Finished Folds (601—620)
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4The urinal cakes were custom baked by one of France's most celebrated boulangers & imported to NY. The city's revamped port-a-poties were further equipped with in-house DVD player,
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4arst Asylum, to attend The Sacred Fire festival. Al & Tipper thrilled at being chosen official fire lighters, not knowing THEY were the kindling. "Time for your cranial electroshoc
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2backside of Ms. Grumbel as she leaned closer to the whiteboard to complete a sentence. The sun's rays, magnified by Johnny's glass, concentrated there. At first- nothing. Then,
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2, as the bus slowed for a light, he got so excited at having cracked a hard crossword clue, that he had to jump up onto his seat and scream the solution, waving his pen: "SARIN!!!"
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1forgive my flustered state, you are the first invisible man to be served in this establishment. I take it you are deshabille, so refrain from reappearing while in our pub. Otherwis
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3Having cut the mysterious creature open, my companion reached into its abdomen & pulled out a rabbit, then a string of colored silk handkerchiefs, two doves, and a xenomorph. Shit.
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4just... Damn! Those blamed critters were jostling against me, forcing me into the back of my pickup. One was releasing the handbrake with its mouth. I'm rolling backward... Whoooaa
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2The Mayo Clinic specialist gave me a stern look. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either we cut this thing off, or you wash yourself & get this rodent poop off your b
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12But the Chinese fellow, who had long hair & a sling pack, made weird hand motions and changed his stance. Next I knew I was on the ground. "Never take Cheetos from a Shaolin priest
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3said Dr. Dhfjjgvbjios, that didn't require sawing off the scalp. Had he told me it involved sucking parts of my brain out through my nostrils, things might have turned out differen
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6I figured surstromming can't be as bad as the valdeon I make, into whose mixture I dissolve ampicillin pills, and that I curdle through last week's socks. Was I in for a surprise!
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1strewn across the 77" projector screen, lending Hardcore Henry realism beyond its producers' dreams. I yelled out my car window:"Sorry about the cat & Ming vase!" "I just babysit!"
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6To Mr. Sniggelson's delight, a bun-wrapped wiener materialized out of thin air. Wishes DID come true! He wolfed it down, & went in search of his dachsund. "Dad, Fido just vanished!
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13was prancing around, pitchfork in one shank, seeking out sinners! The butcher & his wife screamed at the sight of their succulent dinner searching for fresh meat itself. They leapt
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3of opportunity, heralded by the radio announcer's strident voice: "That's right! Just call in at 0773407734 & ask "Is anyone there?"- & win $100,000! 10 seconds left... time's up!"
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2Harry's clown getup. There was something off about the mouth. Also, what kind of a name was "Pennywise"? & why did Harry insist on a flamethrower for his act? No. Harry had to go.
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3ended his sad story. Not a dry eye in the stylish salon as the oligarchs imagined a less affluent Jerry H, unable to afford the occasional Euro trip once his bills were paid. "How
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5abandoned his plan of bludgeoning me to death. Tho' a skilled pugilist, he was out of his depths against my 1000 lb. bodyguard. But Det. Manatee was no safeguard from poisoning, or
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5I was inwardly cursing Grandpa's memory, when my brush hit on something odd stuck in the flue. It was the stash from a jewelry heist. I always knew Grandpa Jacques was a genius.
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5trying to climb into my pc & infect it! Suddenly, in flew a muscular man caped & wearing yellow spandex with a large "N" on the chest. Norton! "Where'd they go?" he asked urgently.