Finished Folds (661—680)
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4I sequestered 10 belly dancers, & my burqa clad buyer marched off with them. "She must truly love her husband," I thought. Turns out she armed them all with daggers, & as the sheik
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4Woodstock must have been. Wait... were passerbye climbing in thru their open window... and actually disrobing and joining them? The nerve! He yelled: "How dare you dis our privacy!
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0Zach Efron's toe, so that it would migrate to his nail that I had, kind of like Ash's arm in Vs. Evil Dead. If an oil heiress was ready to be violated for the nail, the toe itself
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9. It turned out my dog had recovered & was logged in on the laptop, flagging my latest fold as spam. He looked up guiltily at me, & hid his username. Now I knew who was sabotaging
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5, then saw they were his neighbors' flashlights. Everyone was scared & wondering why the cosmos was off kilter. They knew Thor was on one of his secret missions. What had he done?
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2"a d-documentary o-on naturalism!" His mother smiled knowingly: "The only thing natural about that tangled knot of pervs, sweety, was the bed's oak finish. You're doing sex rehab!"
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1115:22, Dr. Moodle finished demonstrating his Past Grabber, able to selectively project the most critical events of yore. E.g.: Titanic Captain's burp after his last meal, Kennedy's
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3when the maitre d' had Sarah empty her purse when leaving, her date gaped in awe as his Patek Phillipe and gold cufflinks clunked onto the table. "Can you show me how to do that?"
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7hard enough that he was able to add a chapter describing the abuse he endured as a child. This catapulted his book to bestseller status, and he hadn't yet finished kindergarten. By
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6that turned ordinary popcorn into a heavenly treat. Soon, he gained so much weight that the island began to sink. His final humiliation was when the locusts staged an intervention.
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5Judge Ken had never seen his clothes so riled up. He appeased everyone by wearing just his boxers and socks. Leaving the rest at home, he went to preside over the Cosby hearings.
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1Moaning Myrtle clung rigidly to each side of the seat, & refused to go down. In fact, she tried to kiss me on the mouth. Yech! "Didn't know you were into girls!" I said. "Hermione,
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5mind his poker losses, tho. In 10 years he will have made it all back, if he fixed 208 cars a day. Tina will gladly move to a homeless shelter 'long as it's with him, Marc figured.
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4Not even a quantum of it, thought 007 as he shot out the chandeliers, spraying the dark hall with bullets. He near clinched it, but couldn't resist the urge to lecture the villains
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5He went to drown his sorrow at the pub. By closing time, he was ecstatic she had dumped him. For he had met a woman the shape of whose legs made it clear she was his REAL soulmate.
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3arrested my upstairs neighbor, for playing his ghetto blaster so loud I heard it over the phone streaming thru the PD windows when I called the cops. It took 6 deaf sergeants to
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2mice grenades at a prowler next door. Catman's weapon exploded into a thousand shrill mice, 1 of whom flew thru our window, scaring my wife who had been chasing me with a hot iron
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6So that's why Lord Varis always reminded me of Mom's bro- Uncle Al (an avid ornithologist who never married). And my big brother must have been her inspiration for Ramsay Bolton.
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2lize on the growing awareness about dysfunctional families. E.g. a Hello Kitty with bruises below her eyes, & designer sunglasses? "She sells herself to support Mom's habit." Aces!
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3aimed her service weapon at me & had me exit the car with my hands in plain sight. "Look, if it's about the corpse in the backseat, I can explain. Preferably over dinner." "Fine."