Finished Folds (501—520)
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5more ground if we hug while searching'" said the village idiot. So he & the village knave embraced & twirled around looking for the baker, the idiot unaware he's being pickpocketed
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6in the bowl when Grandpa entered to dump a deuce, 'cause he came out assless. Grandpa was proud of his new look, and offered assendectomies for 5$. Sadly, the shark OD'd on Draino,
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4As it turned out, Custer was being shot to death at the time, & so was ruled out as a suspect. That left Chief Crazy Horse. Det. Manatee was wary of visiting his teepee, given the
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2to have a third of Homeland Security parked on my stoop. "I do NOT work for ISIS!" I screamed for the umpteenth time "I just wanted to collect on my burnt car! Pl... glug glug..."
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4It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.
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2As the maiden lied to him over & over, Gudrun got more attracted. No one had made him feel this way since his folks told him about the tooth fairy, & his bro Jim about how babies
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3my former life back. It sucks to be Cookie Monster!" But then the old man's wife brought in a plate of toll house cookies, & she lost it: "ME LOVE COOKIES!" She ate cookies, plate,
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4Mrs. Lynnard was force-fed liver & beans 24/7, but there wasn't enough of her blood. The newly bitten Dr. Moodle cleverly cloned her so that each vampire could have their personal
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4behaved himself & did not take inappropriate advantage of his position. Bob's self reserve was augmented by the copious blood flowing from his scalp, & that I learned surgery from
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4d to the skeptical detective. I was on thin ice, cuz Manatee had gone so far as to divorce a wife for having claimed to see an underwater unicorn. Manatee had dropped out of school
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7pointedly gave me the ball & glanced meaningfully at Cersei who had 2 strikes. I sighed, wound up, fired a changeup. She swung & missed. "Out!" yelled the umpire, and was executed.
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5The shocked butler was in Belize & Speedo trunks when Det Lomklump's men handcuffed him: "I wasn't even in the victim's country when the murder occured!" he protested, shivering.
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3fiercely, accidentally slicing through the viewing screen, effectively cutting Ian McDiarmid's character in half. The theater erupted in cheering. Ding dong, the Emperor's dead...
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5I left the theater & was surprised to see a sign advertising the candidacy of a certain "Donald Trump" for the Presidancy. Had Coolidge died, then? & since when do cars go so fast?
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7about 4 miles to Broketush Ridge. Grant's cavalry will approach it from" -I drew an 'x'- "here. My only hope, Shelley, are your life insurance policies. Can I pay in horsemeat?"
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7This tenet governed his actions as he reverently typed away, taking great pains not to desecrate the preceding fold. He'd purified himself beforehand by bathing in a frozen lake, &
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5but Aunt Em held up her hand: "Me first, Dorothy. I've just bought the most delightful bear rug. I'll cherish it as long as I live!" Shit. Gotta make up some other death for cuz.
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2it was their anniversary, but what to expect from a guy who doesn't know his own wife's cel number. At the bridge, his tense "who r u?" didn't help matters. "The person you married
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4Bill discovered just because Bo Derek got away with it didn't mean HE could. The Prude Police had him tuck it in & sent him to a nevernude colony, where you even showered in a tux.
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6"James, did you give Jimmy his zombie meds?" Did he? Heart thumping, he raced to the den where their toddler had already swallowed most of the baby. "Not a 100 percent sure, Honey!