Finished Folds (701—720)
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2e, so they settled for an eyeball rolling. But everyone round the fire jumped when from the bushes a seductive voice purred: "Will one of you boys help with my zipper?" Who could
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2a leather strap to bite on prior to her taking his blood pressure. Tom decided to get out of Dodge- now. He thrust his food tray onto nurse's face, ruing the wasted fillet mignon,
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1ed to hand out a piece of him. Luckily, pieces were so small, he only lost a left earlobe. When the ants reached their nest, news had spread: Jack White was theirs. Concert posters
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4The invisible giant was proud how he had tamed the unruly crowd. Until, after a length of silence, they pleaded:"Can we have more?" Some of them wanted to be handcuffed too. O boy.
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1google an exotic recipe for yummy roast cockatiel. Dr. Moodle then lunged for the bird, who fluttered into his lab. The Doc barged in after it, and dove...into a vat of toxic guano
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3nseled anorexics, true, but this was too much. "Is this how you treat your patients? You bully them into eating? You should...grrrrgh" The lout rammed the entire icecream cake down
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3This is intolerable. I placed my steak order an hour ago. Where was the waiter? I went to the kitchen- it's deserted. Weird. Wait, is that blood on the floor? Wha- ung! (blackness)
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3had become X-RAY vision! This was o.k. when looking at Jenny from next door. But to see MOM that way? Uh-uh. I would lie in wait for the aliens tonight and ask they replace it with
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2My dog got to Dad 1st, &, while chewing, warned me with a look not to DREAM of eating said dog. So with my satellite phone I ordered from a pizzeria that delivers anywhere on Earth
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7in short supply of gas masks, so as the colossal skunk lumbered ever closer (having overpowered Peeta & Katniss) Glade prices soared & Snow went mental cause he ran out of cologne.
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3to the commander's seat. Oh, no! The domed man thinks its HIS chair. Roacher braced himself. Crushed, he climbed into the bum of the astronaut, who burst and grew a roach's head.
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6... *uck it!" Thumper shot adrenaline into Bambi's dope-stilled heart. Deer leaped up, donned a bandana & bought an uzi. "W-who are you?" asked a startled Thumper. "Name's Rambi."
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4Encouraged, I inched closer to the edge of the roof, fully intending to jump off. But fate intervened, and a burgler climbing out the window of an apartment below saw me. "Wait!"
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4a balanced blend of invigorating pharmaceuticals, it kicked ass out of a day of idleness. "Be 100% unproductive, feel $1,000,000!" gushed a regular as he munched his Quarter Ouncer
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3garishly garbed ladies hanging out. Their over-the-top clothes vexed the die-hard fashion cop, who promptly arrested them. A lynch mob formed: "Free Miley Cyrus & Lady Gaga!" Who?
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4With the CEO gone, the other board members chilled. Vodka shots appeared & were upended, Shania Twain music played, & the COO did spot-on mimicry. The CEO grimly eyed spycam feeds
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1urged to "poke a hole or two in your opponent!" to get to the immense burrito first. Now, the TEDx site was strewn with the chipper wounded who egged on the surviving fork wielders
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6, Giant Harry felt a bit sweaty, so I got a blast of Right Guard which improved the overall ambience, but temporarily blinded me. I dropped into his left pocket, hoping to find a
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2the pie over Pizza Man's head, shoving him out the door of his flat. P.M. tried to balance, & tackled Jenny from next door who began gobbling the pie. Her MMA bf arrived & saw them
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4who will bare with me while I snap at her with my iphone. Next, I upload the pics to a smut magazine- & my future as an ob/gyn is ensured. Luckily, Mrs. Plat was mucho extrovert so