Finished Folds (801—820)
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2"The kale I can hardly blame!" Mrs. Jones thundered "But you mushrooms should've used your heads! Thought I wouldn't notice you ate the potatos?!" Enraged, she maxed the stove heat
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6No sleeping in Granny's bed on nights she was conscious. Mr Ed neighed his consent, and proceeded to fill the living room rug with exuberance-dung. Now to enroll him in our school.
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2and took a whiff of the aroma that rose from the charring remains of the material he insisted it be made of. The captain eagerly smoked a side of beef as his ship went on burning.
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8cheetah so my pet collie could ride in comfort. After a mile I threw chivalry to the winds and rode the animal myself. Bye, Lassie! I was now on schedule, but a desert traffic cop
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2cause my freedom depends on it. I was incarcerated in this installation by the CIA- I knew too much about Hillary's emails. So I weave coded SOS messages into sheets sent out to be
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1parrot to shut up before signalling Britney to begin. If the Queen saw fit to summon her to perform at the Royal Ball, Her Majesty needs to realize Slave 4 U isn't all about her.
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4I lay on a gurney to be wheeled to my appendectomy. Nurse pricked my arm and chatted: "Shot works pronto, so you're disorientated and speak funny. On to your heart surgery!". Chid.
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3I stood on line at the bank, when 3 masked men burst in brandishing uzis. "ON THE FLOOR NOW!" yelled one. That voice...OMG, it's my long lost dad who left us ages ago! I found him!
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3ntly horded while ostensibly perusing defense exhibits wearing a solemn expression. "Something stinks about this trial," hissed the second chair. The sentence was courtroom cleanup
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3The enticing aroma of fresh baking lured her into the shop. Its proprieter was nowhere to be seen. She finally spotted him crouching under an oak table, spying on her mistrustfully
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2The cops arrived at 3 a.m., waving their flashlights about the LA Opera hall. "They're all fast asleep, Captain!" "This shrieks foul play. Have SID sweep for traces of chloroform."
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1Det. Manatee held a press conference: "At present, we can't identify the monkey the hand belonged to. The hand was found holding a wrench, with which the victim's head was bashed."
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2The limo ground to a halt, windows lowered, and Ikeelusonabeetch's men opened fire with tommy guns. It missed 20cent. His lit butane-soaked rag found the hash oil stash in the car,
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2events in the zoology course, studying Class Aves of Phylum Chordata. A cage of canaries was there for demonstration. Sokratis touched his lit Bic to the cat's tail, & it screeched
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3the health spa, when she spied her mother's head emerging from a vat of mud and was certain she had been beheaded. Overcoming her fear, she began hurling mud pies at her attackers
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2saw a pimple on the tip of her nose! She stifled a scream and briefly considered suicide. She decided to visit Dr. Doomzer- he would have a potion for her. Lightning flashed as she
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2whispers discreetly in the maitre d's ear. When she, Chad & his folks are having dessert, a fancy cake is brought out with much fanfare. It reads: "Farewell, Chad. You are dumped!"
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2saw off Hagrid's beard. This proved a daunting task, especially as the latter had just upended a bowl of mollasses-laced porridge onto his maw along with eggs benedict on crumbcake
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6generating a mass exodus from the room, as minions flee with each sonic boom. Who knew a mere seed could elicit such perfume; a bowl of them... noxious reek that wafts to Khartoum
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3gone Liam Neeson. Sure enough, he was given the job to guard the President. Luckily, his MMA was up to par, because after all it was the Donald. So when the motorcade was ambushed,