Finished Folds (721—740)
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5They stared at where Chris had clearly #1'd on the floor. "Seize him!" thundered Macbeth. Chris grabbed a curtain fold & swung out the window, landing on Lady M instead of Tigger.
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2First, I was denied a table since I hadn't reserved. They relented only when I pointed out the burger joint was after all empty. My table featured dribblings from the last diner,
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2Ok, they revamped this jet fighter a bit, no sweat- he thought. But when the enemy ace came into his crosshairs & he hit the red button, it only emitted a loud honking sound. WTF?!
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1greet you with outstretched arms. Get ready to be hugged." This was followed by the arrival of Count Tentacles himself. Did that man say 'hugged'? How about 'triturated'? Air! Air!
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2a handwritten inscription on the wall left by another lost visitor. It was dated 1887. Not good. As 2 days had passed, I decided to ignore the rules and yelled: LIBRARIAN, HELP ME!
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2t, because she was already rolling on the floor in vicarious torment, unable to withstand her brother's being tickled. "Heeheeha haha... Stop! Ok, I'll be your sidekick, evil one!"
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3"MOM!" Elliott stared in shock, having walked in on Mary and E.T. necking on the sofa. "Home early?" asked his flustered mom. "Expelled for making out with Ms. Buzzly during math."
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2amn for my job or family- if I could only have you! Return, oh Fair One!" Meantime, the director had the sagacity to capture it all on film- through Marylin's plunge off a bridge.
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3at this violation of nature: "Any idea what those trousers absorbed?! Can we afford to pollute the Pacific?" Indeed, the horizon filled with belly-up whales. He can keep his undies
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3to Stingman all the time: "Look how busy Stingman is, girls! Not lazy like you." And: "Stingy just got daddy in the butt. Do YOU ever stick up for me?" Damn bumblebee! I plotted to
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1drunk, but I shtill knew the inshide of an Abramsh M1. My shird tank of zhuh day. When offered, I gleefully took over shteering...BANG! Uh oh. "Hey, that was Obama!" Ok, no harm no
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9I trampled Aunty Fay's favorite flower bed, & shoved Cousin Greg into an open sewer hole as I sped to make my cardiology appointment. Slam dunk, dear shrink- for once I'm on time!
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2rds the ufo by its glowing, silky tractor beam. On board, one of the crew accosted me & got straight to the point: "Those Nike Air Max's- what would you like in exchange for them?"
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7"I'm going to ask you just once," said the sinister character "where's the Boss?" My eyes flitted from the glinting safety razor to his two-day stubble. He wants the shaving cream
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1dare they not take back her laundry egg? Martha fumed: "I only used it once!" She hadn't even placed it on top of underwear. Well, not FILTHY ones. Why, there were 209 washes left!
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2drinking the local water. "Never want a run like THAT again," affirmed the shaken guitarist. It hurt that the entire band was convulsing onstage, & the audience couldn't even tell.
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5I quickly explained all to my boss- how I was losing it & might walk in one day & shoot all my co-workers. He was very soothing & pressed a red button he said would soon cure me of
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4coop full of dead chickens- it's a botched count. Better his chicks die in a genocide than have 1000 of them and count 999... or 1001. He set up his grenade launcher and aimed. RIP
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3, & was promptly carted off by a gendarme who needed 1 more arrest to qualify for his bonus. Brittany adapted to life in a provincial French jail. Epoisses no longer made her faint
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6d teenagers may both seem shell shocked, but only the stick shall beat the habit." warned Master Quong. The disciple monks stared at him wide-eyed, since they had all snorted meth