Finished Folds (801—820)
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3The enticing aroma of fresh baking lured her into the shop. Its proprieter was nowhere to be seen. She finally spotted him crouching under an oak table, spying on her mistrustfully
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2The cops arrived at 3 a.m., waving their flashlights about the LA Opera hall. "They're all fast asleep, Captain!" "This shrieks foul play. Have SID sweep for traces of chloroform."
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1Det. Manatee held a press conference: "At present, we can't identify the monkey the hand belonged to. The hand was found holding a wrench, with which the victim's head was bashed."
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2The limo ground to a halt, windows lowered, and Ikeelusonabeetch's men opened fire with tommy guns. It missed 20cent. His lit butane-soaked rag found the hash oil stash in the car,
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2events in the zoology course, studying Class Aves of Phylum Chordata. A cage of canaries was there for demonstration. Sokratis touched his lit Bic to the cat's tail, & it screeched
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3the health spa, when she spied her mother's head emerging from a vat of mud and was certain she had been beheaded. Overcoming her fear, she began hurling mud pies at her attackers
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2saw a pimple on the tip of her nose! She stifled a scream and briefly considered suicide. She decided to visit Dr. Doomzer- he would have a potion for her. Lightning flashed as she
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2whispers discreetly in the maitre d's ear. When she, Chad & his folks are having dessert, a fancy cake is brought out with much fanfare. It reads: "Farewell, Chad. You are dumped!"
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2saw off Hagrid's beard. This proved a daunting task, especially as the latter had just upended a bowl of mollasses-laced porridge onto his maw along with eggs benedict on crumbcake
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6generating a mass exodus from the room, as minions flee with each sonic boom. Who knew a mere seed could elicit such perfume; a bowl of them... noxious reek that wafts to Khartoum
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3gone Liam Neeson. Sure enough, he was given the job to guard the President. Luckily, his MMA was up to par, because after all it was the Donald. So when the motorcade was ambushed,
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4carry around his dog's corpse AND buy a gluten free loaf at the same time? As it turned out, people were only too glad to clear a path for him, and see him served ahead of the line
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1near gave up, when the first mate whispered in his ear. The captain blushed and had everyone clear the room- then tinkled into the receptacle. The ship shot ahead, breaking records
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5pair of hobos- which they were. They made a solemn blood pact never to use the North Sentinel Island train network ever again, and marched off to find a locale serviced by Amtrak.
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2the deuce had happened to his hand. The novice explained that he had sampled some of the Werewolf Compound. To Snape's horror, the youngster began howling uncontrollably in class!
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2open window and letting off a few more rounds whose staccato claps amounted to a noisy rendition of 'Funeral March'- a fitting sendoff to John and his wife's 3-bullet-riddled body.
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3explained, peering down over the counter. "But I can fix you a nasty Salty Dog!". He whimpered his submission and was served. PETA agents stormed the bar. "Alcohol to dogs?!!". End
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3that failed commercially until the "Totally Wild!" version, with the added parrot droppings. Things rocked until Dr. Root chewed a stick while peering in my mouth. My heart stopped
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2'smoking perils' waiver to sign, tied me up near the dynamite, lit the 60 second long-fuse, and scurried away. He ran to redeem the life insurance policy I had just stupidly signed
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5-Splat!- Once his last frog was roadkill, he left the gaming palace. Across the street was a sign: FoldingStory/Arcade Gamer Rehab. He handed in all his quarters at the front desk.