Finished Folds (681—700)
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2off now. Bye!" I said: "Mike- wait. Th..." But he had already revved my moped to its max & begun descending Frisco's Filbert St. so I never got to tell him about the brake failure.
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5In the spring of 1912 Holmes' constitution had deteriorated to such a degree, his drug dealer feared he might die. I insisted we R and R, booking us passage aboard the RMS Titanic.
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2anything to do with the breathlessness she was experiencing lately? She asked her doctor, who assured her a Xeroto can't cause asthma. He said that Xerotos only channeled energy to
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2qualifying people for tax breaks if they preened themselves. Opposite foreign leaders, we lost prestige & holdings- but I looked a stunner! I was panned by Time & hailed by Cosmo.
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2said: "A good day to you too, Holmes! Back from the dead even before the minister's eulogy is over? And why do you sound like an urchin GIRL?" "Minor accident with a foil, Watson."
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6rushing to the Man in Yellow Hat's head. Why, if Thomas the Tank hadn't been rolling at .5 mph... "You're dead, George!" he said. G. swiftly donned a cap & joined an organ grinder.
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2Dr. Moodle's contention that the friction from their bouncing contributed to global warming. The NBA was consequently nixed, and the 10 grand Doc had bet on the Rockets were saved.
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4written & left on Holmes' desk by Irene Adler, blood spatters stained everything. Mrs. Hudson had a fit upon seeing what Sherlock's lead weighted Stradivarius had done to the cow.
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5orderly's armpit banana tatoo, exposed as he raised his arm to adjust her IV, scarred her for life. No more will the aroma of fresh banana bread spur an orgasm. No more pet monkey.
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4I had to endure an entire week of classes to become a full fledged MD. Since I graduated head of my class (D-average), I was sent to nearby Liberia to cure an Ebola outbreak. Upon
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6and I was now deluged by sobbing sounds. Facial features formed on the wacko elevator's mirror, parodying a frown. Had I been mistaken to hit the DOWN button? I quickly pressed UP.
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4"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. President Trump's burrito bombed, so he declared war on Mexico. Chef swears Lo Mein is ok, but stay tuned. Back to the game."
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5last month's super glue off an Armani tux, but even that unsightly mole from your cheek! Drink Cheery Bleach to give your system that mint-condition feeling! For a limited time, we
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2But Barney got wind of their plans, & mobilized his fan base to march on Washington. As Trump's every day began with a Barney episode, he plotted to bring down the dinosaur haters.
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4his feet began to issue a savory aroma that evoked fankinscense & lotus blossoms. For the 1st time he was sat next to on the bus, & entreated by panhandlers. Was there a way back?
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4We done wirked out a systam for divying one's with extra heads tween us, then spent the day chewin warms together. Dayum, dem fish got good taste. Hoo needs em when dere's squiggly
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2"Come out with your hands raised!" WTF?! I exited the john stall, lifting my arms. "What have I done wrong, Officers?" They pointed at TP sheets I left on the floor: "What's that?"
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1emancipated his viscera'. Yes, Evo could make even taking out the garbage ('lustrating my environ') sound heroic. But how best to term his heroin dealing to Judge U. R. Ded?
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5mace in my face, I got it- she wants me out of her personal space. So I thrust my head in her lap, groaning: "My eyes... I'm blind!" and furiously swiveled my neck left and right.
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4The chambermaid entered & began to tidy Tesla's suite. "Oh, there's a loose screw here!" she chimed. "WAIT!!! DON'T TUR...!!" KRAACK...BOOOM!!! The earthquake device was a success.