Finished Folds (741—760)
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9I trampled Aunty Fay's favorite flower bed, & shoved Cousin Greg into an open sewer hole as I sped to make my cardiology appointment. Slam dunk, dear shrink- for once I'm on time!
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2rds the ufo by its glowing, silky tractor beam. On board, one of the crew accosted me & got straight to the point: "Those Nike Air Max's- what would you like in exchange for them?"
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7"I'm going to ask you just once," said the sinister character "where's the Boss?" My eyes flitted from the glinting safety razor to his two-day stubble. He wants the shaving cream
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1dare they not take back her laundry egg? Martha fumed: "I only used it once!" She hadn't even placed it on top of underwear. Well, not FILTHY ones. Why, there were 209 washes left!
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2drinking the local water. "Never want a run like THAT again," affirmed the shaken guitarist. It hurt that the entire band was convulsing onstage, & the audience couldn't even tell.
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5I quickly explained all to my boss- how I was losing it & might walk in one day & shoot all my co-workers. He was very soothing & pressed a red button he said would soon cure me of
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4coop full of dead chickens- it's a botched count. Better his chicks die in a genocide than have 1000 of them and count 999... or 1001. He set up his grenade launcher and aimed. RIP
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3, & was promptly carted off by a gendarme who needed 1 more arrest to qualify for his bonus. Brittany adapted to life in a provincial French jail. Epoisses no longer made her faint
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6d teenagers may both seem shell shocked, but only the stick shall beat the habit." warned Master Quong. The disciple monks stared at him wide-eyed, since they had all snorted meth
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4's heart, which he rated a great delicacy, & which had recently brought about his "Burp of the Week". But Red had a thing for serial killers, & Mr. Wolf did after all own Wall St.
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2Tomas flinched. "Uh... why... at nothing, Big Betty. Just..." He hastily improvised: "I used to have pants just like that." "Pink yoga pants?" "N-no..." The vastness of that seat!
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2when an MRI showed Gia's baby to be totally green & she chose to abort. "Why, it's a perfectly normal child!" insisted Pope E.T. XX, after being told and arriving by flying saucer.
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6I tried to hide how dismayed his challenge made me. His spider was a tarantula- mine was of the garden variety and a vegan to boot. But the macho in me won out & I o.k.'d the duel.
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2, and raged: "You B&E'd- fine, you needed the money. Assaulted the homeowner- hell, self preservation. But to microwave an egg as is & not youtube it? I'm locking you up for good!"
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3induced his transformation into a panther. Pete married over thirty times, & had attended about as many funerals. He ruefully watched his dozing wife. "I need to calm...GRROOWL!!!"
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3sent for a blood test, & I freaked out over a silly needle. The nurse was coming, so I ducked into a changing room & donned surgical scrubs. "Dr., can you see this patient?". Oops.
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4OMG!!! It was life threateningly important to watch Mr. Robot NOW before Wanda came by to belt out spoilers- & Mom is calling to blah blah?! "You're remarrying, Mom? Thrilling. But
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2On the bright side, my Siamese twin & I are an invincible political candidate. I make rosy promises to one camp, she pledges the antithesis to their rivals. Everybody votes for us!
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13. Pooh beamed and warmly invited the child to his den. Sadly, a dour beat cop overheard the word "honey" spoken repeatedly, took one look at Pooh in his lederhosen & arrested him.
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8was elated at being chosen to become world's first bionic zombie. If transplant surgery succeeded- Nurse Zaza would have arms again. She crossed her toes as Dr. Gruk put her under.