Finished Folds (441—460)
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5along slowly so as not to dislodge the gliding Queen Fufu Latifa's headdress or disturb her breakdancing as she barked out what sounded to Bella like sophisticated rap,but probably
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6helped, as the bird-kind now had a nutritional source not smushed on windshields. But... how did the drive-thrus get hold of so many dead bugs? Were they employing proper hygiene?
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11but if you'll REALLY use these fruit adventure Tic Tacs as dentures, they're yours for nada." Freed of that expense, Tod put on the Tic Tacs & rushed to his tryout as anchorman for
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12ersity professor went postal when the question for "This starship captain kicked the most ass" turned up "who is Picard", but casualties were light & Trebek survived so no bigee.
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6A prequel is also in the works - "He's got Poops" - that traces the events leading to his choice of profession, & details the agony that elicited the shrieks that brought him fame.
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3head lice found themselves whisked to the podium in middle of our backyard. Al's performance rocked, but the lion he let loose for "Like a Surgeon" was overkill. It chased the kids
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4"I've had to put down my human, you know," said a Saluki in a Brooks Brothers tux, puffing lustily on an Aristoff. "Got tired of filling his bowl with caviar and cleaning his poop.
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8"Time to take your temperature. Open up, doc!" 'nurse' Bugs Bunny ordered, put the thermometer in my mouth & lit it. It was a dynamite stick. In my dream, I watched horrified as th
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3Two officials studied the wreckage of the cockpit. "The head pilot was a crossdresser," concluded Det. Manatee. "Yes," agreed Columbo, "but why is the bra around his eyes?" "Beats
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3nostrils of the trapped obese man. "I'll handle this." Holmes got his revolver & aimed. Mr. Wells near fainted, but the doorposts were blown away & he was freed. "Watson, what diet
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6"No foul, brother," Squidling #017 assured Bond with a 16-tentacle bear hug. "We're a resilient family. Let's not forget which part of YOURS had to regenerate after Casino Royale!"
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8were unaware of the caution that applying huge amounts of kerosene to their hair entailed. Reality struck when Bobby leaned his head into the oven to inspect a cake. "MOM!!!" Timmy
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3, but she proudly waved her pair about throughout the ride, & might have ended up marrying the ticket collector, had not the absence of her Depends made itself felt after lunch.
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4. The school's name changed to Johnny's Premium Prep & Casino. Students who had heretofore taken no interest in math were becoming accomplished savants. School boards lauded Johnny
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6Folks placed orders from underneath tables in shaky whispers. They got punished for saying stuff like pea, breast, or rump. Even the DAR got banned for giving it a 5-girdle rating.
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4On board, startled flight attendants showed him to first class, calling him "Your Majesty". Upon landing, thousands of locals kneeled reverently.He's been on the throne ever since.
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3onto the windshield of the car behind, causing multiple collisions & a cacophony of screeches & honks. Traffic jammed for miles each way. "Something wrong, Officer?" Clark Griswold
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9Col. Sanders was a kind soul at heart, so no one took his threat seriously. Thus, the ravenous kraken was the only one who was served a decent meal that day.
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3Diedre's eyes widened in delight: "Why, it's red, my fave color! Do drive closer to it!" Ignoring the oncoming train, I obeyed. Now, sprawled in my coffin, I recalled those last mo
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40 pound brute named The Hulk. Dad was bitchin' just cuz I demolished the movie theatre after the jerk sitting in front of us refused to crop his liberty spikes so I could see the