Finished Folds (781—800)
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6on the verge of becoming a woman- maybe even tonight. I'm tattooed and pierced in places best left unsaid. My parents are, like, my disciples. So why do you treat me like a child?"
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2The infomercial seemed to recommend being surrounded by oodles of girls in bikinis as the solution. Pepe was o.k. with that, but how could they offer it at a paltry $29.99 a month?
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2& pressed the red button, not realizing it was the nuclear football- not a PSP. His CO was ecstatic: "Kudos, Kirk- sole winner ever of the Kobayashi maru! The Klingons are extinct!
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3a teenage girl emerge from a pharmacy store, her left hand bandaged. She ran to him. "Help me, Mister! The zombies ate my parents, but I got away. Then I fell and injured my hand."
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4A patient reclined in my dental chair, pending an extraction, but I can't focus my mind. Bad move to trip on LSD last night. With these forceps I'm supposed to... what is it again?
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3wheel the duty free cart with such panache!" The baboon agreed but insisted she be bought whiskey. Once sated, she put on a show that made the on-flight film look boring. The pilot
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4snuck in the back of delivery van, hid behind some parcels. The courier sped off, stopped. She-driver and Mr. Wilbur came in back. Mrs. W. held her breath. "The CIA thanks u, Mr. W
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2Kana, vahepeal täielikult aru. See oli kahetsusväärne. Majahoidja suutis Höyhentää, kuid mitte kuiv õpetaja märkmeid. Või tema kleit; mitte, et ta ei paku.
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11"That I'm rich! Uh, I mean... nothing." Doc recorded me repeating all my dreams, and excused himself. I overheard him call a smut publishing firm. Big sums were bandied about. Hey!
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1Lt. Columbo was nice, telling me all about his wife's gallstones. He almost left & suddenly remembered to ask why my prints were at the crime scene. I've been squirming ever since.
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1Up close, the caged bird bore a sharp resemblance to his late, alternate lifestyle aunt. Suddenly, the colorful fowl rolled over in a parody of committing suicide. Yup- Aunt 'Emo'.
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2"The kale I can hardly blame!" Mrs. Jones thundered "But you mushrooms should've used your heads! Thought I wouldn't notice you ate the potatos?!" Enraged, she maxed the stove heat
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6No sleeping in Granny's bed on nights she was conscious. Mr Ed neighed his consent, and proceeded to fill the living room rug with exuberance-dung. Now to enroll him in our school.
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2and took a whiff of the aroma that rose from the charring remains of the material he insisted it be made of. The captain eagerly smoked a side of beef as his ship went on burning.
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8cheetah so my pet collie could ride in comfort. After a mile I threw chivalry to the winds and rode the animal myself. Bye, Lassie! I was now on schedule, but a desert traffic cop
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2cause my freedom depends on it. I was incarcerated in this installation by the CIA- I knew too much about Hillary's emails. So I weave coded SOS messages into sheets sent out to be
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1parrot to shut up before signalling Britney to begin. If the Queen saw fit to summon her to perform at the Royal Ball, Her Majesty needs to realize Slave 4 U isn't all about her.
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4I lay on a gurney to be wheeled to my appendectomy. Nurse pricked my arm and chatted: "Shot works pronto, so you're disorientated and speak funny. On to your heart surgery!". Chid.
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3I stood on line at the bank, when 3 masked men burst in brandishing uzis. "ON THE FLOOR NOW!" yelled one. That voice...OMG, it's my long lost dad who left us ages ago! I found him!
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3ntly horded while ostensibly perusing defense exhibits wearing a solemn expression. "Something stinks about this trial," hissed the second chair. The sentence was courtroom cleanup