Finished Folds (701—720)
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3Like the time Saavik had been so hot for him- and he *ucked up. *hit had oddly gone south when she said: "We need to discuss what happened with us." & he gave her a hand sanitizer.
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3Klaxons blared. Teachers darted to and fro, dodging the wrath of bloated, horizontal youngsters floating upwards, wielding acid flasks. "Too much helium!" realized Prof. Smolensky.
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4"Sorry, Sir," drawled the receptionist, "no masks allowed at the party." "It aint a mask," growled the tuxed Ricky Racoon, "it's a prison tat. I'm with the Crips." "This way, Sir."
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5The house was spacious and attractive inside. Our agent explained it was cheap because of the recent axe murders there. He pointed at the fresh bodies in the lounge and said:
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3. Pastor Handsy was solicitous to confessors, sharing a box with the ladies, sometimes confessing things himself. So when he asked: "Who's your daddy?" I knew he meant himself and
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1posse set out from Dodge to head off Snake Pliskin at the pass. Before they got close enough to decapitate, however, Det. Rattlesnake had a flat, and its hiss tipped Pliskin off.
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1The coppers fully intended to keep her locked up & throw away the key, but when Ms. Gording's Depends reached full capacity they switched strategy & called Saul for her themselves.
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4n emasculated chainsaw... Bingo! fired up my chainsaw & outran the mosquito, right by the butler. I swung. Carving Jeeves in half revealed that tray WAS soldered to his fingertips.
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9My entire class gaped at our unhinged geography teacher, ranting at us from behind a rifle barrel. Was he for real? How could he be so ignorant as not to know giraffes aren't evil?
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2e, so they settled for an eyeball rolling. But everyone round the fire jumped when from the bushes a seductive voice purred: "Will one of you boys help with my zipper?" Who could
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2a leather strap to bite on prior to her taking his blood pressure. Tom decided to get out of Dodge- now. He thrust his food tray onto nurse's face, ruing the wasted fillet mignon,
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1ed to hand out a piece of him. Luckily, pieces were so small, he only lost a left earlobe. When the ants reached their nest, news had spread: Jack White was theirs. Concert posters
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4The invisible giant was proud how he had tamed the unruly crowd. Until, after a length of silence, they pleaded:"Can we have more?" Some of them wanted to be handcuffed too. O boy.
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1google an exotic recipe for yummy roast cockatiel. Dr. Moodle then lunged for the bird, who fluttered into his lab. The Doc barged in after it, and dove...into a vat of toxic guano
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3nseled anorexics, true, but this was too much. "Is this how you treat your patients? You bully them into eating? You should...grrrrgh" The lout rammed the entire icecream cake down
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3This is intolerable. I placed my steak order an hour ago. Where was the waiter? I went to the kitchen- it's deserted. Weird. Wait, is that blood on the floor? Wha- ung! (blackness)
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3had become X-RAY vision! This was o.k. when looking at Jenny from next door. But to see MOM that way? Uh-uh. I would lie in wait for the aliens tonight and ask they replace it with
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2My dog got to Dad 1st, &, while chewing, warned me with a look not to DREAM of eating said dog. So with my satellite phone I ordered from a pizzeria that delivers anywhere on Earth
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7in short supply of gas masks, so as the colossal skunk lumbered ever closer (having overpowered Peeta & Katniss) Glade prices soared & Snow went mental cause he ran out of cologne.
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3to the commander's seat. Oh, no! The domed man thinks its HIS chair. Roacher braced himself. Crushed, he climbed into the bum of the astronaut, who burst and grew a roach's head.