Finished Folds (821—840)
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4carry around his dog's corpse AND buy a gluten free loaf at the same time? As it turned out, people were only too glad to clear a path for him, and see him served ahead of the line
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1near gave up, when the first mate whispered in his ear. The captain blushed and had everyone clear the room- then tinkled into the receptacle. The ship shot ahead, breaking records
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5pair of hobos- which they were. They made a solemn blood pact never to use the North Sentinel Island train network ever again, and marched off to find a locale serviced by Amtrak.
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2the deuce had happened to his hand. The novice explained that he had sampled some of the Werewolf Compound. To Snape's horror, the youngster began howling uncontrollably in class!
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2open window and letting off a few more rounds whose staccato claps amounted to a noisy rendition of 'Funeral March'- a fitting sendoff to John and his wife's 3-bullet-riddled body.
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3explained, peering down over the counter. "But I can fix you a nasty Salty Dog!". He whimpered his submission and was served. PETA agents stormed the bar. "Alcohol to dogs?!!". End
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3that failed commercially until the "Totally Wild!" version, with the added parrot droppings. Things rocked until Dr. Root chewed a stick while peering in my mouth. My heart stopped
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2'smoking perils' waiver to sign, tied me up near the dynamite, lit the 60 second long-fuse, and scurried away. He ran to redeem the life insurance policy I had just stupidly signed
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5-Splat!- Once his last frog was roadkill, he left the gaming palace. Across the street was a sign: FoldingStory/Arcade Gamer Rehab. He handed in all his quarters at the front desk.
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4and accidently operated his shouldered flamethrower in 'jet pack' mode. The alarmed gorilla felt himself shoot into the stratosphere. "Alpha leader, we have an armed bogey. Engage?
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4Dr. Moodle shone his light into the hole. Jack had climbed in confident of capturing the leprechaun, but the little man held him by one wrist, banging him from one end to the other
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5ignore the cats seated opposite them in the re-education class. If they held out an entire hour, the dogs would be released back into the custody of their owners. It went ok until
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4My wife had sent me to an interview with a company that outsourced electric power-line repairers. Luckily, I failed the insanity test, though I'm an escapee from Stonehearst Asylum
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1The genie winked. "I think I know where your 'cardbo' is. Granted!" As it kept getting longer, my eyes widened in alarm. "You must make it shorter again!" "Ok" he said "Last wish?"
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1and claimed to know jack about it. Det. Tomatillo considered putting the squeeze on Jackfruit, but seeds of doubt about the pomegranate stash were there. "Let him stew overnight!"
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0heavy artillery and tank fire mingled with the drone of aircraft and noise of explosions. The terrorists panicked and fled in all directions, unaware it was just Tommy on his Xbox
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5feigning accidents and collecting indemnities. Plan: run out on field when receiver passes by; fake being run over. Alas, she intercepted the pass, entire defense came bearing down
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3met with uproarious laughter in the operating theater. "Hey," chortled a surgeon "Do you suppose that with only half a brain she'll leave out every other word?" He laughed so hard
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4carved its innards out, stuck a cardboard tube from paper towels roll into the resulting hollow, jammed a plastic funnel into its side; voila- perfect bong! Now, where's ol' Roofy?
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3A tv filming crew entered the 7/11. "Sir," said the director "Can you remain standing exactly how you are? The perfect commercial! Its slogan will be: "America's Favorite Nuts".