Finished Folds (381—400)
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3you have no right to keep those shurikens of mine in your chest. Hand them back!" Wincing, I yanked out the one lodged over my heart. "Here," I threw it into his open mouth. Shori.
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4ll of us marched on a police station to demand a cavity search. Unsatisfied with this humiliation, we ambushed an ob-gyn team so they'd examine us w. our feet in stirrups. FREEDOM!
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4She awoke in her bed, heart racing. A nightmare- that's all! Smiling, she turned to her husband, but found instead a fresh-from-the-oven life-size gingerbread man.How she screamed.
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4blow, meth & smack. The ward's staff was stoned come morning rounds. A wasted intern told Mrs. Fig, in for routine gall bladder surgery, that she had a week to live. Another doctor
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2shook hands with the human w.o. washing them first. "& where we come from, it's a great honor to get someone else's BM all over your hand." The human tried to slap the aliens, but
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3In disgust, I turned back to my cricket match. "How many weeks are we into this game, old chap?" I asked a heavily bearded player. "Not sure. But I started the match clean-shaven."
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6absentmindedly chucked my body in the casket w.o. remomoving the bubble wrap. When the casket was opened for viewing, mourners amused themselves by popping the bubbles. It tickled.
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3It made a nice sound. "This could be big!" the psycho enthused. He brought me human skulls of various sizes & I learned to play on them with my stump. We appeared together on AGT,
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4Militiamen burst into the tavern. "By order of the magistrate of Salem, we put thee, Samantha Stephens, & daughter Tabitha, under arrest for practicing witchcraft!" but Sam twitche
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5the eew-potential to make Scooby barf his entire sausage and onions pizza. The gallons of puke ruptured the bio membrane, and the entire troup found themselves in the next season.
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5Strange Leggy Creature was jailed in county lockup. "Y'all reckon a jury's gonna ba his tale?" Deputy Dick asked. Sheriff Wadd snorted:"Naw. Martians are green not purple, period."
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2at first, until her monumental bestseller hit the bookshelves. "I Was Held Captive by Ghosts & Moaned for Them" was an instant hit & transformed Cyndi into Papua's #1 strongman.
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4Brian faltered, reluctant to offer a motive for another's lunacies. Softly, he said: "Had you READ my fold, Howard, not just blindly liked it, you'd know I already told them why."
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2's co-executives worked out a counter deal:Frank would relinquish his hold of the door, & they'd consider using a DIFFERENT dog in the next sausage batch.Frank barked his decision:
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3wanted ads for a job that paid more the less you worked. "Wanted: A tester for Evil Scientist video games" Should be a cinch! But upon arriving he was strapped into a scary looking
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4from all crimes comitted in the vicinity & focused entirely on ME:"Exit your vehicle & keep your paws where we can see them!" "What, officers, is it illegal to wear a rabbit suit?"
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4The hi-tec butane torch flickered eerily. Those assembled around the seance table shuddered. "It's a signal from the beyond!" cried the medium. "Battery at 15%!" said the torch.
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3The salivating audiences watching the commercial were unaware of the pathos surrounding Ed's immersion in flour & being bagged & thrown into an oven & pooping. The less you know...
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4passing tank ran him over. Ouch! David was devastated; the whole night buddies were being killed in front of him. Who was next? The quartermaster approached:"I made sausage.."BOOM!
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1mass destruction & settled for a flame thrower. He aimed it at the lousy door & fired away: "Here's for making a booboo on my finger!" The door was soon toast, but his house was on