Finished Folds (521—540)
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5near the edge of insanity. To make their mood plummet as a sick fold they posted gets spammed six ways to Sunday. It's our way of maintaining nature's balance. So if your fold gets
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5"A Compilation of the Cumulative Accomplishments of the Last 5 U.S. Presidents". Ah! He forked over the $50, knowing Trump will appreciate the tome & have no trouble reading it.
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4Mike sighed his relief: "Mystery solved! These symptoms had me worried." He used some chewed-out corn cobs to plug up the holes his intestines were oozing out of. "Great BBQ, Dave!
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8was folded neatly over a chair. No sign of the singer herself. Did that wild night together really happen? Why did she up & take flight? I vaguely recall her dubbing me "Angel of T
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4. "Luigi, don't you understand? The 'shrooms are medicinal, watcha me grow!" "But Mario," blurted Luigi, "You notta growing!" "That's because you notta looking in the right spot!"
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4Stalker: Yes, my love, kick it as hard as you can- leave your sweet mark on me. And I love you all the more for your candor. Together, we shall crusade against cocoa & pollen, and
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14It hit me then that when Jenny said she was having rhinoplasty- she meant it! Instead of adjusting her nose to the rest of her, she went all rhino! How many times a day to feed her
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6I artfully nudged a spectator so he fell into a puddle of anaconda digestive acid. "Lots of room in this snake now!" & I joined the crowd of connoisseurs ooing over Kusama's perky
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11Natch, teach saw the note in Emily's hand, & plucked it from her prostrate form. "Passing notes in class?" he chided us over the inert girl. "Hmm, 'Good Job'? What sort of job?" We
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4mistake was to introduce myself to my hogtied victim awaiting slaughter. Her eyes widened in shock: "What?! I'm to be murdered by someone named just 'Steve'? Is that even legal?" I
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9eject him from the Batmobile right now! Holy guano... that was the nuclear Batballs I propelled! I only hope they carry far enough to explode offshore on some tourist resort or
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3my mom & dad were such extroverts- but live and learn. Well, this explains a lot of things, I thought, as I raised my booming baritone voice to egg them on with a loud Irish ditty.
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6"Mawster Bruce, is that really you? Have you undergone the ultimate mutation and become a bat? Do I finally get Wayne Manor for myself? Can I stop pretending I live for wiping your
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3Was her tired state what made her press the button for the lift's sprinkler system instead? Regardless, to Earth's jubilant new rulers she remains "Simon Bolivar of the Gremlins".
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4shocked, having figured as much upon dining at the Subway & puking for days later. But Det. Manatee discovered roaches were not only IN the food- they actually prepared it! "Why,
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4at him. Marcus nervously weighed the odds. "O.k.," he finally began, "It's true I tortured to death everyone who mattered to you. Now keep your word & don't shoot me!" "Oh, I won't
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5s the park to perform a Rolling Bones concert. There wasn't a moist eye in the crowd as Darryl Bones belted out "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" using Wood's ribcage for percussion. It
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5him to Neptune. "Houston ground control, this is the mermistress requesting launch permission for me & my 'maids & Seamus Levine. Over." "Mermistress, you are cleared for takeoff!"
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4. I ranted on in this manner until Mom saw fit to remind me Trump hadn't even assumed Office yet. But I wanted so desperately to believe he was evil, I went to Washington & begged
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18know why Dr. Goodfeel sold me the same exact kit last month as a pregnancy test, but I trust his homeopathic expertise enough to fork over the $500 each time without whining. Also,