Finished Folds (521—540)
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3fiercely, accidentally slicing through the viewing screen, effectively cutting Ian McDiarmid's character in half. The theater erupted in cheering. Ding dong, the Emperor's dead...
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5I left the theater & was surprised to see a sign advertising the candidacy of a certain "Donald Trump" for the Presidancy. Had Coolidge died, then? & since when do cars go so fast?
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7about 4 miles to Broketush Ridge. Grant's cavalry will approach it from" -I drew an 'x'- "here. My only hope, Shelley, are your life insurance policies. Can I pay in horsemeat?"
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7This tenet governed his actions as he reverently typed away, taking great pains not to desecrate the preceding fold. He'd purified himself beforehand by bathing in a frozen lake, &
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5but Aunt Em held up her hand: "Me first, Dorothy. I've just bought the most delightful bear rug. I'll cherish it as long as I live!" Shit. Gotta make up some other death for cuz.
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2it was their anniversary, but what to expect from a guy who doesn't know his own wife's cel number. At the bridge, his tense "who r u?" didn't help matters. "The person you married
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4Bill discovered just because Bo Derek got away with it didn't mean HE could. The Prude Police had him tuck it in & sent him to a nevernude colony, where you even showered in a tux.
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6"James, did you give Jimmy his zombie meds?" Did he? Heart thumping, he raced to the den where their toddler had already swallowed most of the baby. "Not a 100 percent sure, Honey!
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5near the edge of insanity. To make their mood plummet as a sick fold they posted gets spammed six ways to Sunday. It's our way of maintaining nature's balance. So if your fold gets
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5"A Compilation of the Cumulative Accomplishments of the Last 5 U.S. Presidents". Ah! He forked over the $50, knowing Trump will appreciate the tome & have no trouble reading it.
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4Mike sighed his relief: "Mystery solved! These symptoms had me worried." He used some chewed-out corn cobs to plug up the holes his intestines were oozing out of. "Great BBQ, Dave!
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8was folded neatly over a chair. No sign of the singer herself. Did that wild night together really happen? Why did she up & take flight? I vaguely recall her dubbing me "Angel of T
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4. "Luigi, don't you understand? The 'shrooms are medicinal, watcha me grow!" "But Mario," blurted Luigi, "You notta growing!" "That's because you notta looking in the right spot!"
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4Stalker: Yes, my love, kick it as hard as you can- leave your sweet mark on me. And I love you all the more for your candor. Together, we shall crusade against cocoa & pollen, and
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14It hit me then that when Jenny said she was having rhinoplasty- she meant it! Instead of adjusting her nose to the rest of her, she went all rhino! How many times a day to feed her
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6I artfully nudged a spectator so he fell into a puddle of anaconda digestive acid. "Lots of room in this snake now!" & I joined the crowd of connoisseurs ooing over Kusama's perky
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11Natch, teach saw the note in Emily's hand, & plucked it from her prostrate form. "Passing notes in class?" he chided us over the inert girl. "Hmm, 'Good Job'? What sort of job?" We
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4mistake was to introduce myself to my hogtied victim awaiting slaughter. Her eyes widened in shock: "What?! I'm to be murdered by someone named just 'Steve'? Is that even legal?" I
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9eject him from the Batmobile right now! Holy guano... that was the nuclear Batballs I propelled! I only hope they carry far enough to explode offshore on some tourist resort or
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3my mom & dad were such extroverts- but live and learn. Well, this explains a lot of things, I thought, as I raised my booming baritone voice to egg them on with a loud Irish ditty.