Finished Folds (601—620)
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6This state of affairs might have gone on forever, had not the strains of the Rocky theme song sounded from outside. He was galvanized to the point of sitting up in bed & stretching
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3Right Guard Xtreme gel under my arms. Moments later, when the smell only worsened, & I heard Grampa whining about misplacing his calf's foot jelly, I wondered what that substance
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0tomcat blood in our lineage, going back to Great Great Grandfather Morris. This discovery made me feel less guilty about my hobby of trapping mice & snacking on them in school. Mom
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3. Mle Gradunettes turned out to be quite the fencing virtuoso, disrobing one expert swordsman after the next with her foil. The instructor got nervous, since he was wearing panties
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4secretarial material for the company, which called itself "Fifty Babes of Prey". Us interviewees were handed whips & informed the job would go to the one girl not ripped to shreds
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5From out of my drug fog I tried to inform the blur of Dr. Drake Remoray's face that I was contagious, but his fingers kept worrying my blouse buttons. Luckily, Phoebe walked in on
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2Jeff stood behind the cloud of dust left by their bike, urgently waving a pair of pants, which the absentminded moron on the Vespa had forgotten. He now had to chase him & his ex
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3, but it only brought sizzling noises from my PC , as if it were preparing home fries. That's when smoke began billowing from its vents, & tiny chefs streamed out of it in a panic.
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4The urinal cakes were custom baked by one of France's most celebrated boulangers & imported to NY. The city's revamped port-a-poties were further equipped with in-house DVD player,
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4arst Asylum, to attend The Sacred Fire festival. Al & Tipper thrilled at being chosen official fire lighters, not knowing THEY were the kindling. "Time for your cranial electroshoc
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2backside of Ms. Grumbel as she leaned closer to the whiteboard to complete a sentence. The sun's rays, magnified by Johnny's glass, concentrated there. At first- nothing. Then,
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2, as the bus slowed for a light, he got so excited at having cracked a hard crossword clue, that he had to jump up onto his seat and scream the solution, waving his pen: "SARIN!!!"
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1forgive my flustered state, you are the first invisible man to be served in this establishment. I take it you are deshabille, so refrain from reappearing while in our pub. Otherwis
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3Having cut the mysterious creature open, my companion reached into its abdomen & pulled out a rabbit, then a string of colored silk handkerchiefs, two doves, and a xenomorph. Shit.
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4just... Damn! Those blamed critters were jostling against me, forcing me into the back of my pickup. One was releasing the handbrake with its mouth. I'm rolling backward... Whoooaa
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2The Mayo Clinic specialist gave me a stern look. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either we cut this thing off, or you wash yourself & get this rodent poop off your b
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12But the Chinese fellow, who had long hair & a sling pack, made weird hand motions and changed his stance. Next I knew I was on the ground. "Never take Cheetos from a Shaolin priest
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3said Dr. Dhfjjgvbjios, that didn't require sawing off the scalp. Had he told me it involved sucking parts of my brain out through my nostrils, things might have turned out differen
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6I figured surstromming can't be as bad as the valdeon I make, into whose mixture I dissolve ampicillin pills, and that I curdle through last week's socks. Was I in for a surprise!
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1strewn across the 77" projector screen, lending Hardcore Henry realism beyond its producers' dreams. I yelled out my car window:"Sorry about the cat & Ming vase!" "I just babysit!"