Finished Folds (461—480)
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4. The school's name changed to Johnny's Premium Prep & Casino. Students who had heretofore taken no interest in math were becoming accomplished savants. School boards lauded Johnny
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6Folks placed orders from underneath tables in shaky whispers. They got punished for saying stuff like pea, breast, or rump. Even the DAR got banned for giving it a 5-girdle rating.
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4On board, startled flight attendants showed him to first class, calling him "Your Majesty". Upon landing, thousands of locals kneeled reverently.He's been on the throne ever since.
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3onto the windshield of the car behind, causing multiple collisions & a cacophony of screeches & honks. Traffic jammed for miles each way. "Something wrong, Officer?" Clark Griswold
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9Col. Sanders was a kind soul at heart, so no one took his threat seriously. Thus, the ravenous kraken was the only one who was served a decent meal that day.
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3Diedre's eyes widened in delight: "Why, it's red, my fave color! Do drive closer to it!" Ignoring the oncoming train, I obeyed. Now, sprawled in my coffin, I recalled those last mo
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40 pound brute named The Hulk. Dad was bitchin' just cuz I demolished the movie theatre after the jerk sitting in front of us refused to crop his liberty spikes so I could see the
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4Betty's assertiveness lasted until Batman began yelling "Nala!" in his sleep. She accepted his cat orientation. She'd have species reassignment surgery. "No prob," Dr. Snip assured
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6gun's trigger, trying to blow his own head off. Not for the first time that night- nothing happened. It was the humiliation that finally killed him.
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5the planet Betazed just when it was celebrating the wedding of the millenium. The sky above him started raining invitees. It was the most X-rated planet expiration imagina... BOOM!
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6melodious, so the opera goers forgot his state of dishabille. In fact, when it came Pavarotti's time to join Bob onstage, the mob felt he was way overdressed: "Chuck the tux!" they
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4"See," smiled the Toys R Us salesman "sound asleep when he lands- you just put him back in the box!" Daddy Daddy PLEASE can I have the jack-in-the-box with the cool man in it! O.k.
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5That was last month. Now, Gerd & I snuck into the clinic's lab after hours. On a counter were that day's urine samples. I popped a lid & gave a sniff. "Exquisite bouquet!" I enthus
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4sensibilities by offering herself to one of the gingerbread men. Outraged, I gobble him up, bringing out Poopoo's rebellious side. She meows nastily at me as I choke on a toothpick
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7I hated what I had to do. Oxygen (named after what his farts left you craving for) was a smart dog, & tended to the shuttle's fuel cells (his forte)-but I needed food! Sorrowfully,
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7This led to the Great Undertakers' Strike. With nowhere to go, people refused to die, crumbling the zombie government's voter base. President Umf appeared on Seinfeld to no avail.
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7lind dated each other. "Hey," he wheezed, shocked to see her "Your profile didn't mention an oxygen tank." "& I'd no idea you'd be so withered." It was like old times. "Will you ma
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2um colored bow tie. You don't want to dress nerdier than the attending cleric. I grabbed at the nearest item to wrap around my neck & produced a boa. I was good until it slithered
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4Columbo pocketed his tape measure & stepped thoughtfully away from the tub. "We're gonna have to reenact this one," he decided. "O.k., o.k! We did it!" The fat lady had sung.
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7, suffice he was finally being noticed, & he had his BO to thank for that. As entire crowds parted for him like the Red Sea, he resolved never to bathe again>> Skunk Punk- Origins.