctor
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2shook hands with the human w.o. washing them first. "& where we come from, it's a great honor to get someone else's BM all over your hand." The human tried to slap the aliens, but
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3In disgust, I turned back to my cricket match. "How many weeks are we into this game, old chap?" I asked a heavily bearded player. "Not sure. But I started the match clean-shaven."
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6absentmindedly chucked my body in the casket w.o. remomoving the bubble wrap. When the casket was opened for viewing, mourners amused themselves by popping the bubbles. It tickled.
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3It made a nice sound. "This could be big!" the psycho enthused. He brought me human skulls of various sizes & I learned to play on them with my stump. We appeared together on AGT,
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4Militiamen burst into the tavern. "By order of the magistrate of Salem, we put thee, Samantha Stephens, & daughter Tabitha, under arrest for practicing witchcraft!" but Sam twitche
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5the eew-potential to make Scooby barf his entire sausage and onions pizza. The gallons of puke ruptured the bio membrane, and the entire troup found themselves in the next season.
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5Strange Leggy Creature was jailed in county lockup. "Y'all reckon a jury's gonna ba his tale?" Deputy Dick asked. Sheriff Wadd snorted:"Naw. Martians are green not purple, period."
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2at first, until her monumental bestseller hit the bookshelves. "I Was Held Captive by Ghosts & Moaned for Them" was an instant hit & transformed Cyndi into Papua's #1 strongman.
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4Brian faltered, reluctant to offer a motive for another's lunacies. Softly, he said: "Had you READ my fold, Howard, not just blindly liked it, you'd know I already told them why."