Finished Folds (481—500)
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9The man under the upside down Sopwith Camel sighed in relief- Cuckoo Glue DID work! His palms held fast to the wing. Things were looking good... until Snoopy spotted the Red Baron.
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5There we were, on top of the Sphinx's head, stranded in our balloon indefinitely- & I felt so lucky. I mean, imagine if this voyage had been MY idea & not my wife's! Suddenly, we s
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5Seasoned folders were perplexed by the content of the latest folds, which conveyed nothing more than a series of grunts and whines. A delegation was sent to the plant Kashyyyk, to
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4his doctor days. Patients would be wheeled into his operating theater for routine tonsillectomy, & emerge w/o a heart. They would then refuse their kids Xbox's, & deny their wives
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6nice for sharing his secret, & binged on Jack Daniels to get wise themselves. Soon, the sheriff had a holding cell full of drunks. "Itsh cuz of zhuh Wise Imp!" hiccuped his deputy.
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10Worse, Aunt Valetta's hair was dyed a weird shade of turqoise. Her concert over, she said "This way, babe!", put on a black helmet & made me mount a Harley-Davidson behind her. WTF
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6man-eating bad boy, that could intimidate Vinnie the Maimer who the circus was into for big bucks. The trainer mistook Dandy for such a lion, & eagerly captured him. "Saved!" he t
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6The patron said: "Maybe THIS will make it perfectly clear" & undressed completely. "Now, bring me my steak." "You can't do that!" protested the waiter, indicating a sign that read:
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4Yes, my ex had been the sweetest of souls, & it took years of constant nagging & harrasing before he was honed into the venomous killing machine he has become. You know him as "The
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5cook me alive. I dipped my corrosion resistant med pacifier in lava & stuck it in the savage's mouth. He gave a greedy suck & -voila- was thrilling his tribe with a sick wild dance
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9How doth thou go by such an appellation, if bringeth thee nought but anguish upon the hearts of thine beholders?" The chaste Joy seemed struck by the paradox thus exposed, but then
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5The man says: "If only you'd get off me- I can't breathe!" The woman: "I wish you'd speak up, Dear, I don't hear you." Clearly, they're in a crisis. Being a couples counselor, I go
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3ies! The tantalizing smell from my oven must have driven the poor beetle crazy. I sat him down, served him some squares & told him to dig in. That's why I know how he got his name.
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7instructed. There would likely be tons of media there when he prevented Doomsday from nuking Metropolis, & Superman needed to look his best. Should she warn him about his open fly?
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6to manipulate him! Now Pinocchio fathomed the sudden urges that would overcome him to polish Giuseppe's shoes or buy him porn. To his dismay, he heard the hypnotic chords beginning
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5d I want everyone to know what a special pet she was. This is her epitaph. Julie was a good soul who never said anything inappropriate. She wasn't picky with her food, either. RIP.
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11The crazy ass band members would point at their own feet every few seconds so the crowd would get the point. When Mad Men Wear Shoes invited Ellie onstage she near flatlined. "OMG!
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9Dr. Goodfeel Drinkingstein told us eating the "select" fish he caught as we swam would ramp up our omega-3. "Mercury poisoning is a myth," he said. Soon, our skin turned oddly pink
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4think so," he hissed. She was relieved, wanting no one to identify the lazy bum who so neglected the grass. To be safe, they slept beneath the bed, which proved quite the turn-on.
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5greedy- a match made in heaven. Thing is, her family's golfing club didn't admit sewer workers as a rule, so I became "a stockbroker". Her mom, however, began sniffing the air: "Hm