Finished Folds (581—600)
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6people worldwide looked back on Putin as a huggable softie, once they discovered what a major superpower looks like when ruled by an Indira Gandhi on steroids. Time for plan B.
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5fighting off walkers then, so a naked torso with pierced belly button just lying on the sidewalk was no biggy. Foot kept his toes until someone thought of removing the "jewel". RIP
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3Bee Gees fans & enlisted for Iraq where they served as air raid sirens. Once the fighting abated, they got jobs in Saudi Arabia as harem guards, ending up as an NBA team- the NY Eu
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5to the point I have forgotten what a pen is. I don't know why we're having this conversation- I haven't the faintest idea who you are. South America, you say? Is that rock band?"
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7telling its elderly residents that for the sake of their health all salt, sugar, grains, dairy & meat would be cut out of their diet. The old folks threw the 2 girls out, instead.
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3a kind soul, always looking for ways to help. When kindling was needed to start the fire- Goatman was there, though he was exhausted after helping tie The Burning Man to the stake.
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6thought much about any Thing, & now she was caught outside her box. "Here's the thing," the Think thought, "I have a thing for the Thing, but does the Thing think about me?" She sa
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4Dr. Wikid's voice interrupted: "Look, this is happening, so make your peace with it!" I sighed resignedly & eyed the catalogue of robot brains. Bender, C-3PO, Rosie. Yeah, I'm doom
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4but try them on himself. Manatee's mind was flooded with sudden clarity. For once, he knew what he had to do. He grabbed Seamus Levine... & did the Mash. They did the Monster Mash.
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3eerily about the cave, wings flapping madly. He advanced into the darkness. The form of an old man took shape. Was it really Grampa? "You, Boy, are trespassing on Wayne property!"
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72040 that nuclear holocaust survivors were unexpectedly treated to this superb Chardonnay & discovered it was the perfect companion to the cadavers they lived off of. Ah la votre!
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6into places it shouldn't. I always wondered if I ought not to more mind my own business. Maybe that's how my nose got cut off to begin with.
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10Wikid, the surgeon, peering eagerly into the hollow of my bowels. Dr. Wikid stretched my navel & released, sending a pinball careening around a lung to bounce off the heart & into
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6Putin reached into his trousers front, & it was revealed he kept a howitzer there, that he aimed at Hawking, who was saying: "Extremely delighted!" but sounded like: "Exterminate!"
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3was Paris at midnight, August 1997. "The Ritz Hotel!" I showed Ziggy. An elegant lady with short hair next to a Mercedes Benz offered us a ride. "I'm Di. Henri will be here shortly
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5Anton to chill out & serve joe to the diners. He left the kitchen & soon screams were heard from ouside. No, he didn't spill coffee on anyone, but he did serve up Joe, our busboy,
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6, big & disgusting, that Det. Manatee had just plucked from his face. He dropped the mole & phone into the toilet & flushed, causing a city wide flooding. "Now I'll swim to court!
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3monitoring the images generated by a space telescope were shocked upon observing the entire group participating in a wedding on Betazed. The ensuing scandal ended their career.
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11he descended the gangway & resolutely entered the customs station. "I am bringing this suitcase of mine in on a citizen's arrest!" he announced dramatically, "It contains heroine!"
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2In a trance state, I tenderly gathered bill after bill & covered Ben Franklin's face with kisses- seeing only her sweet face before me. I swept the startled bank teller into a jig,