Finished Folds (541—560)
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6"Mawster Bruce, is that really you? Have you undergone the ultimate mutation and become a bat? Do I finally get Wayne Manor for myself? Can I stop pretending I live for wiping your
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3Was her tired state what made her press the button for the lift's sprinkler system instead? Regardless, to Earth's jubilant new rulers she remains "Simon Bolivar of the Gremlins".
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4shocked, having figured as much upon dining at the Subway & puking for days later. But Det. Manatee discovered roaches were not only IN the food- they actually prepared it! "Why,
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4at him. Marcus nervously weighed the odds. "O.k.," he finally began, "It's true I tortured to death everyone who mattered to you. Now keep your word & don't shoot me!" "Oh, I won't
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5s the park to perform a Rolling Bones concert. There wasn't a moist eye in the crowd as Darryl Bones belted out "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" using Wood's ribcage for percussion. It
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5him to Neptune. "Houston ground control, this is the mermistress requesting launch permission for me & my 'maids & Seamus Levine. Over." "Mermistress, you are cleared for takeoff!"
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4. I ranted on in this manner until Mom saw fit to remind me Trump hadn't even assumed Office yet. But I wanted so desperately to believe he was evil, I went to Washington & begged
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18know why Dr. Goodfeel sold me the same exact kit last month as a pregnancy test, but I trust his homeopathic expertise enough to fork over the $500 each time without whining. Also,
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6inquired the waitress, subtly tilting the silver platter she carried so I could see squirrels in various postures, their flattened pelts bearing tread marks. "Got a Michelin?" I
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4in the conga line too, shuffling forward gracelessly, loosing patties whose pungent aroma added to the festive aura. Sam wasn't too drunk to make a mental note to scrape his shoes
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2vidly remembered the thrilling opener, when Mom carved up their honoured guest (Galvoni from New Jersey) along with the roast, & calmly dished out the pasta. "You can't tell anyone
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4even baby demons grow up, & it was time to enrol the pair at Floot's Preparatory. To get in, though, they would need to impress the headmaster, Mr. Spankton. "Polish your horns!" I
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4: he hated vaccines. So when Dr. Grabby turned him over & removed his diaper for an MMR shot, Clark Kent 2 let loose a HyperFart. The poor MD clutched his throat & turned all blue,
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5nuclear powered submarine piloted by a time-travelling Spock could do it in much less. However, the convicts aboard the more conventional craft were usually in no hurry anyways, &
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6culminated in this reporter dodging throwing stars and stray nunchuck swings. "E-excuse me, big-scary-cloaked and-hooded-dude-san, can I get a quote for my pap...ungh!" When I woke
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4hurled herself into the sea after it, vacating the wooden panel that held her aloft. A panting Jack mounted it, gratefully avoiding hypothermia. Too bad about Rose, but, honestly,
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5Charlie Chan. It must have dawned on someone that the only thing lacking was a juicy murder, because suddenly one of the revellers, dressed as Trump, screamed and clutched his/her
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4In between sobs, she poured out her tragic story; how everyone in school liked her & wanted to be with her, so she had no time for herself. "Why can't I be a reject like YOU?" she
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3n aboriginal witch doctor. My bro Jarli claims that had Pops been sober when doing his sacred fire rituals to cure flatfoot, his patients would be track stars- not paraplegics. I
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7"Michael is a good baby, aren't you?" Mrs. Myers cooed at her child. The infant's grin broadened- & that's when she spotted the hedge shears. In a flash, the playpen wiring was cut