Finished Folds (561—580)
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7wigwams in the "American Frontier" section. Entire tribes had been burned alive. But what of the volumes? Did any of the library's books survive the rampage? I passed slaughtered
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6he placed his dad in old age home. Soon everyone down to the personal valet provided by the posh residence had guilt feelings. After denying him a 4th filet mignon, Chef hung himse
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2had been tossed on top as an afterthought, since anchovies alone might not bring out the full flavor of the cheese. So there was lots of pizza for all, including Det. Manatee, who
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4his widow sued Dr. Wikid. But the wily savant was prepared, & conducted a seance using the judge & jury. The deceased's voice swore he had really died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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3clandestine surgery practice. To this day Lord Voldemort bears me a grudge because of the face job I gave him in his apprentice days during a blackout. Is it really that bad?
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2Quixote, charging at yet another horde of those pests. It was dawning on him that paparazzi were more eternal than even windmills."Sólo hacerse la miel y las moscas que se chupan!"
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5bed of ol' Judge Wilks- he's half blind." Next day, the magistrate groped for his slippers but found Mr. Ed's muzzle instead. "Thelma, dear wife, is it you!? Then who did we bury?"
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3in, or Emmett Brown. But I now realize it isn't personal." The Mad Scientist paused to calibrate his doomsday device. "They're simply intimidated by my sanity!" He pressed the red
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1e.g.: When you must kill one of Negan's men so your buddies may live, don't bellyache about it for rest of the season; spare us the nausea of "all life is precious" philosophizing.
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2he was a serial killer. "Should I return to jail," he thought, "& resume being lead singer for Chained Carnage, or be on MTV & do some REAL carnage offstage?" Decisions, decisions.
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4Ms Pac-Man dashed outside after them & asked a man on the street if he had seen 2 flashing ghosts. He pointed at 2 empty trench coats opening & closing. Dead end. "Who can I call?"
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5"I say," declared a dapper, stuck-up gent, sniffing at the elastic mass dangling from his soup spoon, "the melted Stinking Bishop is a bit stiff, eh what?" Ah, sock mystery solved!
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4OJ spill in aisle 4 that led to his 10 meter belly slide, brought short by the deli counter. "This is baloney!" fumed Manatee, as a buyer asked for "a lb.of that nice hippo meat!"
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4enough that the poor author whose fold I wrecked would gladly pay to have me whacked if he could hack my vpn. Well, why did they withhold vital details as if it's top secret info?
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6gave birth via c-section. Upon waking, she saw a beaming Dr. Petstein, DVM, holding a healthy baby calf. Had they only informed Jo beforehand that the sperm donor was Det. Manatee,
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3While waiting for the nudist catcher, I confronted the man in my garden before my tomatoes were gone. "I'm from the future to save Sarah Connor & got hungry." OMG I'M Sarah Connor!
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4Suddenly, it all came back to her: her first kiss, being chosen prom queen, MegaShark proposing with glorious sunset in the background... & how to snap open pickle jars. Shark Lady
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10With growing horror, I realize the corpse with the agonized look was the last dude to have sat on the pin. I need poison control, now! Oops, I speed dialed the Sean Hannity show...
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3Harvard's entire law faculty gathered around the glass bowl, fulfilling their childhood dream to watch the little critters swallow swords & such like DC promised. Justice at last!
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3celebrities who murder!" declared Entertainment Tonight, with an insider perspective provided by OJ Simpson. The clincher was Lady Gaga stabbing show's host to death with her heel.