Finished Folds (461—480)
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4Betty's assertiveness lasted until Batman began yelling "Nala!" in his sleep. She accepted his cat orientation. She'd have species reassignment surgery. "No prob," Dr. Snip assured
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6gun's trigger, trying to blow his own head off. Not for the first time that night- nothing happened. It was the humiliation that finally killed him.
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5the planet Betazed just when it was celebrating the wedding of the millenium. The sky above him started raining invitees. It was the most X-rated planet expiration imagina... BOOM!
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6melodious, so the opera goers forgot his state of dishabille. In fact, when it came Pavarotti's time to join Bob onstage, the mob felt he was way overdressed: "Chuck the tux!" they
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4"See," smiled the Toys R Us salesman "sound asleep when he lands- you just put him back in the box!" Daddy Daddy PLEASE can I have the jack-in-the-box with the cool man in it! O.k.
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5That was last month. Now, Gerd & I snuck into the clinic's lab after hours. On a counter were that day's urine samples. I popped a lid & gave a sniff. "Exquisite bouquet!" I enthus
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4sensibilities by offering herself to one of the gingerbread men. Outraged, I gobble him up, bringing out Poopoo's rebellious side. She meows nastily at me as I choke on a toothpick
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7I hated what I had to do. Oxygen (named after what his farts left you craving for) was a smart dog, & tended to the shuttle's fuel cells (his forte)-but I needed food! Sorrowfully,
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7This led to the Great Undertakers' Strike. With nowhere to go, people refused to die, crumbling the zombie government's voter base. President Umf appeared on Seinfeld to no avail.
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7lind dated each other. "Hey," he wheezed, shocked to see her "Your profile didn't mention an oxygen tank." "& I'd no idea you'd be so withered." It was like old times. "Will you ma
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2um colored bow tie. You don't want to dress nerdier than the attending cleric. I grabbed at the nearest item to wrap around my neck & produced a boa. I was good until it slithered
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4Columbo pocketed his tape measure & stepped thoughtfully away from the tub. "We're gonna have to reenact this one," he decided. "O.k., o.k! We did it!" The fat lady had sung.
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7, suffice he was finally being noticed, & he had his BO to thank for that. As entire crowds parted for him like the Red Sea, he resolved never to bathe again>> Skunk Punk- Origins.
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3the dolphin dialed Dr. Derriere's number. He said that after seeing Fifty Shades it hit him that he had no proper rear end and would like a "spankable" implant. Dr Derriere invited
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11like a red hot tamali. I remove the champagne bottles from the top of a pail & sit down. Ahhh! Dr. Derriere looks alarmed. Too late, I find they kept live lobsters in the ice, too.
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4Realizing his potential as a masseur, the robber aborted his job and left. The teller was ultimately inducted into the Muppets hall of fame as the greatest Beaker voice-over EVER.
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2So if Doc says you've only got a month to live, or if your mother-in-law moves in for good, remember to put things in their proper perspective. You could have been bald!
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5go on a fishing trip with her so we can bond properly. In the spirit of openness that ensued, Whiskers confided in me she didn't MEAN to leave hairs all over my sofa. "We cats have
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7to bring her glasses. On her first swing she caught the poor referee square on the chin. In between rounds she confused corners & sat on her opponent's lap.He wasn't into old women
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3. Next thing, Jose found himself in a strange room, seeing the faces gathered there as if from inside a monitor. "The next level of law enforcement!" cried one "Introducing... Robo