Finished Folds (561—580)
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1e.g.: When you must kill one of Negan's men so your buddies may live, don't bellyache about it for rest of the season; spare us the nausea of "all life is precious" philosophizing.
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2he was a serial killer. "Should I return to jail," he thought, "& resume being lead singer for Chained Carnage, or be on MTV & do some REAL carnage offstage?" Decisions, decisions.
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4Ms Pac-Man dashed outside after them & asked a man on the street if he had seen 2 flashing ghosts. He pointed at 2 empty trench coats opening & closing. Dead end. "Who can I call?"
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5"I say," declared a dapper, stuck-up gent, sniffing at the elastic mass dangling from his soup spoon, "the melted Stinking Bishop is a bit stiff, eh what?" Ah, sock mystery solved!
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4OJ spill in aisle 4 that led to his 10 meter belly slide, brought short by the deli counter. "This is baloney!" fumed Manatee, as a buyer asked for "a lb.of that nice hippo meat!"
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4enough that the poor author whose fold I wrecked would gladly pay to have me whacked if he could hack my vpn. Well, why did they withhold vital details as if it's top secret info?
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6gave birth via c-section. Upon waking, she saw a beaming Dr. Petstein, DVM, holding a healthy baby calf. Had they only informed Jo beforehand that the sperm donor was Det. Manatee,
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3While waiting for the nudist catcher, I confronted the man in my garden before my tomatoes were gone. "I'm from the future to save Sarah Connor & got hungry." OMG I'M Sarah Connor!
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4Suddenly, it all came back to her: her first kiss, being chosen prom queen, MegaShark proposing with glorious sunset in the background... & how to snap open pickle jars. Shark Lady
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10With growing horror, I realize the corpse with the agonized look was the last dude to have sat on the pin. I need poison control, now! Oops, I speed dialed the Sean Hannity show...
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3Harvard's entire law faculty gathered around the glass bowl, fulfilling their childhood dream to watch the little critters swallow swords & such like DC promised. Justice at last!
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3celebrities who murder!" declared Entertainment Tonight, with an insider perspective provided by OJ Simpson. The clincher was Lady Gaga stabbing show's host to death with her heel.
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6people worldwide looked back on Putin as a huggable softie, once they discovered what a major superpower looks like when ruled by an Indira Gandhi on steroids. Time for plan B.
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5fighting off walkers then, so a naked torso with pierced belly button just lying on the sidewalk was no biggy. Foot kept his toes until someone thought of removing the "jewel". RIP
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3Bee Gees fans & enlisted for Iraq where they served as air raid sirens. Once the fighting abated, they got jobs in Saudi Arabia as harem guards, ending up as an NBA team- the NY Eu
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5to the point I have forgotten what a pen is. I don't know why we're having this conversation- I haven't the faintest idea who you are. South America, you say? Is that rock band?"
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7telling its elderly residents that for the sake of their health all salt, sugar, grains, dairy & meat would be cut out of their diet. The old folks threw the 2 girls out, instead.
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3a kind soul, always looking for ways to help. When kindling was needed to start the fire- Goatman was there, though he was exhausted after helping tie The Burning Man to the stake.
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6thought much about any Thing, & now she was caught outside her box. "Here's the thing," the Think thought, "I have a thing for the Thing, but does the Thing think about me?" She sa
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4Dr. Wikid's voice interrupted: "Look, this is happening, so make your peace with it!" I sighed resignedly & eyed the catalogue of robot brains. Bender, C-3PO, Rosie. Yeah, I'm doom