Finished Folds (781—800)
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3Big Bob's mother was catatonic. Rumor goes it happened when she once spot-checked his sock drawer. Whatever was in there left her with white hair, gaping mouth and tickle phobia.
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6Any way you put it, the results are identical. Amazing how body language defies semantics. Certain notions simply transcend monism. So the Martian's "Gesundheit!" was heartfelt.
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5. Us chimps raised our Glade coated turtles and kept charging. We leaned against the castle wall and ascended each other, forming a simian ladder to the tower. The frantic chickens
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3"No worry! Shoe fit!" The proprietor smeared secret 'flex' cream on his foot, then expertly bent it so the toenails touched the shin. His heel now slid neatly in- but what a walk!
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6, with the giant, upright rat in hot pursuit. He climbed a tree, only to come face to face with the rat. In a desperate bid, he plugged a dormant beehive into His Ratship's mouth.
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4casting darkness, so the exhausted revelers could refresh themselves from the day's ordeals with a sound night's sleep. It's just bad kismet to enter Love Thy Fellow Day red-eyed!
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2wore bikinis into battle. No more being a Heroes of Dufus cartoon! A.J. would trade places with his RL counterpart. Opportunity beckoned when mind-based controllers became reality.
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4Guru was beseeched to shepherd Perrin's goth daughter towards a more tranquil existence. So he crashed a Batcave dance where she cavorted, and urged all to meditate on consonance.
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3een, and conducted a small service: "He was a good table (sob). What happened wasn't his fault. RIP, Wobblie!" Once everyone had a decent cry, they headed outside to picnic & party
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6on the verge of becoming a woman- maybe even tonight. I'm tattooed and pierced in places best left unsaid. My parents are, like, my disciples. So why do you treat me like a child?"
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2The infomercial seemed to recommend being surrounded by oodles of girls in bikinis as the solution. Pepe was o.k. with that, but how could they offer it at a paltry $29.99 a month?
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2& pressed the red button, not realizing it was the nuclear football- not a PSP. His CO was ecstatic: "Kudos, Kirk- sole winner ever of the Kobayashi maru! The Klingons are extinct!
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3a teenage girl emerge from a pharmacy store, her left hand bandaged. She ran to him. "Help me, Mister! The zombies ate my parents, but I got away. Then I fell and injured my hand."
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4A patient reclined in my dental chair, pending an extraction, but I can't focus my mind. Bad move to trip on LSD last night. With these forceps I'm supposed to... what is it again?
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3wheel the duty free cart with such panache!" The baboon agreed but insisted she be bought whiskey. Once sated, she put on a show that made the on-flight film look boring. The pilot
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4snuck in the back of delivery van, hid behind some parcels. The courier sped off, stopped. She-driver and Mr. Wilbur came in back. Mrs. W. held her breath. "The CIA thanks u, Mr. W
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2Kana, vahepeal täielikult aru. See oli kahetsusväärne. Majahoidja suutis Höyhentää, kuid mitte kuiv õpetaja märkmeid. Või tema kleit; mitte, et ta ei paku.
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11"That I'm rich! Uh, I mean... nothing." Doc recorded me repeating all my dreams, and excused himself. I overheard him call a smut publishing firm. Big sums were bandied about. Hey!
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1Lt. Columbo was nice, telling me all about his wife's gallstones. He almost left & suddenly remembered to ask why my prints were at the crime scene. I've been squirming ever since.
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1Up close, the caged bird bore a sharp resemblance to his late, alternate lifestyle aunt. Suddenly, the colorful fowl rolled over in a parody of committing suicide. Yup- Aunt 'Emo'.