Finished Folds (641—660)
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5but Basil Fawlty's easygoing personality guaranteed a tranquil weekend with Donald. Trump even helped Manuel get up & collect his broken teeth, when told he wasn't really Mexican.
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2The kid's sneer disappeared when he finally realized his own blood was gushing from my mouth, whose fangs sunk deeply into his neck. Heck, this WAS turning into a tasty Halloween!
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4This arcane discipline is useful when walking a tightrope, or skirting a precipice. How about in a fight? We interviewed J. von der Damm in hospital, all limbs in traction, after
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4The 3 witches found that the seaside air & healthy regimen of Satanic chants & human sacrifices ousted the craving for dope. Critics (those who returned) lauded their halfway coven
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4Joseph Stalin) sought the death penalty for the (incog) perps. "Yogi & Boo Boo shall not go unavenged!" he vowed. The bodies hadn't yet shown up, but Det. Manatee found Yogi's hat
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3immense. Yes, folks took the online game seriously, & even resorted to shape its outcome by taking action in real life, which the rules allowed. So when Mike aimed his flamethrower
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3Baker welcomed him into the suite with an amicable wave of her tommy gun. The shaking concierge emerged clutching his folding story (decorated with holes) seeking more appreciative
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2goatee she sported. I wanted to call it off, but the matchmaking service had an arrangement with Armenian Power, and it was either go out with her again or die. I thought about it,
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10the same rave, who were as much into each other as they were into Spencer. With Paradise within reach, Spencer had to decide whether to sacrifice it for the sake of his lofty motto
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3"Ahem. The EPI has announced wage growth in the US has increased so that we'll all be rich by 2019. Also, a major ISIS offensive in Iraq was countered successfully by Canada. Bye!"
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3"I hear voices, Doc." "What kind of voices?" boomed a query from behind me, making me jump. Then I laughed. It was Dr. Ajfdrugcbi throwing his voice. "Nice!" "I didn't say anything
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6"You're getting a spare tire & outgrowing all your briefs. A tiny climb from the seventh circle to the sixth wears you out. Dude, check out infomercials on slimming." Satan agreed.
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2, LeBron, we expected someone tall & maybe black. You ARE LeBron James, yes? We DID get the right address?" I nodded vehemently. Can any of you dudes please send me a ticket back?
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2came running, face purple with rage: "Imbeciles! Whadaya think you're doing! It's Memorial Day! Flag at half mast!" So Pvt. Pickett was lowered-honey, glitter & all-as Major Assh w
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1note threatening exposure of our affair to my wife was discovered, along with found footage of me attacking her. Yup, Saul's strategy of my hitting on Judge Katy was the best plan.
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3even for a nympho like me." "Plot?" my student was astounded "What for?" "Look," I told him, exasperated "your book 'Naked Came the Stranger' is trash. No one will ever read it."
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6ask the nerd at Home Depot for a bug zapper able to kill a really big fly. "How big, Sir?" "About yay high," I showed him (I knew Michael's measurements). "Follow me." He led us
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2It was just my usual welcoming shot, a sample brick of cocaine to inform the new neighbors I'm a big dawg dope dealer. But the window was closed. Kaboom! They thought I was KKK and
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7to feel stupid. Like, if I'm inviting a guy dubbed "The Party Strangler" for tea, are teabags with XXXXL length strings really the bomb? Now my carotid artery was paying the price.
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9c... I am NOT letting go of my Chipotle's steak burrito! I struggled fiercely to stay in the present, as the food fought to be vomited. I choked to death wearing a satisfied smile.