Finished Folds (441—460)
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3were buoyed considerably, & Howard felt Whoopee Cushion Company was floating on a cloud. He got to decorate the White House & Trump tweeted the noises made by VIPs as they reclined
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4"Lady, you need to rethink this!" the service rep cried, dangling under the chandelier he hugged. She stood below with a vrooming chainsaw taken from hardware dept. "You'll refund
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4The makeshift fertilizer worked far better than he bargained for. The entire woods began sprouting marijuana, & anyone wandering inside became a junkie, including whole DEA teams.
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5, but found the nibbling sensations strangely arousing, & her toe getting smaller was like free plastic surgery. Daenerys went ballistic at Drogo for having shrunk the 'kids': "You
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8vowed to scratch lamprey pie off her list of treats. Anyway, her family solemnly accepted Aunt Mildred's death wish, cuz she was kin, & also rich & they were all in her will. So th
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3stayed home another week without calling in. After that, it was like her job never existed. Now all Taipan had to do was win the lottery. Or murder her millionaire spinster aunt.Or
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3with repairs. Seeing her reach for her toolkit brought home what shit they were all in. "NO-OO!!" screamed Ruby & Sykes. The creaking open of the box was the last sound they heard.
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5along slowly so as not to dislodge the gliding Queen Fufu Latifa's headdress or disturb her breakdancing as she barked out what sounded to Bella like sophisticated rap,but probably
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6helped, as the bird-kind now had a nutritional source not smushed on windshields. But... how did the drive-thrus get hold of so many dead bugs? Were they employing proper hygiene?
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11but if you'll REALLY use these fruit adventure Tic Tacs as dentures, they're yours for nada." Freed of that expense, Tod put on the Tic Tacs & rushed to his tryout as anchorman for
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12ersity professor went postal when the question for "This starship captain kicked the most ass" turned up "who is Picard", but casualties were light & Trebek survived so no bigee.
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6A prequel is also in the works - "He's got Poops" - that traces the events leading to his choice of profession, & details the agony that elicited the shrieks that brought him fame.
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3head lice found themselves whisked to the podium in middle of our backyard. Al's performance rocked, but the lion he let loose for "Like a Surgeon" was overkill. It chased the kids
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4"I've had to put down my human, you know," said a Saluki in a Brooks Brothers tux, puffing lustily on an Aristoff. "Got tired of filling his bowl with caviar and cleaning his poop.
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8"Time to take your temperature. Open up, doc!" 'nurse' Bugs Bunny ordered, put the thermometer in my mouth & lit it. It was a dynamite stick. In my dream, I watched horrified as th
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3Two officials studied the wreckage of the cockpit. "The head pilot was a crossdresser," concluded Det. Manatee. "Yes," agreed Columbo, "but why is the bra around his eyes?" "Beats
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3nostrils of the trapped obese man. "I'll handle this." Holmes got his revolver & aimed. Mr. Wells near fainted, but the doorposts were blown away & he was freed. "Watson, what diet
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6"No foul, brother," Squidling #017 assured Bond with a 16-tentacle bear hug. "We're a resilient family. Let's not forget which part of YOURS had to regenerate after Casino Royale!"
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8were unaware of the caution that applying huge amounts of kerosene to their hair entailed. Reality struck when Bobby leaned his head into the oven to inspect a cake. "MOM!!!" Timmy
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3, but she proudly waved her pair about throughout the ride, & might have ended up marrying the ticket collector, had not the absence of her Depends made itself felt after lunch.