Finished Folds (621—640)
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4but disaster struck by dint of nuances in Guatemalan rules. On "Go to Jail" 2 cops burst into the house & arrested him. His fate hung upon rolling doubles before they executed him.
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3, resulting in herders raising elephants for their pies. A fast food chain dedicated to this treat opened. Its ten varieties ranged from mildly pungent to gas-mask-not-included.
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4my high speed internet was now cooking with gas. Oh, did I mention the poison gas attacks? They might be the reason I get nada on the web but "page unavailable" notices. Can't win.
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2felt safer when Saytan was fast asleep, 1 feline ear always cocked- as though anticipating harm from its owner. Bill tiptoed quietly towards the snoring Saytan, meat cleaver raised
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1gut- & I knew. She was after my Alka Seltzer- the one box left in town. I turned & ran, realizing she would pursue me relentlessly. Soon, other folk seeking relief joined the chase
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7I wish someone would notice- my associates, my boss, anyone. This morning, my wife yelled at my side of the bed she was working late. It's been 3 days-when will SHE realize I died?
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4er fazed me, but I only wore longjohns, and welcomed the shot of whiskey being poured down my throat. I rose covered in frost, & a dog who been #1'ing in the snow ran away. Blech!
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12of the situation, having a priest perform an exorcism of the house. He proved useless. The ethereal kittens morphed into a specter of Catwoman & wiled the priest into lashing Turgo
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7out on his porch & saw the world had indeed come to a stop. Try as he might, Andrik couldn't make out the sun moving. Meantime, the fire started by his untended iron moved along at
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9Once on that floor, go past the "Wet Floor" sign. Dodge Joe's nasty mop by diving right & rolling twice. You will be in a suite. Get up. A sniper's bullet will miss you by an inch.
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1My wife's brow furrowed & she thought long and hard. her clueless expression showed how badly the shrink had stumped her. "Beats me, Dr. Luster. I should've married YOU!" I cringed
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4This kept up until at Starbucks a customer accidentally spilled a pot of it on my lap. Suddenly, cold coffee didn't seem so bad anymore. I would've gladly swapped for it just then.
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5but Basil Fawlty's easygoing personality guaranteed a tranquil weekend with Donald. Trump even helped Manuel get up & collect his broken teeth, when told he wasn't really Mexican.
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2The kid's sneer disappeared when he finally realized his own blood was gushing from my mouth, whose fangs sunk deeply into his neck. Heck, this WAS turning into a tasty Halloween!
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4This arcane discipline is useful when walking a tightrope, or skirting a precipice. How about in a fight? We interviewed J. von der Damm in hospital, all limbs in traction, after
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4The 3 witches found that the seaside air & healthy regimen of Satanic chants & human sacrifices ousted the craving for dope. Critics (those who returned) lauded their halfway coven
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4Joseph Stalin) sought the death penalty for the (incog) perps. "Yogi & Boo Boo shall not go unavenged!" he vowed. The bodies hadn't yet shown up, but Det. Manatee found Yogi's hat
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3immense. Yes, folks took the online game seriously, & even resorted to shape its outcome by taking action in real life, which the rules allowed. So when Mike aimed his flamethrower
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3Baker welcomed him into the suite with an amicable wave of her tommy gun. The shaking concierge emerged clutching his folding story (decorated with holes) seeking more appreciative
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2goatee she sported. I wanted to call it off, but the matchmaking service had an arrangement with Armenian Power, and it was either go out with her again or die. I thought about it,