Finished Folds (681—700)
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4I had to endure an entire week of classes to become a full fledged MD. Since I graduated head of my class (D-average), I was sent to nearby Liberia to cure an Ebola outbreak. Upon
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6and I was now deluged by sobbing sounds. Facial features formed on the wacko elevator's mirror, parodying a frown. Had I been mistaken to hit the DOWN button? I quickly pressed UP.
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4"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. President Trump's burrito bombed, so he declared war on Mexico. Chef swears Lo Mein is ok, but stay tuned. Back to the game."
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5last month's super glue off an Armani tux, but even that unsightly mole from your cheek! Drink Cheery Bleach to give your system that mint-condition feeling! For a limited time, we
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2But Barney got wind of their plans, & mobilized his fan base to march on Washington. As Trump's every day began with a Barney episode, he plotted to bring down the dinosaur haters.
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4his feet began to issue a savory aroma that evoked fankinscense & lotus blossoms. For the 1st time he was sat next to on the bus, & entreated by panhandlers. Was there a way back?
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4We done wirked out a systam for divying one's with extra heads tween us, then spent the day chewin warms together. Dayum, dem fish got good taste. Hoo needs em when dere's squiggly
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2"Come out with your hands raised!" WTF?! I exited the john stall, lifting my arms. "What have I done wrong, Officers?" They pointed at TP sheets I left on the floor: "What's that?"
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1emancipated his viscera'. Yes, Evo could make even taking out the garbage ('lustrating my environ') sound heroic. But how best to term his heroin dealing to Judge U. R. Ded?
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5mace in my face, I got it- she wants me out of her personal space. So I thrust my head in her lap, groaning: "My eyes... I'm blind!" and furiously swiveled my neck left and right.
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4The chambermaid entered & began to tidy Tesla's suite. "Oh, there's a loose screw here!" she chimed. "WAIT!!! DON'T TUR...!!" KRAACK...BOOOM!!! The earthquake device was a success.
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3Like the time Saavik had been so hot for him- and he *ucked up. *hit had oddly gone south when she said: "We need to discuss what happened with us." & he gave her a hand sanitizer.
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3Klaxons blared. Teachers darted to and fro, dodging the wrath of bloated, horizontal youngsters floating upwards, wielding acid flasks. "Too much helium!" realized Prof. Smolensky.
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4"Sorry, Sir," drawled the receptionist, "no masks allowed at the party." "It aint a mask," growled the tuxed Ricky Racoon, "it's a prison tat. I'm with the Crips." "This way, Sir."
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5The house was spacious and attractive inside. Our agent explained it was cheap because of the recent axe murders there. He pointed at the fresh bodies in the lounge and said:
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3. Pastor Handsy was solicitous to confessors, sharing a box with the ladies, sometimes confessing things himself. So when he asked: "Who's your daddy?" I knew he meant himself and
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1posse set out from Dodge to head off Snake Pliskin at the pass. Before they got close enough to decapitate, however, Det. Rattlesnake had a flat, and its hiss tipped Pliskin off.
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1The coppers fully intended to keep her locked up & throw away the key, but when Ms. Gording's Depends reached full capacity they switched strategy & called Saul for her themselves.
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4n emasculated chainsaw... Bingo! fired up my chainsaw & outran the mosquito, right by the butler. I swung. Carving Jeeves in half revealed that tray WAS soldered to his fingertips.
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9My entire class gaped at our unhinged geography teacher, ranting at us from behind a rifle barrel. Was he for real? How could he be so ignorant as not to know giraffes aren't evil?