Finished Folds (761—780)
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6out of which popped a lady so lovely it set the Mandibles clacking in a perpetual chitter, & delayed their Apocalypse by at least an epoch. "Shall I have cake or matron?" pondered
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5& set the exhaust pipe to 'missile' mode. Before he could fire, a student tackled him to save the last trilobite in existence. Uluru saw the wreckage: "My day for thumbing a ride."
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1his shirt front with one hand, while holding his collar forward with the other. The scalding coffee ended his monologue, but heralded a further outburst as he decried his injury. I
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2defend the jay-walker, pointing out Billilily had already run him over, so dude got what's coming to him. But the truck driver was adamant: "Damn sumbitch still twitchin, aint he?"
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3is on intimate terms with me, so I know Scuzzy Wuzzy hates washing machines. That's why I go out on a limb to keep it out of them, no matter he's the only briefs I'll ever wear.
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5Since Canada is firm about carrying out its capital punishments, the legislated method is death by old age. Authorities are willing to wait as long as necesssary to see it through.
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2hours later we were in ER- the mushrooms were poisonous. An accident? Well, bad men occupied the hospital & tried to kill us. But my brother Michael wheeled us out on skateboards
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4It began to look the city might die of boredom. So when a local bank was robbed and a hostage situation ensued, everyone was greatly relieved. Well, almost everyone.
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3me, and it looked like curtains. But fate intervened, & the orchestra began blasting "Unconditionally"- the Queen's favorite song. The soldiers impulsively lunged to grab partners,
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4"there's no Thai on tonight's menu. I can get Her Ladyness pickled frog legs or fried eel, but... wait! It's All-U-Can-Eat Friday down at the Roach Roast. Does that work for you?"
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4nauseous. But picture a running back slash Bob ramming his head thru a zombie's stomach so it emerges from the other side and he exits the place sporting a 'zombie necklace'- cool!
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3Big Bob's mother was catatonic. Rumor goes it happened when she once spot-checked his sock drawer. Whatever was in there left her with white hair, gaping mouth and tickle phobia.
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6Any way you put it, the results are identical. Amazing how body language defies semantics. Certain notions simply transcend monism. So the Martian's "Gesundheit!" was heartfelt.
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5. Us chimps raised our Glade coated turtles and kept charging. We leaned against the castle wall and ascended each other, forming a simian ladder to the tower. The frantic chickens
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3"No worry! Shoe fit!" The proprietor smeared secret 'flex' cream on his foot, then expertly bent it so the toenails touched the shin. His heel now slid neatly in- but what a walk!
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6, with the giant, upright rat in hot pursuit. He climbed a tree, only to come face to face with the rat. In a desperate bid, he plugged a dormant beehive into His Ratship's mouth.
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4casting darkness, so the exhausted revelers could refresh themselves from the day's ordeals with a sound night's sleep. It's just bad kismet to enter Love Thy Fellow Day red-eyed!
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2wore bikinis into battle. No more being a Heroes of Dufus cartoon! A.J. would trade places with his RL counterpart. Opportunity beckoned when mind-based controllers became reality.
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4Guru was beseeched to shepherd Perrin's goth daughter towards a more tranquil existence. So he crashed a Batcave dance where she cavorted, and urged all to meditate on consonance.
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3een, and conducted a small service: "He was a good table (sob). What happened wasn't his fault. RIP, Wobblie!" Once everyone had a decent cry, they headed outside to picnic & party