Finished Folds (661—680)
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7hard enough that he was able to add a chapter describing the abuse he endured as a child. This catapulted his book to bestseller status, and he hadn't yet finished kindergarten. By
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6that turned ordinary popcorn into a heavenly treat. Soon, he gained so much weight that the island began to sink. His final humiliation was when the locusts staged an intervention.
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5Judge Ken had never seen his clothes so riled up. He appeased everyone by wearing just his boxers and socks. Leaving the rest at home, he went to preside over the Cosby hearings.
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1Moaning Myrtle clung rigidly to each side of the seat, & refused to go down. In fact, she tried to kiss me on the mouth. Yech! "Didn't know you were into girls!" I said. "Hermione,
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5mind his poker losses, tho. In 10 years he will have made it all back, if he fixed 208 cars a day. Tina will gladly move to a homeless shelter 'long as it's with him, Marc figured.
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4Not even a quantum of it, thought 007 as he shot out the chandeliers, spraying the dark hall with bullets. He near clinched it, but couldn't resist the urge to lecture the villains
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5He went to drown his sorrow at the pub. By closing time, he was ecstatic she had dumped him. For he had met a woman the shape of whose legs made it clear she was his REAL soulmate.
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3arrested my upstairs neighbor, for playing his ghetto blaster so loud I heard it over the phone streaming thru the PD windows when I called the cops. It took 6 deaf sergeants to
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6So that's why Lord Varis always reminded me of Mom's bro- Uncle Al (an avid ornithologist who never married). And my big brother must have been her inspiration for Ramsay Bolton.
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2lize on the growing awareness about dysfunctional families. E.g. a Hello Kitty with bruises below her eyes, & designer sunglasses? "She sells herself to support Mom's habit." Aces!
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3aimed her service weapon at me & had me exit the car with my hands in plain sight. "Look, if it's about the corpse in the backseat, I can explain. Preferably over dinner." "Fine."
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2off now. Bye!" I said: "Mike- wait. Th..." But he had already revved my moped to its max & begun descending Frisco's Filbert St. so I never got to tell him about the brake failure.
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5In the spring of 1912 Holmes' constitution had deteriorated to such a degree, his drug dealer feared he might die. I insisted we R and R, booking us passage aboard the RMS Titanic.
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2anything to do with the breathlessness she was experiencing lately? She asked her doctor, who assured her a Xeroto can't cause asthma. He said that Xerotos only channeled energy to
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2qualifying people for tax breaks if they preened themselves. Opposite foreign leaders, we lost prestige & holdings- but I looked a stunner! I was panned by Time & hailed by Cosmo.
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2said: "A good day to you too, Holmes! Back from the dead even before the minister's eulogy is over? And why do you sound like an urchin GIRL?" "Minor accident with a foil, Watson."
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6rushing to the Man in Yellow Hat's head. Why, if Thomas the Tank hadn't been rolling at .5 mph... "You're dead, George!" he said. G. swiftly donned a cap & joined an organ grinder.
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2Dr. Moodle's contention that the friction from their bouncing contributed to global warming. The NBA was consequently nixed, and the 10 grand Doc had bet on the Rockets were saved.
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4written & left on Holmes' desk by Irene Adler, blood spatters stained everything. Mrs. Hudson had a fit upon seeing what Sherlock's lead weighted Stradivarius had done to the cow.
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5orderly's armpit banana tatoo, exposed as he raised his arm to adjust her IV, scarred her for life. No more will the aroma of fresh banana bread spur an orgasm. No more pet monkey.