Finished Folds (501—520)
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3ies! The tantalizing smell from my oven must have driven the poor beetle crazy. I sat him down, served him some squares & told him to dig in. That's why I know how he got his name.
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7instructed. There would likely be tons of media there when he prevented Doomsday from nuking Metropolis, & Superman needed to look his best. Should she warn him about his open fly?
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6to manipulate him! Now Pinocchio fathomed the sudden urges that would overcome him to polish Giuseppe's shoes or buy him porn. To his dismay, he heard the hypnotic chords beginning
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5d I want everyone to know what a special pet she was. This is her epitaph. Julie was a good soul who never said anything inappropriate. She wasn't picky with her food, either. RIP.
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11The crazy ass band members would point at their own feet every few seconds so the crowd would get the point. When Mad Men Wear Shoes invited Ellie onstage she near flatlined. "OMG!
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9Dr. Goodfeel Drinkingstein told us eating the "select" fish he caught as we swam would ramp up our omega-3. "Mercury poisoning is a myth," he said. Soon, our skin turned oddly pink
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4think so," he hissed. She was relieved, wanting no one to identify the lazy bum who so neglected the grass. To be safe, they slept beneath the bed, which proved quite the turn-on.
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5greedy- a match made in heaven. Thing is, her family's golfing club didn't admit sewer workers as a rule, so I became "a stockbroker". Her mom, however, began sniffing the air: "Hm
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5more ground if we hug while searching'" said the village idiot. So he & the village knave embraced & twirled around looking for the baker, the idiot unaware he's being pickpocketed
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6in the bowl when Grandpa entered to dump a deuce, 'cause he came out assless. Grandpa was proud of his new look, and offered assendectomies for 5$. Sadly, the shark OD'd on Draino,
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4As it turned out, Custer was being shot to death at the time, & so was ruled out as a suspect. That left Chief Crazy Horse. Det. Manatee was wary of visiting his teepee, given the
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2to have a third of Homeland Security parked on my stoop. "I do NOT work for ISIS!" I screamed for the umpteenth time "I just wanted to collect on my burnt car! Pl... glug glug..."
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4It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.
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2As the maiden lied to him over & over, Gudrun got more attracted. No one had made him feel this way since his folks told him about the tooth fairy, & his bro Jim about how babies
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3my former life back. It sucks to be Cookie Monster!" But then the old man's wife brought in a plate of toll house cookies, & she lost it: "ME LOVE COOKIES!" She ate cookies, plate,
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4Mrs. Lynnard was force-fed liver & beans 24/7, but there wasn't enough of her blood. The newly bitten Dr. Moodle cleverly cloned her so that each vampire could have their personal
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4behaved himself & did not take inappropriate advantage of his position. Bob's self reserve was augmented by the copious blood flowing from his scalp, & that I learned surgery from
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4d to the skeptical detective. I was on thin ice, cuz Manatee had gone so far as to divorce a wife for having claimed to see an underwater unicorn. Manatee had dropped out of school
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7pointedly gave me the ball & glanced meaningfully at Cersei who had 2 strikes. I sighed, wound up, fired a changeup. She swung & missed. "Out!" yelled the umpire, and was executed.
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5The shocked butler was in Belize & Speedo trunks when Det Lomklump's men handcuffed him: "I wasn't even in the victim's country when the murder occured!" he protested, shivering.